Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ...and if you squint a bit, in a certain light and have the IQ of a radish it looks a bit like 'Dayglo-clad arsecracks, who think think they look rock 'cos they've got a psudo-gun thingy and a superiority complex' Don't tell me that if you're alone in the house, using a cordless drill, you don't pretend it's a gun, the rest of us do. And that 'Bodie and Doyle' gear-change thing where you wrap your hand backwards across the front of the gear lever when changing into 2nd and 4th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: And now they have sadly lost their appeal to those fuckers, Ratty yeah but I still get cunts wanting to handle my 'Scarlet Globe or taste my 'Pink Beauty' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 48 minutes ago, ratcum said: yeah but I still get cunts wanting to handle my 'Scarlet Globe or taste my 'Pink Beauty' Just steer clear of the "Black Spanish". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't tell me that if you're alone in the house, using a cordless drill, you don't pretend it's a gun, the rest of us do. And that 'Bodie and Doyle' gear-change thing where you wrap your hand backwards across the front of the gear lever when changing into 2nd and 4th. Outed, as the wannabee gun-totin', perpetrator-catchin', rootin' tootin cowboy I so secretly long to be, damn you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't tell me that if you're alone in the house, using a cordless drill, you don't pretend it's a gun, the rest of us do. And that 'Bodie and Doyle' gear-change thing where you wrap your hand backwards across the front of the gear lever when changing into 2nd and 4th. I had you down as a Cowley type. Bottle of Glenfiddich in the top drawer of the filing cabinet for the "crafty wee nip". Driving1960s Rover coupe in your brown leather driving gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had you down as a Cowley type. No I wanted to be Bodie, even though Doyle got all the crumpet because he was more 'windswept and approachable'. Poor old Lewis Collins, genuine hard cunt who passed SAS selection and was poised to give up acting to do it for real, and was informed at the last minute that his public profile prevented him from becoming SAS. To me that would have been obvious from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No I wanted to be Bodie, even though Doyle got all the crumpet because he was more 'windswept and approachable'. Poor old Lewis Collins, genuine hard cunt who passed SAS selection and was poised to give up acting to do it for real, and was informed at the last minute that his public profile prevented him from becoming SAS. To me that would have been obvious from the start. I actually edited my post after you replied. I'm right about the driving gloves aren't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: yeah but I still get cunts wanting to handle my 'Scarlet Globe or taste my 'Pink Beauty' Uphill Gardener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I wanted to be Bodie, even though Doyle got all the crumpet because he was more 'windswept and approachable'. Poor old Lewis Collins, genuine hard cunt who passed SAS selection and was poised to give up acting to do it for real, and was informed at the last minute that his public profile prevented him from becoming SAS. To me that would have been obvious from the start. You utter, utter fucking idiot. After your early morning widower’s wank, apart from spouting bollocks on here, how on earth do you fill your day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I actually edited my post after you replied. I'm right about the driving gloves aren't I? Yeah. So? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: You utter, utter fucking idiot. After your early morning widower’s wank, apart from spouting bollocks on here, how on earth do you fill your day? Thinking fondly back on all the arse kickings I've inflicted upon you, and all those still to come. Rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thinking fondly back on all the arse kickings I've inflicted upon you, and all those still to come. Rattled. What's the daft wiggy cunt on about now, Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Do what I do. Ring the real police and tell them some cunt is aiming a gun at motorists. With any luck armed response will be sent out to tarnish their hi-viz vests with a splattering of their own blood. Interferring fucking parish councillors, school governors or magistrate twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Frank said: You utter, utter fucking idiot. After your early morning widower’s wank, apart from spouting bollocks on here, how on earth do you fill your day? You just can't help yourself can you? Fuckwitt. Any other relatives of yours die again yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 5 hours ago, Frank said: You utter, utter fucking idiot. After your early morning widower’s wank, apart from spouting bollocks on here, how on earth do you fill your day? On 10/24/2018 at 7:35 PM, Frank said: What a nasty little fuck you are. That certainly deserves a short stint in the cooler. Oh, the hypocrisy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 9 hours ago, ratcum said: I reckon the Duke of Edinburgh will start singing Ram Jam's "Black Betty" to Megan during the latter stages of her pregnancy Nice thought, JT, but I rather suspect the old cunt will be dead long before her waters break. Hopefully Frank'll beat him to the finishing line in the skinny dead Greek stakes, but I don't think we'll get that lucky. It's fucking Minty and Victor Kiam all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Nice thought, JT, but I rather suspect the old cunt will be dead long before her waters break. Hopefully Frank'll beat him to the finishing line in the skinny dead Greek stakes, but I don't think we'll get that lucky. It's fucking Minty and Victor Kiam all over again. Ah yes, Minty. A Melopsittacus god. A ninja parakeet He could take a cat's eye out at thirty yards you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Ollyboro said: 2pac style? Do you mean black up? That'll almost certainly get you a visit from the cunts in blue. Is that why the black and white minstrels are no longer on the Telly, they are all serving a 30 stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't tell me that if you're alone in the house, using a cordless drill, you don't pretend it's a gun, the rest of us do. And that 'Bodie and Doyle' gear-change thing where you wrap your hand backwards across the front of the gear lever when changing into 2nd and 4th. Clutch would give out on a silver ford Capri and have bone head and foil waiting for the RAC in a high speed chase with gear changes like that. cordless drill definately a laser gun. Fucking bent if not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 27 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Clutch would give out on a silver ford Capri and have bone head and foil waiting for the RAC in a high speed chase with gear changes like that. cordless drill definately a laser gun. Fucking bent if not. Bonehead & Foil. Comic strip presents.. The Bullshitters. Keith Allen's only redeeming moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bonehead & Foil. Comic strip presents.. The Bullshitters. Keith Allen's only redeeming moment. Yes indeed. He should have gone home that evening after filming and instead of fucking his girlfriend and producing the fat fuck that is Lilly, he should have shot his muck all over her tits and saved us from his spunk offerings endless worbellings. That would have been his best day ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/25/2018 at 4:27 AM, Lord Punkape said: Community speed watch “volunteers” present a sinister and offensive presence in many small villages and towns across the U.K. Recruited from a brigade of nosey parkers, busybodies,left-wing retired schoolteachers and peeping toms these cunts are self appointed Police on the cheap.Prancing around in dayglo jackets and brandishing speed-guns these permanently outraged wankers infect villages with a Stasi like culture and impede ordinary motorists with obviously hysterical intolerance and intimidation. All drivers should slow down upon encountering such posses,wind down a window and tell them to fuck off. Fuck off. I would even suggest that if the right opportunity presented, stop kick fuck out of one or two, and leave a sign written in their own blood "I'm a worthless fucking grassing cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes indeed. He should have gone home that evening after filming and instead of fucking his girlfriend and producing the fat fuck that is Lilly, he should have shot his muck all over her tits and saved us from his spunk offerings endless worbellings. That would have been his best day ever. Every now and then you produce a nugget of pure gold plated shite mongy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would even suggest that if the right opportunity presented, stop kick fuck out of one or two, and leave a sign written in their own blood "I'm a worthless fucking grassing cunt" I hope I see it happen to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 10/26/2018 at 11:06 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Every now and then you produce a nugget of pure gold plated shite mongy An 18 carrot gold plated diamond encrusted shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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