Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 The Sun, Mail, Star, Mirror AND Metro are all running a story today about a Russian child savant who says he was born on Mars. Why is this shit taking up column inches in my news aggregator? What a waste of time giving the autistic little fuck and his attention seeking parents 15 minutes of fame. Apparently this Cossack dweeb could hold his oversized head up unassisted from a young age, and learnt to speak earlier than average, so it must be true. I hope he ends up on one of those clickbait sites in 20 years as part of an article headlined "You'll never guess where these child geniuses ended up?". Hopefully the answer in his case is dead, having tried to propel himself home to the red planet in a poorly constructed rocket ship. Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The Sun, Mail, Star, Mirror AND Metro are all running a story today about a Russian child savant who says he was born on Mars. Why is this shit taking up column inches in my news aggregator? What a waste of time giving the autistic little fuck and his attention seeking parents 15 minutes of fame. Apparently this Cossack dweeb could hold his oversized head up unassisted from a young age, and learnt to speak earlier than average, so it must be true. I hope he ends up on one of those clickbait sites in 20 years as part of an article headlined "You'll never guess where these child geniuses ended up?". Hopefully the answer in his case is dead, having tried to propel himself home to the red planet in a poorly constructed rocket ship. Cunt! He says martians live in underground tunnels and are 7 feet tall. How would he know that if he hadn't been there? Well, William, it seems your self proclaimed vast intellect has let you down here. Thick cunt. Looking at your choice of reading matter, dumbing down the news can't go low enough for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5054931/Russian-says-lived-Mar-reborn-Earth.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Manky said: He says martians live in underground tunnels and are 7 feet tall. How would he know that if he hadn't been there? Well, William, it seems your self proclaimed vast intellect has let you down here. Thick cunt. Looking at your choice of reading matter, dumbing down the news can't go low enough for you. Actually they are three foot tall and live in those tunnels under Manchester and speak with Blackburn accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 47 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The Sun, Mail, Star, Mirror AND Metro are all running a story today about a Russian child savant who says he was born on Mars. Why is this shit taking up column inches in my news aggregator? What a waste of time giving the autistic little fuck and his attention seeking parents 15 minutes of fame. Apparently this Cossack dweeb could hold his oversized head up unassisted from a young age, and learnt to speak earlier than average, so it must be true. I hope he ends up on one of those clickbait sites in 20 years as part of an article headlined "You'll never guess where these child geniuses ended up?". Hopefully the answer in his case is dead, having tried to propel himself home to the red planet in a poorly constructed rocket ship. Cunt! I don't get it, is he a Russian national or a Martian national, if the latter then its obvious he is some kind of refugee cunt and has only come to Earth for the benefits and social housing. You see, this is what happens when a culture of something for nothing develops, I expect we will soon see hordes of these huge red cunts drifting here on rickety unsafe space vessels beaching near Dover and claiming extra terrestrial asylum here. Fuck off you Martian cunts and go back to your own planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 On 07/11/2017 at 12:58 PM, Lady Penelope said: Actually they are three foot tall and live in those tunnels under Manchester and speak with Blackburn accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I don't get it, is he a Russian national or a Martian national, if the latter then its obvious he is some kind of refugee cunt and has only come to Earth for the benefits and social housing. You see, this is what happens when a culture of something for nothing develops, I expect we will soon see hordes of these huge red cunts drifting here on rickety unsafe space vessels beaching near Dover and claiming extra terrestrial asylum here. Fuck off you Martian cunts and go back to your own planet. They'll take our jobs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They'll take our jobs Rare footage obtained from the last cunts corner Christmas party. From left to right, monumental cunt, snatch, manky, Eric, fender and nobgobbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: I don't get it, is he a Russian national or a Martian national, if the latter then its obvious he is some kind of refugee cunt and has only come to Earth for the benefits and social housing. You see, this is what happens when a culture of something for nothing develops, I expect we will soon see hordes of these huge red cunts drifting here on rickety unsafe space vessels beaching near Dover and claiming extra terrestrial asylum here. Fuck off you Martian cunts and go back to your own planet. It's that International Space Station that's to blame. The Martian fuckers float about outside it waiting for a space shuttle then break the back doors open and hide inside for a free trip down to Earth. Luckily there aren't any English space shuttles otherwise we'd be overrun with the fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The Sun, Mail, Star, Mirror AND Metro are all running a story today about a Russian child savant who says he was born on Mars. Why is this shit taking up column inches in my news aggregator? What a waste of time giving the autistic little fuck and his attention seeking parents 15 minutes of fame. Apparently this Cossack dweeb could hold his oversized head up unassisted from a young age, and learnt to speak earlier than average, so it must be true. I hope he ends up on one of those clickbait sites in 20 years as part of an article headlined "You'll never guess where these child geniuses ended up?". Hopefully the answer in his case is dead, having tried to propel himself home to the red planet in a poorly constructed rocket ship. Cunt! Not been on here for while, glad to see you're still full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Fatty said: Not been on here for while, glad to see you're still full of shit. You soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, Fatty said: Not been on here for while, glad to see you're still full of shit. I noticed that last week, and thought how enjoyable your prolonged absence was. Fuck off you thick tub of lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I noticed that last week, and thought how enjoyable your prolonged absence was. Fuck off you thick tub of lard. You actually took time away from sucking off Stickers for that? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: I don't get it, is he a Russian national or a Martian national, if the latter then its obvious he is some kind of refugee cunt and has only come to Earth for the benefits and social housing. You see, this is what happens when a culture of something for nothing develops, I expect we will soon see hordes of these huge red cunts drifting here on rickety unsafe space vessels beaching near Dover and claiming extra terrestrial asylum here. Fuck off you Martian cunts and go back to your own planet. better to land in Dover rather than Birmingham though Swarms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: better to land in Dover rather than Birmingham though Swarms. It's Drewsday and there's a nomination about the incompetence of social workers. I'm expecting big things from you tonight, you drunken Barnardo's cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The Sun, Mail, Star, Mirror AND Metro are all running a story today about a Russian child savant who says he was born on Mars. I grok a wrongness in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 I saw this nom. title and thought, "oh fucking shit, the equality brigade have got to the tabloids". Imagine my delight to still see a massive pair of tits on page 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 10 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The Sun, Mail, Star, Mirror AND Metro are all running a story today about a Russian child savant who says he was born on Mars. Why is this shit taking up column inches in my news aggregator? What a waste of time giving the autistic little fuck and his attention seeking parents 15 minutes of fame. Apparently this Cossack dweeb could hold his oversized head up unassisted from a young age, and learnt to speak earlier than average, so it must be true. I hope he ends up on one of those clickbait sites in 20 years as part of an article headlined "You'll never guess where these child geniuses ended up?". Hopefully the answer in his case is dead, having tried to propel himself home to the red planet in a poorly constructed rocket ship. Cunt! Clickbait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I saw this nom. title and thought, "oh fucking shit, the equality brigade have got to the tabloids". Imagine my delight to still see a massive pair of tits on page 3. Ant and Dec? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Бори́с Никола́евич Е́льцин Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 16 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: better to land in Dover rather than Birmingham though Swarms. Course, if they did land in Birmingham, there would be no issue about them wanting to stay or claim asylum - and the average IQ of the city would go up by 10. Mind you, it does that every time one if its citizens steps in a dog turd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 I lived on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, deebom said: I lived on Mars. Of course you did .. chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 2 hours ago, deebom said: I lived on Mars. There you fucking are! We thought you were dead. The Beast sent out a search party and I said nice things at your funeral. I hope you're happy now you've made us all look cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Really Billy Boy Dunce, maybe the little stack of slash can see the curvature of the earth from his ground floor apartment window, enjoy the music you tour de wanker.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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