Neil Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Any fucking idiot that goes on holiday to a place that rents sunbeds is a grade A cunt.Anyone that rents one in advance is an even bigger cunt.All Inclusive holidays? Exclusive cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 🎼Da da da da, whoah whoah woh. Ain’t nobody, loves me better than yoooouuuu🎼 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 You need a lie down Bubs,A fiver an hour that'll be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Sun tans are for cunts! If you ain't happy with your ethnicity, go and live in some third-world shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Any fucking idiot that goes on holiday to a place that rents sunbeds is a grade A cunt.Anyone that rents one in advance is an even bigger cunt.All Inclusive holidays? Exclusive cunts. I imagine that the fury began well in advance of your arrival in Alicante to enjoy The Sun's holiday voucher scheme. I can picture you now. Greasing your folds of blubber with those little pots of flora butter, then waddling down to the only unblocked toilet on your EasyJet 3am flight. After struggling for ten minutes, you finally slide your fat fucking carcass through the door with all the ease of a 12 inch shit forcing its way out of a chihuahua's arsehole. Firmly wedged into the 4x5ft space, you realise that you can't move your arms from your sides in order to grab hold of your tiny maggot in order to join the Mile High Fat Wankers club. Bellowing with rage like an infuriated walrus, you manage to smash your way out of the door, landing winkle first into the faces of a sexually enraged party of Glaswegian stags. Arsehole in tatters, you return to your seat ten minutes later and attempt to whitewash the whole humiliating experience from your memory by making up some contrived fucking bollocks about sunbeds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 26 minutes ago, Neil said: Any fucking idiot that goes on holiday to a place that rents sunbeds is a grade A cunt.Anyone that rents one in advance is an even bigger cunt.All Inclusive holidays? Exclusive cunts. Would you classify fit women who maintain a year around tan and rent a sunbed as idiots? Personally, I enjoy seeing fit ladies in tiny bikinis with no tan lines....gives my missus the comofrt of knowing she's going to get a stiff one from the sight of those hard bodies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 33 minutes ago, r-soles said: Sun tans are for cunts! If you ain't happy with your ethnicity, go and live in some third-world shithole. What, Sunderland? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that the fury began well in advance of your arrival in Alicante to enjoy The Sun's holiday voucher scheme. I can picture you now. Greasing your folds of blubber with those little pots of flora butter, then waddling down to the only unblocked toilet on your EasyJet 3am flight. After struggling for ten minutes, you finally slide your fat fucking carcass through the door with all the ease of a 12 inch shit forcing its way out of a chihuahua's arsehole. Firmly wedged into the 4x5ft space, you realise that you can't move your arms from your sides in order to grab hold of your tiny maggot in order to join the Mile High Fat Wankers club. Bellowing with rage like an infuriated walrus, you manage to smash your way out of the door, landing winkle first into the faces of a sexually enraged party of Glaswegian stags. Arsehole in tatters, you return to your seat ten minutes later and attempt to whitewash the whole humiliating experience from your memory by making up some contrived fucking bollocks about sunbeds. Wrong on all counts,I holiday in the fucking wilderness where I'm undisturbed by football shirt wearing,bingo winged,fat mooses and any cunt that speaks english,and they usually cost a bit more than £9.50 and a fucking voucher.When have you booked Benidorm for Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 I don't know about sunbeds, but apparently the swiss resort the wife has booked me into this year allows me to lie down as long as I like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 16 minutes ago, scotty said: I don't know about sunbeds, but apparently the swiss resort the wife has booked me into this year allows me to lie down as long as I like. Ordinarily I wouldn't want to ruin your holiday by saying this, Scotters, but I really do hope that you've got an adjoining suite with Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 44 minutes ago, scotty said: I don't know about sunbeds, but apparently the Swiss resort the wife has booked me into this year allows me to lie down as long as I like. Can she book me a room please? You lot on here can crowd fund the cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 24 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Can she book me a room please? You lot on here can crowd fund the cost. Fuck off and keep your nose out of this, Dross, you loathsome fucking worm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 48 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Can she book me a room please? You lot on here can crowd fund the cost. Why would CC waste good money on your death when literally millions of people would end you without a moments hesitation, and for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Ape said: Why would CC waste good money on your death when literally millions of people would end you without a moments hesitation, and for free? I have the feeling he didn’t understand it was a reference to Dignitas. Whooooosh!.....as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Iv'e just been to London,fuck me there's a lot of sunbed users down there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I have the feeling he didn’t understand it was a reference to Dignitas. Whooooosh!.....as they say. Oh dear. If that’s the case, he’s a lot thicker than I previously thought. And I already thought he was thick as fucking pig shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 hours ago, scotty said: I don't know about sunbeds, but apparently the swiss resort the wife has booked me into this year allows me to lie down as long as I like. This is what comes from working your n*****s too hard Scotty. If I've told you once, I've told you a single time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 53 minutes ago, Neil said: Iv'e just been to London,fuck me there's a lot of sunbed users down there! Err, they ain't been on the sunbed pal. Ask @Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Err, they ain't been on the sunbed pal. Ask @Eddie They're all refugees coming to work their nads off keeping the NHS afloat, and spread the religion of peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: Why would CC waste good money on your death when literally millions of people would end you without a moments hesitation, and for free? Come on then, I'm waiting. Also, who are the "literally millions"? Names please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Fuck off and keep your nose out of this, Dross, you loathsome fucking worm. Who the fuck are you? Fuck off yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Come on then, I'm waiting. Also, who are the "literally millions"? Names please. You're very butch aren't you Albert. I bet you would like to engage all of us in "a straightener on the fackin' cobbles" and "open us up like a tin o' beans". Soppy little bullied at school, dinner money handing over type cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Iv'e just been to London,fuck me there's a lot of sunbed users down there! We follow the example of our Mayor, Suckdick Khan. He flits from sunned to featherbed and back again. There’s a big chain of these sunbed places down here, run by a company called Mosque. You see cunts pouring in and out of them all day. They must be making a fucking fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Err, they ain't been on the sunbed pal. Ask @Eddie Be quiet you autistic cunt, this is shaping up to be Neil’s best ever nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're very butch aren't you Albert. I bet you would like to engage all of us in "a straightener on the fackin' cobbles" and "open us up like a tin o' beans". Soppy little bullied at school, dinner money handing over type cunt. At lease I'm not a gobshite like you, you brain addled parasite, fuck off back under your stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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