PANZER MURPHY Posted March 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Stranger on the Shore was a clarinet T'was but equally at home on the sax gyppo baby..its a disgracefully promiscuous instrument..did ya know the sax solo in baker street was originally written for a geetar? PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 I hear that Dublin and all Oyland is going to decked with red, white and blue to celebrate St George's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 44 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Bollocks yer cunt. I had a Lotus Esprit for around six years, went like a stabbed rat and never had a spot of bother with it. Sold it a few years back to an engineer who still has it and polishes every week. How very dare you besmirch the name. Cunt, that is all. May your children all be black. Always wanted the lotus esprit from the bond film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 On 16/03/2020 at 10:56, White Cunt said: Fate worse than death. But the new, small business friendly rules, will create some enterprising leprechauns, dedicated to home delivery of glue bags and methylated spirits. I take it your glue n gobble enterprise has taken off since bojo shut your godawful purveyors of piss WC baby..wash your hands and mouth after Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I take it your glue n gobble enterprise has taken off since bojo shut your godawful purveyors of piss WC baby..wash your hands and mouth after Panzbaby Well said Pansy boy. I don’t know why every cunt is having a pop at you. You’re in your own shithole country where you belong, what’s wrong with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 On 21/03/2020 at 07:44, PANZER MURPHY said: T'was but equally at home on the sax gyppo baby..its a disgracefully promiscuous instrument..did ya know the sax solo in baker street was originally written for a geetar? PANZERMURPHYBABY It was written and played superbly by Bob Holness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I take it your glue n gobble enterprise has taken off since bojo shut your godawful purveyors of piss WC baby..wash your hands and mouth after Panzbaby Oyland will probably do fairly well, small population, plenty of room to self isolate. Plenty of land to feed that population on the basics and if needs be plenty of well greased firearms buried away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well said Pansy boy. I don’t know why every cunt is having a pop at you. You’re in your own shithole country where you belong, what’s wrong with that? True jewdz baby..ive no desire to visit the massive social experiment gone disastrously wrong that is England...the relatively few we have here dont seem to want to stay in the ten to a room rural locations they have been generously supplied with. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 11 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I take it your glue n gobble enterprise has taken off since bojo shut your godawful purveyors of piss WC baby..wash your hands and mouth after Panzbaby I will, Panzy, I will. Looks like we are running low on butter, meat and potatoes too, since the mob decimated Tesco supplies. But we know where to get some more. Stay safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 33 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I will, Panzy, I will. Looks like we are running low on butter, meat and potatoes too, since the mob decimated Tesco supplies. But we know where to get some more. Stay safe. I haven't been able to purchase any pasta in over a week now. Spuds, meat, root vegetables and brown sauce seem to be in plentiful supply, but you can't get the ingredients for a decent Spaghetti alla Norma for love nor money. It's a shame Manky is no longer with us. I imagine he would be ecstatic that the British public are being forced to adopt a diet of mince and gravy without the filthy corrupting influence of foreign muck on our Aryan palates. I suspect that he'll be releasing a cook book with Nigel Farage any day now: "Corona Cooking: The Racist's Opportunity To Eat Fucking Shit Like It's 1936". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 33 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I will, Panzy, I will. Looks like we are running low on butter, meat and potatoes too, since the mob decimated Tesco supplies. But we know where to get some more. Stay safe. We started all this shite two weeks ago the panic has subsided and most stores have a one in one out policy to stop the spread of prepper fever ..ive not noticed any shortages as my diet would be quite humble to begin with...panicky online posters are now publicly derided and threatened with outright violence ..theres an unofficial hunt for one lad who stared out doin voice messges claiming all manner of doom n hearsay..no doubt he'll find himself on the wrong end of a camán PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: I haven't been able to purchase any pasta in over a week now. Spuds, meat, root vegetables and brown sauce seem to be in plentiful supply, but you can't get the ingredients for a decent Spaghetti alla Norma for love nor money. It's a shame Manky is no longer with us. I imagine he would be ecstatic that the British public are being forced to adopt a diet of mince and gravy without the filthy corrupting influence of foreign muck on our Aryan palates. I suspect that he'll be releasing a cook book with Nigel Farage any day now: "Corona Cooking: The Racist's Opportunity To Eat Fucking Shit Like It's 1936". I've just adopted the Judge diet for your stated reasons. I'm currently living on family size Doritos, multi packs of Double Deckers, and the occasional satsuma. I've decided to give the bottles of Frosty Jacks a miss though. There's fuck all in the shops, and I'm severely tempted to batter some stupid cunt with a tin of beans, if I could find some! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: It was written and played superbly by Bob Holness. As you already know, that was an untrue rumour that Holness laughingly played along with at times. The other one, which IS true, is that technically speaking, he was the first actor to portray James Bond. It was in a radio adaptation broadcast before any films had been made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I'm severely tempted to batter some stupid cunt with a tin of beans, if I could find some Try Apes cupboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: plenty of well greased firearms buried away. The only thing well greased around Dublin is Panzys overlubed arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: The only thing well greased around Dublin is Panzys overlubed arsehole. Thats a fukkin terrible effort bally baby..ya must have a dose of the other idiots Corana or somthin PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: We started all this shite two weeks ago the panic has subsided and most stores have a one in one out policy to stop the spread of prepper fever ..ive not noticed any shortages as my diet would be quite humble to begin with...panicky online posters are now publicly derided and threatened with outright violence ..theres an unofficial hunt for one lad who stared out doin voice messges claiming all manner of doom n hearsay..no doubt he'll find himself on the wrong end of a camán PANZERMURPHYBABY Are you still admitting plague carriers from China, Italy, etc? Turns out our knobs are still letting all the fuckers in, but preach isolation to the locals. We really have some right thick wankers in the government here, baby. Make no mistake, there will soon be hungry mobs of British tuskers storming Ireland. Build a wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Try Apes cupboard. That's a good point, Bill. Ape could make a small fortune with his stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Are you still admitting plague carriers from China, Italy, etc? Turns out our knobs are still letting all the fuckers in, but preach isolation to the locals. We really have some right thick wankers in the government here, baby. Make no mistake, there will soon be hungry mobs of British tuskers storming Ireland. Build a wall. Fucking insanity isn't it. It's a good job we've still got Northern Ireland, maybe all of us true Brits could just fuck off over there, and start afresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fucking insanity isn't it. It's a good job we've still got Northern Ireland, maybe all of us true Brits could just fuck off over there, and start afresh. I’ll take you on a guided tour of Ulster Major and maybe get you shoehorned into a cushy job in Stormont at the top table. My lot love an old school military type. Just hearing you addressed as Major will start a mass knicker dropping frenzy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ll take you on a guided tour of Ulster Major and maybe get you shoehorned into a cushy job in Stormont at the top table. My lot love an old school military type. Just hearing you addressed as Major will start a mass knicker dropping frenzy. I may well take you up on that Bill, it's certainly a tempting offer. If we survive Corona, I'll join the orange order and help you fuck Panz's clan off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 54 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I may well take you up on that Bill, it's certainly a tempting offer. If we survive Corona, I'll join the orange order and help you fuck Panz's clan off. The loyal orange brethren being mostly obese and elderly and susceptible to all manner of respiratory diseases should be actively encouraged to march the queens highway ..if there is any of em left when this has burned through the nation that is..I for one will be wavin my fleg at their thinned ranks as they shuffle by to the strains of the sash me father coughed his lungs up on PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’ll take you on a guided tour of Ulster Major and maybe get you shoehorned into a cushy job in Stormont at the top table. My lot love an old school military type. Just hearing you addressed as Major will start a mass knicker dropping frenzy. Its ballys lot that are most likey to put one behind your ear when yer handed the task of further eroding their "special" status..just sayin izall PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Slow night decco?...no wobbly wheels to goad..im sure bally n the two idiots wil give yerselves a virtual handjob ..laterzzzz ya'll PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 52 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: The loyal orange brethren being mostly obese and elderly and susceptible to all manner of respiratory diseases should be actively encouraged to march the queens highway ..if there is any of em left when this has burned through the nation that is..I for one will be wavin my fleg at their thinned ranks as they shuffle by to the strains of the sash me father coughed his lungs up on PANZERMURPHYBABY When the shit hits the fan after this Chinky flu is gone Panz You and your fenian clan will have to choose which side you’re on. The Yanks and the Brits or the yellow army. There won’t be any “We’ll just stay neutral and sit this one out” like you lot did in 1939. Not an option this time. Let’s hope you make the right choice cos Wales isn’t gonna like the tsunami that hits Holyhead when we nuke ya if you choose the wrong side. Even better if you come with us will be the humiliation of being saved from obliteration by Donald the Orangeman. LOL NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧🇱🇷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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