Neil Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Graham Swann is a prime example of this,hideous cunts who should have been drowned at birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 38 minutes ago, Neil said: Graham Swann is a prime example of this,hideous cunts who should have been drowned at birth. Good cricketer, complete cunt of a human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 47 minutes ago, Neil said: Graham Swann is a prime example of this,hideous cunts who should have been drowned at birth. I have a theory about him and his ilk. They were raised by gender surgery rejects and nipple confusion caused their lower jaw to protrude. I bet Bubba and Bertie ave the same problem. Same solution would cure them, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 9 hours ago, Neil said: Graham Swann is a prime example of this,hideous cunts who should have been drowned at birth. Neil, I apologise for being such a big hitter that wiz felt the need to ruin this cracking nom by posting about me again. As you were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 I always thought Kiera Knightley had a bit of lantern jaw going on. It's probably the only thing that's stopped me shagging her to be honest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, nocti said: I always thought Kiera Knightley had a bit of lantern jaw going on. It's probably the only thing that's stopped me shagging her to be honest. There are a lot of insensitive and shallow people on this site and its disappointing that cunts have chosen to be so hurtful against females with this slight imperfection in their features. Shame on you. Besides the benefits for the sensitive area under ones bellend benefits greatly from this charming and much undervalued facial feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Two words for the vocabulary Neil. Underbite. Prognathism. oh, and “fuck off”, natch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: I always thought Kiera Knightley had a bit of lantern jaw going on. It's probably the only thing that's stopped me shagging her to be honest. I’ve seen more cleavage on an Ethiopian flamingo.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: There are a lot of insensitive and shallow people on this site and its disappointing that cunts have chosen to be so hurtful against females with this slight imperfection in their features. Shame on you. Besides the benefits for the sensitive area under ones bellend benefits greatly from this charming and much undervalued facial feature. They often say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Swarmers, and less often that one man's looker is another man's bulimic John Kerry with eye shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I’ve seen more cleavage on an Ethiopian flamingo.... I don't quite know why punkers, but I never had you pegged as a tit man. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, scotty said: I don't quite know why punkers, but I never had you pegged as a tit man. 🤔 Don't be so fast, Scotty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: Don't be so fast, Scotty: Far left: Sitting duck for a Catholic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Don't be so fast, Scotty: Far right: "my naym iz Harrvee. I like to eet fernitcher. I get a new daddee evrey year, and wen I do, mummy gettes a new telee show! I fukkd my doggy" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Far right: "my naym iz Harrvee. I like to eet fernitcher. I get a new daddee evrey year, and wen I do, mummy gettes a new telee show! I fukkd my doggy" Savage! Have a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Far right: "my naym iz Harrvee. I like to eet fernitcher. I get a new daddee evrey year, and wen I do, mummy gettes a new telee show! I fukkd my doggy" Jesus Christ, Dwight Yorke has put on some timber then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Far right: "my naym iz Harrvee. I like to eet fernitcher. I get a new daddee evrey year, and wen I do, mummy gettes a new telee show! I fukkd my doggy" Funnily enough I was just watching Frankie Boyle saying "The only reason Jordan married Alex Reid was that he was the only one strong enough to stop Harvey raping her" and that "following their divorce there has been a bitter custody battle over him but unfortunately one of them has got to keep him" I too have a defective spade after the handle snapped yesterday whilst digging the garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Funnily enough I was just watching Frankie Boyle saying "The only reason Jordan married Alex Reid was that he was the only one strong enough to stop Harvey raping her" and that "following their divorce there has been a bitter custody battle over him but unfortunately one of them has got to keep him" I too have a defective spade after the handle snapped yesterday whilst digging the garden. Would Jordan make your sausage list, Neil? (I’d recommend a hose down with the Karcher and some antibiotics first). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Would Jordan make your sausage list, Neil? (I’d recommend a hose down with the Karcher and some antibiotics first). and maybe a good scrub down for Jordan as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, luke swarm said: and maybe a good scrub down for Jordan as well. Another working class weekend for wankers in Wolverhampton arrives. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another working class weekend for wankers in Wolverhampton arrives. lol. I see that you managed to get a weekend saver return from Chester to Wolves then Pinky. Stay safe as its a jungle out there in the Mander Centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 9 hours ago, DrCunt said: Don't be so fast, Scotty: Middle = @camberwell gypsy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Middle = @camberwell gypsy. Perhaps a slimmer version..... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted August 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: and maybe a good scrub down for Jordan as well. Are you here all week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Snowy said: You fucking love 'Time Bandits' don't you? That cunt in the picture played 'Grouty' in Porridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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