ProfB Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 23/02/2021 at 16:33, Stubby Pecker said: Is this true? Accusations of Kiddy Fiddling directed at Bally? The question is why hasn't the silly tit been coolered? Why haven't you been coolered you lardy lump, no wonder your mobility scooter is off the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its worth noting that 80% of people will contract HPV at some point in their lives. Put it another way, 80 of the current CC puntership have or had HPV...actually, scratch that thought as I'm not entirely convinced that some of you guys are or have been as sexually active as you've made out. I think you definitely have a point Mr Roops. However an awful lot of that 80% is probably skewed by the promiscuity of the gays and trannies, like your good self. By the way, the use of the word “guys” troubles me. Obviously you are not a Yank so why the fuck are you talking like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: From memory the Roops ladybasement was more yeasty than warty, but that could have been the low resolution from the box brownie used to take the photo. (Insert box brownie pun here). Its sorta been done before... On 20/02/2016 at 16:02, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, done all that before and then some. You just want to see my dirt box......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its sorta been done before... Wrong ‘un you, girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: I think you definitely have a point Mr Roops. However an awful lot of that 80% is probably skewed by the promiscuity of the gays and trannies, like your good self. By the way, the use of the word “guys” troubles me. Obviously you are not a Yank so why the fuck are you talking like that? The term "guys" has been used in the UK since the mid 1970s at least .. Back in 1975 I remeber that Big Al used to cast about thirty envopacs into the office each morning and shout "Hey guys look what I've found!". I also remember another cunt walking into the office the same year and shouting "Yo dudes, the NIMMS ain't come yet!". The ICL engineer always used to say "Hi folks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: The term "guys" has been used in the UK since the mid 1970s at least .. Back in 1975 I remeber that Big Al used to cast about thirty envopacs into the office each morning and shout "Hey guys look what I've found!". I also remember another cunt walking into the office the same year and shouting "Yo dudes, the NIMMS ain't come yet!". The ICL engineer always used to say "Hi folks". I've only heard "guys" used extentensively within the last 15 years or so, mainly from right on, middle class parents when calling Willow and Hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've only heard "guys" used extentensively within the last 15 years or so, mainly from right on, middle class parents when calling Willow and Hunter. Mason, Tyler, Mercedes and Chardonnay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Mason, Tyler, Mercedes and Chardonnay. They're usually the other end of the class scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They're usually the other end of the class scale. I forgot Princess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wrong ‘un you, girl. Would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you? At a push but I doubt I’d be high-fivin’ my mates about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: At a push but I doubt I’d be high-fivin’ my mates about it. Like a pink scooter with a shopping basket on the front. Might have quick ride, but definitely wouldn’t want your mates to know you’d been on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Did the council ever get the bench destenched? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Did the council ever get the bench destenched? I'm fairly sure this type of post mortem photography was frowned upon in Victorian society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Did the council ever get the bench destenched? Must have been one hell of a wart to need and iPad to cover it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 On 14/06/2021 at 16:23, Cuntybaws said: Given a choice between her warty fanny and her Champion The Wonder Horse gob, I'd take the fanny every time. By far the less risky of the two options. Forgive me for being a tad dubious about this. The former would require at least a semi, even allowing for plenty of KY and thumbing it in. What sort of sick bastard could look at that and get wood? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Must have been one hell of a wart to need and iPad to cover it. That's just to cover up the bits of tissue applied to the shaving cuts. Depilating with an angle grinder requires a very steady hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm fairly sure this type of post mortem photography was frowned upon in Victorian society. Box Brownie experimental flash photo or possibly a haemorrhoid instamatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, Goober said: Forgive me for being a tad dubious about this. The former would require at least a semi, even allowing for plenty of KY and thumbing it in. What sort of sick bastard could look at that and get wood? Apart from Eddie, probably no one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Did the council ever get the bench destenched? I can only imagine the stench on the bench from her tench trench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: I can only imagine the stench on the bench from her tench trench. What a wench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm fairly sure this type of post mortem photography was frowned upon in Victorian society. You told me off for recycling this joke about 6 months ago. Do you think she used Velcro to stick the smartphone to her pubes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Must have been one hell of a wart to need and iPad to cover it. I fucking did that one 6 months ago as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I fucking did that one 6 months ago as well. Holy Bazuka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You told me off for recycling this joke about 6 months ago. Do you think she used Velcro to stick the smartphone to her pubes? I pulled you up on unashamed theft. Recycling is environmentally friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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