Guess the next tax

[Cunty BigBollox]

So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar.

So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax?

[Guest Ollyboro]

Hopefully it'll be a tax on idiocy levels. The size of the payday loan Albie Dross will have to take out should ensure he will no longer be able to afford his internet access. The cunt.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves...

I can see their point, Joe Public is a muggy fucking cunt.

[Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches]

Anti-depressants. Seeing as half the country are necking 'em and playing the doctors into signing them off work with the 'new bad back'.

I've not much time for overpaid, lazy, unreachable, wine addicted GPs but they don't need a waiting room full of shysters do they?

So fucking tax this scandal with no exemptions.

And since we're on the subject, bus passes. And boot their crutches away like Alan B'Stard.

[Guest Queefer]

Fart Tax which of course would contribute to UK's Paris Agreement targets could be raised either at a flat rate derogation giving permission to break wind without further tax charge, or by Self Assessment based on an honest declaration by the taxpayer. Universal Credits will need to be adjusted too. In America Trump is already looking at this plan. After a trial period seeing which way the wind is blowing HMRC could follow through with other emission charges.This one could be a sitter

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4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar.

So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax?

If they intend taxing any sort of pleasure then they owe me a massive fuckin' rebate, my life's been as miserable as Morrissey's, cunts!

[Witheredscrote]

Glory Hole tax,  driving Frank into instant bankruptcy.

[Neil]

I hope it's not a tax for playing with yourself,I'd have to declare myself wankrupt. 

[Witheredscrote]

11 minutes ago, Neil said:

I hope it's not a tax for playing with yourself,I'd have to declare myself wankrupt. 

Who gives a toss.

[Cunty BigBollox]

On the subject of tax (i dont care what you call it, its a fucking TV tax), TV licensing reckons over 7000 households still watch TV in black and white. Racist fucking cunts, i didn't think you could still buy one., I mean opt for the lower tax option.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

Punkape is partial to excessive quantities of black meat. lol

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar.

So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax?

Punky would be in debtors prison before the end of the first fiscal quarter ended.  

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

On the subject of tax (i dont care what you call it, its a fucking TV tax), TV licensing reckons over 7000 households still watch TV in black and white. Racist fucking cunts, i didn't think you could still buy one., I mean opt for the lower tax option.

Watching snooker in black and white must be interesting "Jimmy Grey has planted the dark grey behind the slightly lighter grey". 

[Guest judgetwi]

I remember , at school, being told about the “window tax” in the 18th century or whenever the fuck it was. Apparently rich cunts were bricking up windows to avoid paying it. Oh, how we laughed, in between trying to look up Miss Hinchcliffe’s skirt.

Nowadays they tax the fuck out of anything and everything and the rich cunts don’t have to pay it anyway.

That’s progress.

[Guest N/A]

On 11/8/2018 at 9:50 AM, Queefer said:

Fart Tax which of course would contribute to UK's Paris Agreement targets could be raised either at a flat rate derogation giving permission to break wind without further tax charge, or by Self Assessment based on an honest declaration by the taxpayer. Universal Credits will need to be adjusted too. In America Trump is already looking at this plan. After a trial period seeing which way the wind is blowing HMRC could follow through with other emission charges.This one could be a sitter

This would blow a hole in the budget.

[Guest N/A]

On 11/10/2018 at 12:44 AM, judgetwi said:

I remember , at school, being told about the “window tax” in the 18th century or whenever the fuck it was. Apparently rich cunts were bricking up windows to avoid paying it. Oh, how we laughed, in between trying to look up Miss Hinchcliffe’s skirt.

Nowadays they tax the fuck out of anything and everything and the rich cunts don’t have to pay it anyway.

That’s progress.

Fags, booze, kebabs, nail bars,  Sky TV,  the only thing they have not tax the poor on yet ...and they should.... is third children to separate fathers.    Let’s say that adds £5000 a year to their tax bill, or taken off their family credit.   All of a sudden the Unfit mother and a whore scum population will be swallowing a lot more muck to avoid the tax.

[Stubby Pecker]

7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Fags, booze, kebabs, nail bars,  Sky TV,  the only thing they have not tax the poor on yet ...and they should.... is third children to separate fathers.    Let’s say that adds £5000 a year to their tax bill, or taken off their family credit.   All of a sudden the Unfit mother and a whore scum population will be swallowing a lot more muck to avoid the tax.

Agreed. We should tax larger families for sucking up resources from sensible people. I'm up for genocide and/cannibalism starting with wales

[ratcum]

I would tax cushions.

In fact all soft furnishings.

We could start with Sir Phillip Greed because he'll have loads of sofas and pouffes in his houses and on his yacht . 

Pay up or fuck off you dirty cunt 

[Earl of Punkape]

18 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I would tax cushions.

In fact all soft furnishings.

We could start with Sir Phillip Greed because he'll have loads of sofas and pouffes in his houses and on his yacht . 

Pay up or fuck off you dirty cunt 

Cretin.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, ratcum said:

I would tax cushions.

In fact all soft furnishings.

We could start with Sir Phillip Greed because he'll have loads of sofas and pouffes in his houses and on his yacht . 

Pay up or fuck off you dirty cunt 

Good old ratty, like the rape of Nanjing only more rapey

[Penny Farthing]

3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

Cretin.

Your arse should be taxed.

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said:

Your arse should be taxed.

It probably gets waxed.

[Penny Farthing]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It probably gets waxed.

Arse-wax should be super-taxed as well.

[scotty]

On 11/8/2018 at 2:17 PM, Neil said:

I hope it's not a tax for playing with yourself,I'd have to declare myself wankrupt. 

I couldn't pay mine Neil, so I got awristed.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, scotty said:

I couldn't pay mine Neil, so I got awristed.

I paid mine with MasturCard®