Frank Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: £17 an hour? Fuck me, I thought the met police were on better pay than that. You fucking stupid old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: £17 an hour? Fuck me, I thought the met police were on better pay than that. Eric is a bouncer, gypps. He works at spearmint rhino, heading up the lucrative Client Blackmail and Random Beatings departments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Frank said: I'd forgotten what a weak fucking drip you are. I'm definitely coming for you. As you know my address, please feel free to come round anytime out of work hours otherwise it'll just be mrs pecker and the stubblets. I'll put it out on the jungle drums for the locals to be on the look out for an emaciated by cancer, stick legged man with a prominent bald patch (all over). We live close to several schools so you probably won't make it. If you do I'll going to cripple you anally with a selection of garden tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If you do I'm going to cripple you anally with a selection of garden tools. He will only enjoy it. Sounds like an invitation he will find hard to refuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: He will only enjoy it. Sounds like an invitation he will find hard to refuse. I hate frank down to his cancer riddled molecules, alf, and would delight in finding his boat, setting it on fire and casting it adrift with him on it. I double result would be the same night pen decided to pop over with her biggest strap on for the cliques AGM of dirty coke and snuff videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 30 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: We live close to several schools so you probably won't make it. If you do I'll going to cripple you anally with a selection of garden tools. So you've moved out of that tent in Hailey Woods then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: Eric is a bouncer, gypps. He works at spearmint rhino, heading up the lucrative Client Blackmail and Random Beatings departments. He is of the type "who are frequent users of the internet and typically purchase from catalogues". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 51 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: So you've moved out of that tent in Hailey Woods then? Considering "Hayley" wood, the national nature reserve is in Cambridgeshire, no, you stupid fucking bat. I'm assuming you mean Hailey woods near Cirencester and Coates, thanks to your encyclopaedic knowledge of every stretch of railway line in the uk. I haven't been there for years but it's a great place to dispose of your body. You dopey fucking, minge rotted twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Considering "Hayley" wood, the national nature reserve is in Cambridgeshire, no, you stupid fucking bat. I'm assuming you mean Hailey woods near Cirencester and Coates, thanks to your encyclopaedic knowledge of every stretch of railway line in the uk. I haven't been there for years but it's a great place to dispose of your body. You dopey fucking, minge rotted twat. Are you still drunk or is the drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Are you still drunk or is the drugs? Had a beer Friday night, haven't smoked weed for over 5 years and no mind altering shit for at least 15 years, so that rules that out. What's your excuse for being a permanently dull, train spotting, humourless spaz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Had a beer Friday night, haven't smoked weed for over 5 years and no mind altering shit for at least 15 years, so that rules that out. What's your excuse for being a permanently dull, train spotting, humourless spaz? So the damage was done at least 5 years ago, you never had a mind to alter .. you are dreary Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Eric and Stubby, you're a pair of manchild embarrassments. Now you've sobered up I hope you both realise what a pair of total fucking pillocks you've made yourself look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank said: You fucking stupid old cunt. That's the best you can do against me eh? You're not in my league Fwankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's the best you can do against me eh? You're not in my league Fwankie. That's the best he can do against anyone nowadays. Once in a while frank could occasionally prompt a chuckle with his posts, but those halcyon days are now just a distant memory lost in a morass of utter tedium. I want him dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Just a flat rate for standing around freezing your bollocks off and being polite to complete cunts because you're on CCTV and the PC brigade are watching and waiting to pounce. It was much more fun before the SIA took over and fucked it all up. ...judging by your behaviour (drunk or otherwise) I would contend that we should all be grateful that the SIA was created to regulate you guys. ~o0o~ Can certain elements of the puntership now calm down please? All very entertaining at the time but its now cringe worthy. Its a given that there will be no handbags at dawn on Tuesday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Right, you little shit. I've just PM'd you an address where I'm prepared to meet you. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? I get paid £17 quid an hour to beat up cunts like you. You have the address, PM me the date and time. Your move cunt. If I was was on £17 an hour I wouldn't be bragging about it to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 14 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Done it shit face. I'll do you and Wizzo together. With a strap on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Albert Russ having a Fukashima sized meltdown and offering people out for fights. This was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 13 hours ago, The Beast said: Surely there must be hidden call-out charges? Surely there must be a hole in the ground filled with pointy sticks into which Albert can be thrown? Fuck the cunt off to mumsnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 6 pages (and counting) of interminable shit, derailing and then arse fucking a half-decent nom. Stibs, eric, I hope you’re ashamed of your pant-wetting behaviour. And Eric, if what I’ve read is true about you PMing Bill an address for a ‘straightener’, you’re more of a sap than I gave you credit for. Consider your clique nomination withdrawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Had a beer Friday night, haven't smoked weed for over 5 years and no mind altering shit for at least 15 years, so that rules that out. No wonder you're so mind-numbingly dull, I'd wager that you'd get a headrush from a bar of Caramac. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: No wonder you're so mind-numbingly dull, I'd wager that you'd get a headrush from a bar of Caramac. Caraspack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Fuck me. I know. £17 an hour. Jesus wept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I know. £17 an hour. Jesus wept. Nearly double what I get! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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