cuntspotter Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Emails are a fabulous innovation.... if people respond to them. Nobody wants to have a telephone line anymore, it requires a person to be at the other end. Banks would prefer it if every transaction that you made was run by them first ...just to ensure that the small sum being expended in Hicksville USA by you isn’t a clever ruse to launder filthy Russian drug money. Then chuck into this heady mix the eight hour time delay and you have the complete catalogue of disaster leading to the disruption of the last 36 hours or so. My apologies for my inability to turn it around in a timely fashion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 What makes you think anybody noticed, or gave a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Proper, you fucking cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Despite saying "this domain name has expired" and being left with a grey page with links to viagra pills and vibrating buttplugs, i honestly thought this site had been taken down by do-gooders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 I Know..... nobody fucking cares, but I am trying to be like the incoherent tannoy announcement you hear at Gravesend railway Station telling you the last train home has been cancelled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 36 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Despite saying "this domain name has expired" and being left with a grey page with links to viagra pills and vibrating buttplugs, i honestly thought this site had been taken down by do-gooders. How many vibrating butt plugs did you end up buying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 I thought it was 'The Rapture', where all the Grumpy Cunts of the world get transported to a better world, free from Rap music, potholes, crisp packets with only three crisps in and general effetery (He's Private Parts' commanding officer I believe), leaving only the absolute cunts behind to try and decipher a load of technical Esperanto on a brown screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 What's happened. Just woke up after a two day sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Emails are a fabulous innovation.... if people respond to them. Nobody wants to have a telephone line anymore, it requires a person to be at the other end. Banks would prefer it if every transaction that you made was run by them first ...just to ensure that the small sum being expended in Hicksville USA by you isn’t a clever ruse to launder filthy Russian drug money. Then chuck into this heady mix the eight hour time delay and you have the complete catalogue of disaster leading to the disruption of the last 36 hours or so. My apologies for my inability to turn it around in a timely fashion. Does this mean that you are the real "Mr Big" Spotto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 57 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Just woke up after a two day sleep. That's bad news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: That's bad news I know .. I could have done with another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 You’re not fit to run a bath @cuntspotter, let alone this prestigious site. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Emails are a fabulous innovation.... if people respond to them. Nobody wants to have a telephone line anymore, it requires a person to be at the other end. Banks would prefer it if every transaction that you made was run by them first ...just to ensure that the small sum being expended in Hicksville USA by you isn’t a clever ruse to launder filthy Russian drug money. Then chuck into this heady mix the eight hour time delay and you have the complete catalogue of disaster leading to the disruption of the last 36 hours or so. My apologies for my inability to turn it around in a timely fashion. Fucking yanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Proper, you fucking cunt. Correction.....You fucking proper cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) I assumed it was Roops, gleefully using outrageous voltages on her new Monumental bitch's bollocks, having neglected to put a shilling in the meter. Still, the most exciting happening for months! More power Igor Edited April 11, 2018 by Piston dylsexic cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 4 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Despite saying "this domain name has expired" and being left with a grey page with links to viagra pills and vibrating buttplugs, i honestly thought this site had been taken down by do-gooders. I actually preferred the 'domain name expired' site, at least it had interesting stuff on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 4 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Despite saying "this domain name has expired" and being left with a grey page with links to viagra pills and vibrating buttplugs, i honestly thought this site had been taken down by do-gooders. All I saw was car insurance ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Emails are a fabulous innovation.... if people respond to them. Nobody wants to have a telephone line anymore, it requires a person to be at the other end. Banks would prefer it if every transaction that you made was run by them first ...just to ensure that the small sum being expended in Hicksville USA by you isn’t a clever ruse to launder filthy Russian drug money. Then chuck into this heady mix the eight hour time delay and you have the complete catalogue of disaster leading to the disruption of the last 36 hours or so. My apologies for my inability to turn it around in a timely fashion. I hope you've marked 08-04-2020 in your diary to allow a bit more proactivity next time the registration is due to expire? Interestingly, the error message only appeared in certain locations; from various proxies the site itself was still accessible. You might want to look more closely at people who managed to successfully post over the preceding 48 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You’re not fit to run a bath @cuntspotter, let alone this prestigious site. Fuck off. He's got to go in my book. I hope you're ashamed spotto, this wound have happened on Ricks watch. I hope Mrs R has a suitable punishment lined up: scrubbing the bat cave or giving MC a bed bath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: It's just like the good old days! Now, give us a fucking Jib Jab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's just like the good old days! Now, give us a fucking Jib Jab. Fuck off 'baws, we want a song from the mad cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope you've marked 08-04-2020 in your diary to allow a bit more proactivity next time the registration is due to expire? Interestingly, the error message only appeared in certain locations; from various proxies the site itself was still accessible. You might want to look more closely at people who managed to successfully post over the preceding 48 hours. Judge and 'Eavans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Judge and 'Eavans From where I'm sat, the site went AWOL on Monday morning and yesterday late afternoon, at which time I sent in my Greenshield Stamps & Nectar Points to assist with site upkeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Certain regular punter's seem to have been locked out for longer than others .. some since Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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