Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: I'm picturing a demise not dissimilar to Joe Pesci at the end of Casino, only drawn out over several hours. It would make for excellent entertainment at the CC Christmas beano. You utter cunt Doc, you've ruined my grand plan for the CC xmas piss up # Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank is back this side next week. We are saving all our energy and tyres, to burn him. When he's burnt to a crisp, I'll volunteer to put out the corpse with a stream of piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 15 hours ago, Neil said: 13 hours ago, Frank said: I’m a Frenchman and a Londoner .....Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. I rest my case m'lud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 15 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "A man who is tired of London - is tired of looking for a place to park" Fuck Dr Johnson and fuck James Boswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You utter cunt Doc, you've ruined my grand plan for the CC xmas piss up # On second thoughts, I'm not sure burying the cunt alive is a wise idea, given his reputation for miraculously dodging the reaper's scythe. Better to just keep administering the baseball bat until he's a thin film of organic goo on the ground. I've no doubt that will get everyone in the party mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 19 hours ago, Neil said: Full of fucking foreigners,noisy,ridiculously fucking expensive but Hyde Park was quite splendid this morning.Household Cavalry training in the park,sun glistening off the Serpentine and The Royal Albert Hall majestic in all its glory.......Shame because London is just full of fucking cunts. There's fuck-all wrong with Central London, and I love the place, but yes, it's pitfall is the alien cunts that live in it, and the shit on the walls at Tate Modern. How the fuck foreign tourists can afford just one night in a decent hotel, let alone more than a long weekend, just goes to show how better-off they are compared to the Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: There's fuck-all wrong with Central London, and I love the place, but yes, it's pitfall is the alien cunts that live in it, and the shit on the walls at Tate Modern. How the fuck foreign tourists can afford just one night in a decent hotel, let alone more than a long weekend, just goes to show how better-off they are compared to the Welsh. I much prefer Paris, guaranteed street entertainment, and it's free. The 'Gilet Jaune Troupe' are appearing nightly at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I much prefer Paris, guaranteed street entertainment, and it's free. The 'Gilet Jaune Troupe' are appearing nightly at the moment. I thought that New York was overrated, but fuck me, Paris is on a different level. The most romantic city in the world? Only if your idea of romance are streets that stink of piss and 8 million French wankers driving like complete cunts. I'd sooner holiday in Damascus, it's probably got less Arabs stinking up the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 Venice is nice,fuck driving there though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 32 minutes ago, Neil said: Venice is nice,fuck driving there though Don't go in the summer as the sea is essentially an open sewer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I much prefer Paris, guaranteed street entertainment, and it's free. The 'Gilet Jaune Troupe' are appearing nightly at the moment. I couldn't agree with you more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I thought that New York was overrated, but fuck me, Paris is on a different level. The most romantic city in the world? Only if your idea of romance are streets that stink of piss and 8 million French wankers driving like complete cunts. I'd sooner holiday in Damascus, it's probably got less Arabs stinking up the place. Same old anti French sentiment. Why not go home and sort out your boy. You know, the one who looks like Harry Belafonte, and skips around your Barratt Box, wearing a tutu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Same old anti French sentiment. Why not go home and sort out your boy. You know, the one who looks like Harry Belafonte, and skips around your Barratt Box, wearing a tutu. I'm thinking of sending him to France. Most of you are black these days and you're all effeminate cry baby cunts. He'll fit right in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm thinking of sending him to France. Most of you are black these days and you're all effeminate cry baby cunts. He'll fit right in. Won't happen, we are, at present, sending swarthies westward. Border Agency U.K. indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 23 hours ago, Neil said: I did pass Soho,my missus couldn't understand why the fuck all the doormen kept asking me how I was. No way did you walk past Soho. Not without a major neck injury. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No way did you walk past Soho. Not without a major neck injury. From being stabbed by a Jamal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 On 12/4/2018 at 6:59 PM, Wizardsleeve said: How would you know, the duration of your stay was spent in adult book shops, porn theaters and skulking around changing rooms. Bang on again! Good old Wizard. Top of the Pops again this year? I do like your face paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 14 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: Bang on again! Good old Wizard. Top of the Pops again this year? I do like your face paint. You're pushing the envelope to become one of the thickest cunts every to soil the illustrious history of this great site. You've all the charm and humour of a down syndrome bonobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're pushing the envelope to become one of the thickest cunts every to soil the illustrious history of this great site. You've all the charm and humour of a down syndrome bonobo "humour of a down syndrome bonobo" a bit archaic. Don't you mean spastic knobheads - so you're the fucker who used to gob on me during assembly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 30 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're pushing the envelope to become one of the thickest cunts every to soil the illustrious history of this great site. You've all the charm and humour of a down syndrome bonobo I'm going out on a limb here stubbs, and feel free to disagree. But I reckon this particular incarnation of pens is actually beginning to rival cuntwad and prof b for sheer, unadulterated vapid stupidity, and I had never previously thought that possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm going out on a limb here stubbs, and feel free to disagree. But I reckon this particular incarnation of pens is actually beginning to rival cuntwad and prof b for sheer, unadulterated vapid stupidity, and I had never previously thought that possible. There is only one "me" but we do have proof that at one stage you were using at least two accounts at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 14 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: Bang on again! Good old Wizard. Top of the Pops again this year? I do like your face paint. Be careful KK apparently you are an iteration of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 18 hours ago, Decimus said: I thought that New York was overrated, but fuck me, Paris is on a different level. The most romantic city in the world? Only if your idea of romance are streets that stink of piss and 8 million French wankers driving like complete cunts. I'd sooner holiday in Damascus, it's probably got less Arabs stinking up the place. They're all here. The sooner Grenfell tower is renovated....err..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm going out on a limb here stubbs, and feel free to disagree. But I reckon this particular incarnation of pens is actually beginning to rival cuntwad and prof b for sheer, unadulterated vapid stupidity, and I had never previously thought that possible. Another multi but no ban.....which is why I now just wait for that knife to penetrate his aorta on the street. The news would be a great start to a new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Same old anti French sentiment. Why not go home and sort out your boy. You know, the one who looks like Harry Belafonte, and skips around your Barratt Box, wearing a tutu. I am with you on this one itchy balls .. there are more arabs in London than anywhere in the middle east. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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