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The most scientifically attractive James Bond


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Guest White van man
2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Its Sean Connery apparently although he is just a cunt.

Objectifying men Pen. Tut tut. I won't smash windows and burn my boxer shorts, but in the interest of equality, I'll reluctantly join in and name my favourite Bond girl. Ursula Andress without doubt, when she came walking out of the sea in the white bikini. Awesome.

Grace Jones is a cunt.

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Guest Lady Penelope

I have read Connery's life story .. it is heart reading .. when he was a wee bairn, his parents kept him in a chest of drawers .. little wonder that he turned into a tallboy.

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Guest White van man
17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

I have read Connery's life story .. it is heart reading .. when he was a wee bairn, his parents kept him in a chest of drawers .. little wonder that he turned into a tallboy.

He also starred in the film 'Brukan' about the OTTOMAN empire.

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1 hour ago, White van man said:

 I'll reluctantly join in and name my favourite Bond girl. Ursula Andress without doubt, when she came walking out of the sea in the white bikini. Awesome.

Not bad, I'll grant you, but I'd go for Maryam d'Abo with that cello, every time. Those gyppo cunts in "From Russia With Love" can fuck right off.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 hours ago, White van man said:

He also starred in the film 'Brukan' about the OTTOMAN empire.

I thought that was "Ring of Bright Water".

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4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

David Niven, surely? (A distant relative of mine, if Mrs Baws' genealogy research is to be believed.)

Good call. Niven was a hard cunt too, a commando in the forerunner unit to David Stirlings originals. I seem to recall that the first to ever portray Bond was Bob Holness on the radio.

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2 hours ago, r-soles said:

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I quite liked the 'slitty eyed' bint in You Only Live Twice (see, I ain't racist)

Oh, and that 'stacked' redhead in Diamonds Are Forever.

Wint & Kidd are shirt-lifting cunts.

Fuck off

And they had proper tits in them days, too. Made out of girlflesh.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
49 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

And they had proper tits in them days, too. Made out of girlflesh.

The tits could be the best in the world but they still wouldn't make up for the repulsiveness of a ginger twat. I would rather fuck the plug hole of a Turkish bath that some other poster mentioned recently, and quite eloquently, I might add.

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