Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I will send you cake, chocolate, soup tins and soap as an Xmas box for tramps. Will this help with your living standards? If he's getting all that, can I have a big box of Kendal Mint Cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he's getting all that, can I have a big box of Kendal Mint Cake? That stuff is fucking mental. Three tones of sugar per bar. Makes Red Bull taste virtually bitter in comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 I cavort and do my Michael Jackson impression on this night No kids or their proto-beggar parents come near the Rathaus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I will send you cake, chocolate, soup tins and soap as an Xmas box for tramps. Will this help with your living standards? Can you make it Green & Black organic extra cocoa milk? Ta much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Costume's ripped. But I can Fix-It. It's practically certain now that Robin Hood and Jesus were both from Kilburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I cavort and do my Michael Jackson impression on this night No kids or their proto-beggar parents come near the Rathaus When you say you do your Michael Jackson impression, does that involve you fucking a small home alone child up the arse whilst playing with your monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Monumental cunt said: When you say you do your Michael Jackson impression, does that involve you fucking a small home alone child up the arse whilst playing with your monkey? uncanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Can you make it Green & Black organic extra cocoa milk? Ta much. We might be able to stretch to a bag or Revels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: uncanny Qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: When you say you do your Michael Jackson impression, does that involve you fucking a small home alone child up the arse whilst playing with your monkey? He shouts "Cha'mone motherfucker" at the kiddies when he opens his front door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 I bought at least 4 pounds worth of Lidl faux chocolate for Halloween - I don't want chavvy cunts chucking eggs at my windows. Thankfully, none of these ne'er-do-wells actually turned up, so now I have a mountain of cheap 'chocolat' to eat. If I become diabetic, I'll blame America for this imported shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 Halloween is a Purge public service for me, i can go out in full costume and no one gives a shit, little do they know that the blood isn't fake but that of many chavs. The weapons of choice are real and not fake plastic toys, i lost count when i was on my 300+ kill tonight. Next up is cunt fawkes night followed by the pagan festival that stupid cunts call Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 10 hours ago, ratcum said: It's practically certain now that Robin Hood and Jesus were both from Kilburn Never fucking mind all this shite ratto; imagine if the average petrol head mistook Hockenhein for Hockenhymen? What japes would play out make the mind boggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never fucking mind all this shite ratto; imagine if the average petrol head mistook Hockenhein for Hockenhymen? What japes would play out make the mind boggle if I had a pound for every time you've said this Stub, I wouldn't have a sum not unadjacent to what might be considered to be no small sum to some people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: if I had a pound for every time you've said this Stub, I wouldn't have a sum not unadjacent to what might be considered to be no small sum to some people. If you've the time to "tott" them up then I'll send you a postal order for the agreed amount- possibly enough for a Burt Lancaster DVD box set or a new shovel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 On a semi-related note, the new film seems to be doing very well at the box office, and the easily entertained cunts who have seen it claim it is comparable to the original, and that the director of the original is involved with the project as executive producer. The original is categorized as horror, but there is very little actual gore. it is more of a suspense/thriller type. Might take the wife to see it, then turn the lights off at the breaker, and scare her out of her knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: On a semi-related note, the new film seems to be doing very well at the box office, and the easily entertained cunts who have seen it claim it is comparable to the original, and that the director of the original is involved with the project as executive producer. The original is categorized as horror, but there is very little actual gore. it is more of a suspense/thriller type. Might take the wife to see it, then turn the lights off at the breaker, and scare her out of her knickers. I've been watching them all back to back this week, 5 and 6 were a bit shit/pointless with that cult of thorn crap which was never mentioned before or after ever again and never really went anywhere. I've been trying to watch the new one via streaming sites but the links are either all removed, don't load or have been filmed from the back of a cinema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If you've the time to "tott" them up then I'll send you a postal order for the agreed amount- possibly enough for a Burt Lancaster DVD box set or a new shovel? I might fit in a few holes before the ground hardens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 21 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I bought at least 4 pounds worth of Lidl faux chocolate for Halloween - I don't want chavvy cunts chucking eggs at my windows. Thankfully, none of these ne'er-do-wells actually turned up, so now I have a mountain of cheap 'chocolat' to eat. If I become diabetic, I'll blame America for this imported shite. Apparently they only go to houses that has decorations up. Apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently they only go to houses that has decorations up. Apparently Are you having roast badger for your Christmas lunch ? lol. traveller scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently they only go to houses that has decorations up. Apparently Mostly, they come at night. Mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 22 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I bought at least 4 pounds worth of Lidl faux chocolate for Halloween - I don't want chavvy cunts chucking eggs at my windows. Thankfully, none of these ne'er-do-wells actually turned up, so now I have a mountain of cheap 'chocolat' to eat. If I become diabetic, I'll blame America for this imported shite. They must celebrate the PURGE in your neighborhood. I wish they fucking Purged ours. We had three sets of callers who wiped us out of sweets and chocolates, the fucking little cunts. I had to break into my Xmas box and steal a toblerone tonight for something to eat whilst watching catchup celebrity hunted with a cup of coffee. That Vicky Patterson is a fucking rough bitch with no makeup. ugly cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He shouts "Cha'mone motherfucker" at the kiddies when he opens his front door. I think he shouts nothing. He’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mostly, they come at night. Mostly. I was actually gonna use that, but I've mostly done it before. Mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was actually gonna use that, but I've mostly done it before. Mostly I'd already alleged that it was perhaps probable that you'd not possibly done that. Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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