Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 9 hours ago, King Billy said: You could fuck off to Antarctica. I don’t think anyone would mind. He could always skin a polar bear to keep warm while he was down there eh Billy? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 On 18/04/2018 at 19:09, Witheredscrote said: Where is Eddie, when he is needed, to give us a balanced opinion? He was a dear friend of mine, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: He was a dear friend of mine, fuck off. I appreciate 'your type' are slow witted, but 4 years? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I appreciate 'your type' are slow witted, but 4 years? I’ve only just been able to talk about it withers, show some compassion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’ve only just been able to talk about it withers, show some compassion. Ed, I've got two hours before the missus and the kids are home from Kent and there's snow everywhere. My green wheelie bin is rattling to the brim with more empties than Drew's lino floor and I've got a black eye that I don't recall going to bed with. I've gone full Quincy and I'm not sure how I'm getting out of this one without a Decree Nisi landing on my paperclip strewn desk in the very near future. Can I have Bill's old room? Same terms apply, willing to work for Ket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ed, I've got two hours before the missus and the kids are home from Kent Your missus must be thicker than Jake if she's coming home to you. I thought she had finally had enough and fucked off for good after your all night bender in The Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ed, I've got two hours before the missus and the kids are home from Kent and there's snow everywhere. My green wheelie bin is rattling to the brim with more empties than Drew's lino floor and I've got a black eye that I don't recall going to bed with. I've gone full Quincy and I'm not sure how I'm getting out of this one without a Decree Nisi landing on my paperclip strewn desk in the very near future. Can I have Bill's old room? Same terms apply, willing to work for Ket. I will have to run it past Roops, but we are on thin ice atm because of our shit holiday. Although she picked the hell hole, but somehow it’s my fault. I’ll get back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: I will have to run it past Roops, but we are on thin ice atm because of our shit holiday. Although she picked the hell hole, but somehow it’s my fault. I’ll get back to you. @Eddie, I know it's a personal question, but when you are muff diving her, does you crinkly scalp get entangled with her Celtic copper coloured bush? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, I know it's a personal question, but when you are muff diving her, does you crinkly scalp get entangled with her Celtic copper coloured bush? I've forwarded this to an old contact at NASA. There's the basis of an idea here for crew selection that could revolutionise safe toileting arrangements for the first crewed Mars mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've forwarded this to an old contact at NASA. There's the basis of an idea here for crew selection that could revolutionise safe toileting arrangements for the first crewed Mars mission. Can you imagine Eddie on his way to Mars. His enormous black arse, freed from gravity, floating about, and farting like a hippo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Can you imagine Eddie on his way to Mars. His enormous black arse, freed from gravity, floating about, and farting like a hippo. Eddie the eagle? watched the movie with big K 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Can you imagine Eddie on his way to Mars. His enormous black arse, freed from gravity, floating about, and farting like a hippo. 🎶This is ground control to Uncle Tom🎶 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 16 hours ago, King Billy said: This is ground control to Uncle Tom What happened to uncle major Tom, do you know King Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 41 minutes ago, ProfB said: What happened to uncle major Tom, do you know King Billy? Last we heard, his circuits were dead and there's something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 Space Uppity 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 17 hours ago, King Billy said: 🎶This is ground control to Uncle Tom🎶 A Space Zippidee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Space Uppity Qualitah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Space Uppity I know they’ve sent a few of them into space, but have any been qualified to drive the spaceship, or are they just calling them ‘mission specialist’ and letting them sit in the corner growing cress on damp cotton wool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know they’ve sent a few of them into space, but have any been qualified to drive the spaceship, or are they just calling them ‘mission specialist’ and letting them sit in the corner growing cress on damp cotton wool? Mostly cress, and a few medics, but Fred Gregory was maybe the best pilot NASA ever had. https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/african_american_astronauts_fs.pdf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mostly cress, and a few medics, but Fred Gregory was maybe the best pilot NASA ever had. https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/african_american_astronauts_fs.pdf Yep. He’s definitely African American.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mostly cress, and a few medics, but Fred Gregory was maybe the best pilot NASA ever had. https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/african_american_astronauts_fs.pdf Bawsey, you may recall (who am I fucking kidding, you will recall) that sometime ago I was mercilessly ripped for saying that I believe in The Stone Tape Theory. It will probably come as no surprise then that I also believe in aliens, and more so, aliens who have visited our planet. What I'd like to know in all seriousness, is do you believe in UFOs that are of E.T. origin? Because if a man of your intelligence who has worked for NASA believes, then the truth is well and truly fucking out there in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep. He’s definitely African American.. Looking at those who've been in space, they all have impressive qualifications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 Why has black astronauts come up on this thread? Are they sending Ma Lawrence up soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looking at those who've been in space, they all have impressive qualifications. The stupidest NASA astronaut ever is still worth about twenty of anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bawsey, you may recall (who am I fucking kidding, you will recall) that sometime ago I was mercilessly ripped for saying that I believe in The Stone Tape Theory. It will probably come as no surprise then that I also believe in aliens, and more so, aliens who have visited our planet. What I'd like to know in all seriousness, is do you believe in UFOs that are of E.T. origin? Because if a man of your intelligence who has worked for NASA believes, then the truth is well and truly fucking out there in my opinion. Mr Stickers was particularly scathing as I (of course) recall, and even Neil had his doubts. Depending on your mathematical assumptions it is either 99.99% certain that life exists elsewhere in the universe, or a near-impossibility. I happen to favour the first option personally, but I reckon there's more statistical likelihood of me getting a blow job off Jessica Alba than UFOs being piloted by intelligent extraterrestrials. Million to one shots have come off before, though, so I remain hopeful about that blow job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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