and Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 A suspected poacher was mauled to death and eaten by a pack of lions close to the Kruger National Park in South Africa, police said Monday, adding that little was left of the victim's body. "It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions. They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains," Limpopo police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe, said. Last year, several lions were found poisoned near a farm in the same province with their heads and paws sawn off. Seems like the lions got their revenge, at least they might be able to identify the stupid, poaching cunt, they left his head behind! Steve Irwin can fuck off too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, r-soles said: A suspected poacher was mauled to death and eaten by a pack of lions close to the Kruger National Park in South Africa, police said Monday, adding that little was left of the victim's body. "It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions. They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains," Limpopo police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe, said. Last year, several lions were found poisoned near a farm in the same province with their heads and paws sawn off. Seems like the lions got their revenge, at least they might be able to identify the stupid, poaching cunt, they left his head behind! Steve Irwin can fuck off too! I had a Lion Bar this morning, I am sure it was very much smaller than they used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 Pity it wasn't one of the wealthy yank fucksticks out for a trophy. I will accept this as a fine beginning for the Lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I had a Lion Bar this morning, I am sure it was very much smaller than they used to be. Wagon wheels most definitely are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 hours ago, r-soles said: A suspected poacher was mauled to death and eaten by a pack of lions close to the Kruger National Park in South Africa, police said Monday, adding that little was left of the victim's body. "It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions. They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains," Limpopo police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe, said. Last year, several lions were found poisoned near a farm in the same province with their heads and paws sawn off. Seems like the lions got their revenge, at least they might be able to identify the stupid, poaching cunt, they left his head behind! Steve Irwin can fuck off too! "Pride" of lions you thick twat, but this story warms my heart, and like wiz said better it was some vile yank or maybe prince Harry the evil cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Pride" of lions you thick twat... Fucking hell, even lions are gay these days. Good spot, Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 I didn't want to labour the gay pride puns too much, but the cum faces on these deviant brutes were just too delightful to resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I didn't want to labour the gay pride puns too much, but the cum faces on these deviant brutes were just too delightful to resist. Bubba reacted to this with a ‘Liron’. We are on fire today. @r-soles, is this nom a subtle dig at your hatred of all things canine by bigging up the big cats? I’m just not sure what the point of you cutting and pasting it from Yahoo news was trying to achieve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Bubba reacted to this with a ‘Liron’. We are on fire today. @r-soles, is this nom a subtle dig at your hatred of all things canine by bigging up the big cats? I’m just not sure what the point of you cutting and pasting it from Yahoo news was trying to achieve? He's subtle alright, and clever. Only an idiot would struggle to cut & paste a simple news story worthy of the interest of a thick, tabloid-reading oaf who'd prefer this summer's BBQs to be full of lions rather than children and dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: @r-soles, I’m just not sure what the point of you cutting and pasting it from Yahoo news was trying to achieve? He was probably just trying to stimulate some movement and humour on the site, you Welsh nerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 The meat looks a little overdone and black around the edges for my cat, he's a fussy little fleabag though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: He was probably just trying to stimulate some movement and humour on the site, you Welsh nerk. I hoped you were dead - after all, I didn’t get a new cordless power drill for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 I love stories like this, where some cunt fucks about with wild animals and gets chomped. My favourite comes from the US some years ago. There was one of those camping grounds in a National Park, might have been Yellowstone. There was a bear lurking around the outskirts attracted by the smell of cooking food. Some dumb Yank bitch spotted it and sent her ten year old son over to feed a hamburger to the cutesy furry 🐻 bear. The bear preferred his arm, ripped it off , and ran off with it. Oh how I fucking laughed. 🤣😂🤣 I’m a cunt aren’t I ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I love stories like this, where some cunt fucks about with wild animals and gets chomped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 Fuckin' result! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I had a Lion Bar this morning, I am sure it was very much smaller than they used to be. Are you sure that it wasn't your maggot? Tiny, caked in shite and wart infested, I'd imagine that it's the spitting image of a mini lion bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Are you sure that it wasn't your maggot? Tiny, caked in shite and wart infested, I'd imagine that it's the spitting image of a mini lion bar. Fucking hell Dickless. You're sicker than I thought if these are the sort of things you generate in your 'imagination'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Life can be beautifully poetic at times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fucking hell Dickless. You're sicker than I thought if these are the sort of things you generate in your 'imagination'. You should see his ringpiece! Caked in feathers and goose semen, heavily lacerated by amourous beaks, his arse cheeks red and smarting from kinky wing beatings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Decimus said: You should see his ringpiece! Caked in feathers and goose semen, heavily lacerated by amourous beaks, his arse cheeks red and smarting from kinky wing beatings. Bloody hell, Decs! If you were to paint this imagery, you could have a new ceiling for the Sistine Chapel....the priests would go mad for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Go lions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Like that gobshite and his girlfriend living with bears in alaska had a TV show..filmed himself and his bird getting eaten by them in the tent one night Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Like that gobshite and his girlfriend living with bears in alaska had a TV show..filmed himself and his bird getting eaten by them in the tent one night Panzerknacker Alaska. Isn't that where the yanks ship their spackiest mongs to get them out of public view? The American equivalent to Siberia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Or Wales Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Alaska. Isn't that where the yanks ship their spackiest mongs to get them out of public view? The American equivalent to Siberia? Yeah the yanks are really proud of alaska despite it being tundra with fuck all of worth and fuck all there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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