Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I don’t feel like I’ve missed much on here during my absence. A load of incomprehensible shite from a no-mark, skid-mark cunt. I'm flattered that you've kept up with my material. I've always been fond of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: You've been away? No one noticed. Anyway, welcome back Bill and I hope you fuck off again soon. Fuck me, two wankers return for the price of one. What's your excuse this time you useless cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Iam Ape said: You’re. Better full of beans, than full of congealed semen. You must have experienced both in order to make the comparison. cc. Withers; Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You must have experienced both in order to make the comparison. cc. Withers; Punkape Dear oh dear, what a pathetic sycophant you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Is this the show that has over privileged cunts doing up cars owned by ill over privileged cunts resulting in the offspring of said ill over privileged cunt benefiting when they soon after croak it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, Neil said: Is this the show that has over privileged cunts doing up cars owned by ill over privileged cunts resulting in the offspring of said ill over privileged cunt benefiting when they soon after croak it? That'll be the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: What is this shit? Its a poorly conceived attempt to segue two noms with good potential, namely Car SOS and the petty feminist furore surrounding a Marks & Spencer Xmas window display. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If so it's another admin multi, the stupid fucking cunts. They must be so proud Stubbs, whilst you're not stupid, its safe to say you'll never be accused of being the brightest star in the firmament. You would help yourself immeasurably if you seek help to deal with your delusional paranoia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 59 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its a poorly conceived attempt to segue two noms with good potential, namely Car SOS and the petty feminist furore surrounding a Marks & Spencer Xmas window display. Trust the BBC to use its licence fee funding to give the Nott Fem Luddites a platform. They should be chained to their looms knitting my next years supply of jock straps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Its a poorly conceived attempt to segue two noms with good potential, namely Car SOS and the petty feminist furore surrounding a Marks & Spencer Xmas window display. Talking about knickers I don't like the cut of your jib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 19 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: Exploitation. Welding a rust bucket to a hard luck story and then the heavy ad nauseum leading to a sobbing finale as it is revealed to the subject whose last minutes on this earth in an abject state of sick making gratitude is to be gratuitously broadcast to the entire universe. What a crock of shit. I feel more dirty watching this than one of my regular trips to the lingerie dept at M&S Nottingham. Full marks, by the way, for the shop window knicker display. What are those Fems on about? They didn't say a word last year about the soiled jockstraps. I hate the brown skinned chap firstly because every car he works on is the worse one ever and always a death trap, secondly and more importantly because he is brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, Eddie said: I hate the brown skinned chap firstly because every car he works on is the worse one ever and always a death trap, secondly and more importantly because he is brown. You racist black bastard. I hate him because he wears jodhpurs tucked into knee length socks. The dirty fucking faggot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You racist black bastard. I hate him because he wears jodhpurs tucked into knee length socks. The dirty fucking faggot. Is that a well known retired middleweight who talks nicely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Just now, Kunte Kinte said: Is that a well known retired middleweight who talks nicely? Very similar to Cwith Eubank in style of dress. Must be a darkie thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very similar to Cwith Eubank in style of dress. Must be a darkie thing. Jodhpurs was the giveaway - but you forgot the horseriding cap and the whip. SUITS YOU SIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Jodhpurs was the giveaway - but you forgot the horseriding cap and the whip. SUITS YOU SIR! Don't forget the monocle. What a silly man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 21 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: You've been away? No one noticed. Anyway, welcome back Bill and I hope you fuck off again soon. I see your training at the Von Ribbentrop School of Diplomacy is paying off Trumpet. Can't wait till you get your Pol Pot counselling diploma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: nicewee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Stubbs, whilst you're not stupid, its safe to say you'll never be accused of being the brightest star in the firmament. You would help yourself immeasurably if you seek help to deal with your delusional paranoia. Piss off 6 hours ago, Eddie said: I hate the brown skinned chap firstly because every car he works on is the worse one ever and always a death trap, secondly and more importantly because he is brown. Eddie Congo speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You racist black bastard. I hate him because he wears jodhpurs tucked into knee length socks. The dirty fucking faggot. Eric, as with all these swarthy types, Eddie is going through a prolonged period of self loathing. He should go into the 'uppity' stage next. Please go easy on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, as with all these swarthy types, Eddie is going through a prolonged period of self loathing. He should go into the 'uppity' stage next. Please go easy on him. I expect he'll hear about this on the jungle drums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 On 11/24/2018 at 1:16 AM, Stubby Pecker said: What's your excuse this time you useless cunt? I'm not an excuse type cunt Stubbs, in the faux self effacing tradition of the formerly famous Frank, I just can't be arsed with it all. Especially after Roops adopted that horrendous new avatar, it sickens me to the pit of my very muscular, yet, symmetrical and perfectly proportioned stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: I'm not an excuse type cunt Stubbs, in the faux self effacing tradition of the formerly famous Frank, I just can't be arsed with it all. Especially after Roops adopted that horrendous new avatar, it sickens me to the pit of my very muscular, yet, symmetrical and perfectly proportioned stomach. Lime green posing pouch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Lime green posing pouch? Royal blue, Lacoste of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 Cheeky Monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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