Frank Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He seems like a nice man Frank. Does he know you've filmed him and posted it on a website populated by utter fucking bastards, and Ratty? He does now, Eric. He’d like to dedicate a beautiful song for Mrs C. Would that be OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: He does now, Eric. He’d like to dedicate a beautiful song for Mrs C. Would that be OK? Not really Frank. That hasn't really gone well in the past. But do thank him for the kind thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Frank said: He does now, Eric. He’d like to dedicate a beautiful song for Mrs C. Would that be OK? Had a bit of a tidy up in the sheds and garage today Frank. Do you know I have five rakes? FIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Had a bit of a tidy up in the sheds and garage today Frank. Do you know I have five rakes? FIVE! Don't tell the neighbours Ratty, they'll be after them, and before you know it you'll only have two or three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 36 minutes ago, Frank said: That’s him, Pen. Do you know him? He used to sing Pat Boone covers over at the Church Lane ex-serviceman’s club in Harlesden. I don't know him Frank but he look's to be a bit of a character .. does he know about the "boat"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't tell the neighbours Ratty, they'll be after them, and before you know it you'll only have two or three. Just realised I've got a small one as well, a short 3 pronged affair. Is that even a rake? Fuckness of the highest order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Just realised I've got a small one as well, a short 3 pronged affair. Is that even a rake? Fuckness of the highest order I think I'm familiar with the implement you describe. They're not much good as a garden rake, but quite handy for raking barbecue coals flat. Hope that helps at this difficult time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 25 minutes ago, Frank said: He does now, Eric. He’d like to dedicate a beautiful song for Mrs C. Would that be OK? Forget that Frank and listen to me, i have just bought a splendid copy of That's Show Biz by Dale Wright on the Blue Fraternity label..original pressing of course. Looks a little rough but plays tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: Or Bummerdale. Queerbours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I do not condone sexual violence, but if I had a pound for every time some drunken Scottish slag had grabbed my crotch I'd be able to afford to put petrol in Eddie's Lambo. When a well-hewn specimen like myself attends a wedding in a kilt with all the trimmings, Bill fucking Cosby would blush to observe the wandering hands. Probably relations of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: I think it’s strong enough to put up as a pilot nom on my vocals alone. Your honest opinion always appreciated. Riveting video Frank, i liked very much but does Frank snr know that he is now on Cunts Corner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Decimus said: What's your favourite? EastBenders or Home and a gay? Lol. Cross-dressing-roads is his fave or Howards gay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 8 hours ago, Frank said: He does now, Eric. He’d like to dedicate a beautiful song for Mrs C. Would that be OK? From the looks of things, the old cunt hasn't got long left. My old man and old dear are yet to turn 50. What do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Decimus said: From the looks of things, the old cunt hasn't got long left. My old man and old dear are yet to turn 50. What do you think about that? D, if i could walk a mile in your shoes then i would realise you're a bigger dunce than i first considered possible. Only a child or an underdeveloped adult will use throwaway abuse at someone's family for no reason. What do you think about that ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frank Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 47 minutes ago, Fender777 said: D, if i could walk a mile in your shoes then i would realise you're a bigger dunce than i first considered possible. Only a child or an underdeveloped adult will use throwaway abuse at someone's family for no reason. What do you think about that ? It’s not often a punter leaves me speechless, bend. To say that about my old dad is fucking disgusting. Have you got any P.J. Proby on vinyl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s not often a punter leaves me speechless, bend. To say that about my old dad is fucking disgusting. Have you got any P.J. Proby on vinyl? Has it happens..Yes, i have Hold me on the blue Decca label, did you know he was called Jett Powers in the 50's ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Fender777 said: Has it happens..Yes, i have Hold me on the blue Decca label, did you know he was called Jett Powers in the 50's ? Is he the cunt who split his trousers at a live performance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s not often a punter leaves me speechless, bend. To say that about my old dad is fucking disgusting. Have you got any P.J. Proby on vinyl? You've said a lot worse you hypocritical old bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is he the cunt who split his trousers at a live performance? I think so Eric but still could belt a tune out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 25 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s not often a punter leaves me speechless, bend. To say that about my old dad is fucking disgusting. Have you got any P.J. Proby on vinyl? He doesn't look well, Frank, and whilst I'm not saying that I hope he dies over the Christmas period, that is in fact exactly what I'm saying. As a way of making it up to you, I've got a suggestion for his playlist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've said a lot worse you hypocritical old bastard. I know. I’m sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, Frank said: I know. I’m sorry. Try a bit of this Frank.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 33 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Has it happens..Yes, i have Hold me on the blue Decca label, did you know he was called Jett Powers in the 50's ? I did. Here’s the B.J. Thomas version of Suspicious Minds. What do you think? Will he see Christmas out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 32 minutes ago, Frank said: I did. Here’s the B.J. Thomas version of Suspicious Minds. What do you think? Will he see Christmas out? stupid cunt, anyone else you got hid in the cellar you want to bring out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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