White Cunt Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Times must be tough or the prize too sweet to refuse. The great old Duke of York has revived the family tradition of selling out to the highest bidder. Andrew has a new job, lobbying for the leftie, eco-friendly, humanitarian pyjama desert boys, who are dangling in front of him an enormous carrot, the size of which would make our resident Gaylord Punky green with envy. Doing it under the current circumstances, makes him a despicable rotten super cunt, who shits in the face of human decency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 He's still got to pay off his credit card bill for Princess Euthenasia's wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Queefer said: He's still got to pay off his credit card bill for Princess Euthenasia's wedding I'd put the spoilt little bitch on the game. She's fucking useless for anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Perhaps it's actually Saudi lobbing instead of lobbying WC? He should lob them into a pit of vipers, which is all the sand shovelling savages deserve. The sooner their oil runs dry, the sooner civilised people will dump them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Fuck. I played golf behind the Duke of York when he came to my club. Interestingly when he went for a shower all the personnel were cleared to avoid any co-mingling and sight of the royal plallus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I played golf behind the Duke of York when he came to my club. Interestingly when he went for a shower all the personnel were cleared to avoid any co-mingling and sight of the royal plallus. What's a 'plallus'? You illiterate fucking chutney ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I played golf behind the Duke of York when he came to my club. Interestingly when he went for a shower all the personnel were cleared to avoid any co-mingling and sight of the royal plallus. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I'd put the spoilt little bitch on the game. She's fucking useless for anything else. I’d rather fuck a horse. They have better teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 33 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Shit. You have never mixed with Royalty and you’re jealous. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You have never mixed with Royalty and you’re jealous. Peasant. Fat Toad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 20 hours ago, ratcum said: Perhaps it's actually Saudi lobbing instead of lobbying WC? He should lob them into a pit of vipers, which is all the sand shovelling savages deserve. The sooner their oil runs dry, the sooner civilised people will dump them. He will get a good measure of “Saudi Lobbing” when the cunt doesn’t deliver. The Akbars don’t like to see their investment going down the shitter - it’s only a matter of time before a dog walker finds his loaf rolling down a bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 17 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I played golf behind the Duke of York when he came to my club. Interestingly when he went for a shower all the personnel were cleared to avoid any co-mingling and sight of the royal plallus. I don’t think you would be allowed to play along side or with him. That costs real money. Cheap plebeian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 I've always had the suspicion that Andy isn't Phillip's. Prince Charles is skinny and bald, so is Edward and so is Phillip come to think of it but Andy is fat and hairy. I reckon the Queen dropped her knickers for old Winston before afternoon tea the dirty bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I've always had the suspicion that Andy isn't Phillip's. Prince Charles is skinny and bald, so is Edward and so is Phillip come to think of it but Andy is fat and hairy. I reckon the Queen dropped her knickers for old Winston before afternoon tea the dirty bitch. Winston is out of the question. He was too pissed to function, never mind to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 35 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Winston is out of the question. He was too pissed to function, never mind to fuck. White Cunt: 'You're drunk!' Winston Churchill: 'I may be drunk, WC, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be boring and unfunny.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: White Cunt: 'You're drunk!' Winston Churchill: 'I may be drunk, WC, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be boring and unfunny.' “Let’s talk about it when you sober”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 There is something intensely dissipated and unpleasant about this bloke ...he reminds me of Jarvis, the corruptor of youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 On 30/10/2018 at 07:23, cuntspotter said: There is something intensely dissipated and unpleasant about this bloke ...he reminds me of Jarvis, the corruptor of youth. A prophet is not without honour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Bombastic, Bitter and bad tempered because he was never going to be king but thought that he should have been first in line and left thinking that he could still do anything he wanted to and would get away with it. In strictest English legal terms of the times of the the incident he was simply a 41 yer old having it of with a 17 year old woman (not all that unusual at the time. The fact that he was associated with Epstein and Maxwell though was stupidity and arrogance of the highest (or perhaps lowest) order. Perhaps more worrying is that he is (or was) Brenda's favourite son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 On 27/10/2018 at 19:19, White Cunt said: shits in the face of human decency Woofles would pay good money for that, the scat obsessed, Poodle pampering, twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 On 30/10/2018 at 07:23, cuntspotter said: There is something intensely dissipated and unpleasant about this bloke ...he reminds me of Jarvis, the corruptor of youth. Nowt wrong with Cocker, he's written some pretty good songs, and ridiculed Michael Jackson's overblown God complex dance routine, in public, what's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 I don't believe that he's a kiddie-fiddler or a sex pest. If he were, there would be an awful lot of me-toos coming out of the woodwork by now. No need for raping, he's royal, he wouild have beating off Amandas and Penelopes with a shitty stick. As he was a single bloke at the time, why not just admit giving her one? He had no reason to suspect that she'd been coerced. He's just an arrogant and spectacularly stupid man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 4 hours ago, cunt said: Woofles would pay good money for that, the scat obsessed, Poodle pampering, twat. Reported, rule 7 Give it a rest you literal turd burglar. Surely of a Saturday night you should be cataloging your collection of jobbies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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