Guest judgetwi Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Take look at this wanker. He appears in a TV soap for ten fucking years which means that there are hundreds of thousands of slags who will open their legs for him at the drop of a hat. So what does smartbollocks do? He goes in a bar, gets pissed, gropes some birds’ arses and ends up on the sex offenders register, thus effectively ending his acting career. Well done Bruno! Thanks for the acting lesson.....how to act like a stupid fucking cunt. You knob end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 I do not condone sexual violence, but if I had a pound for every time some drunken Scottish slag had grabbed my crotch I'd be able to afford to put petrol in Eddie's Lambo. When a well-hewn specimen like myself attends a wedding in a kilt with all the trimmings, Bill fucking Cosby would blush to observe the wandering hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I do not condone sexual violence, but if I had a pound for every time some drunken Scottish slag had grabbed my crotch I'd be able to afford to put petrol in Eddie's Lambo. When a well-hewn specimen like myself attends a wedding in a kilt with all the trimmings, Bill fucking Cosby would blush to observe the wandering hands. You get to play out your transvestite fantasies in full public glare and cop a feel off every bird going? I bet they can't smash your hard-on down with a baseball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 To all you doubters, Coronation Street is not real. It is a television film set populated with people, that since Percy Sugden (I made gravy under fire), has not in any way, shape or form, represented the real people of my beloved home city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: To all you doubters, Coronation Street is not real. It is a television film set populated with people, that since Percy Sugden (I made gravy under fire), has not in any way, shape or form, represented the real people of my beloved home city. Except for the gays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Manky said: To all you doubters, Coronation Street is not real. It is a television film set populated with people, that since Percy Sugden (I made gravy under fire), has not in any way, shape or form, represented the real people of my beloved home city. Surely Minnie Caldwell, Emily Nugent and Ena Sharples were real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Manky Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Except for the gays Except for the gays of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 What about the post-op trannie? That’s got to be real surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Surely Minnie Caldwell, Emily Nugent and Ena Sharples were real? Emily Nugent's still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 All soap operas are utter shite. They are platforms for dangerous liberal fuckwits to promote depraved issues such as homosexuality and transgender issues to the feeble minded and impressionable. A purge of our media should take place to root out and terminate the productions that corrupt, denigrate and decay. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: All soap operas are utter shite. They are platforms for dangerous liberal fuckwits to promote depraved issues such as homosexuality and transgender issues to the feeble minded and impressionable. A purge of our media should take place to root out and terminate the productions that corrupt, denigrate and decay. Fuck off. What's your favourite? EastBenders or Home and a gay? Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Emily Nugent's still alive I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: What's your favourite? EastBenders or Home and a gay? Lol. Decs I had a wonderful time with Frank Snr this afternoon. We discussed Fats Domino, John Martyn, Withers and other shit. Big Tom Jones finale. Would you like to see the video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: All soap operas are utter shite. They are platforms for dangerous liberal fuckwits to promote depraved issues such as homosexuality and transgender issues to the feeble minded and impressionable. A purge of our media should take place to root out and terminate the productions that corrupt, denigrate and decay. Fuck off. You are Mary Whitehouse, and I claim a full fucking refund of my licence fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Decs I had a wonderful afternoon with Frank Snr this afternoon. We discussed Fats Domino, John Martyn, Withers and other shit. Big Tom Jones finale. Would you like to see the video? Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Minnie , Martha and Ena never went anywhere without their lady toys discreetly tucked away in the stylish handbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: What's your favourite? EastBenders or Home and a gay? Lol. Or Bummerdale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Sure. I think it’s strong enough to put up as a pilot nom on my vocals alone. Your honest opinion always appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I think it’s strong enough to put up as a pilot nom on my vocals alone. Your honest opinion always appreciated. Huge, festering pile of utter fucking shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, Frank said: I think it’s strong enough to put up as a pilot nom on my vocals alone. Your honest opinion always appreciated. Is that really your father Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ape said: Huge, festering pile of utter fucking shit. Seconded. 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Fucking hell. Thirded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Is that really your father Frank? That’s him, Pen. Do you know him? He used to sing Pat Boone covers over at the Church Lane ex-serviceman’s club in Harlesden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: That’s him, Pen. Do you know him? He used to sing Pat Boone covers over at the Church Lane ex-serviceman’s club in Harlesden. He seems like a nice man Frank. Does he know you've filmed him and posted it on a website populated by utter fucking bastards, and Ratty? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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