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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Fucking hell, has Frank got polio? Look at the state of his little F.D.R. legs hanging over the side, the Tiny Tim looking cunt.

Family fondue gathering in Val d’Isère and I had to excuse myself from the table after reading ‘has frank got polio’. Brilliant but worrying that I need to feed you this shit for you to be funny. 

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Fucking hell, has Frank got polio? Look at the state of his little F.D.R. legs hanging over the side, the Tiny Tim looking cunt.

He's also got a fat fucking head and a 70's porn tash, the Frank Cannon copycat cunt.

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35 minutes ago, Frank said:

Family fondue gathering in Val d’Isère and I had to excuse myself from the table after reading ‘has frank got polio’. Brilliant but worrying that I need to feed you this shit for you to be funny. 

You’re at a family gathering in Val d’Isère, and still you feel the need to post shit like this. You’re not the full ticket, are you? 

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58 minutes ago, Frank said:

Family fondue gathering in Val d’Isère and I had to excuse myself from the table after reading ‘has frank got polio’. Brilliant but worrying that I need to feed you this shit for you to be funny. 

About fucking time we had another video from you.

Its nice to see your carer is taking you to new places and giving you plenty of attention whilst still allowing you to have a few minutes a day on your phone. Hopefully, in time, he'll be able to wean you off it completely.

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27 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

You’re at a family gathering in Val d’Isère, and still you feel the need to post shit like this. You’re not the full ticket, are you? 

I accept it’s an all-round shit performance, ape, but felt obliged to fulfil poor withers dying wish. The pilot could’ve been great but I’m not confident on skis.

 

 

 

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On 12/26/2018 at 7:58 PM, Decimus said:

I'm well aware that with the right ambition and drive the private sector offers a wealth of opportunities and money.

Alas it was never for me, I've always preferred to take the easiest path possible whilst reaping relatively generous benefits. I'll be happy to coast to a comfortable retirement whilst spending a career in a stress free environment. I'll never have 100's of thousands of pounds at my disposal, but I'll never have to worry about money either. Each to their own.

 Fucking hell!! Now we have two saddos trying to outbrag each other about their fucking pensions!

Even mums.net wouldn’t put up with this kind of bollocks!

 

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1 minute ago, ratcum said:

The actor Jonah Hill disgusts me. All he seems to do in films is swear and look smarmy. Then swear some more, before descending into further profanity.  

He's popular because he's the perfect display of American masculinity and comedic talent - a chubby, curly haired, whiny voiced little twat - who can scream like a woman on cue.

I always found him a creepy little shit, myself. He's got dead, soulless eyes in all of his pictures - even when he's smiling. Cunt would be the perfect choice to play John Wayne Gacy in a slasher flick, but nowt else.

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14 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said:

He's also got a fat fucking head and a 70's porn tash, the Frank Cannon copycat cunt.

Frank probably enjoys the sensation of that 'tash gently tickling his saggy nut sack when they're face fucking each other in the 69 position. Not my kind of après-ski, but each to their own.

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On 12/27/2018 at 9:14 PM, Frank said:

I accept it’s an all-round shit performance, ape, but felt obliged to fulfil poor withers dying wish. The pilot could’ve been great but I’m not confident on skis.

 

 

 

A Schumacher ending would’ve made the perfect video. 

Good evening, you hideous reptile; love to the family. 

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21 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

A Schumacher ending would’ve made the perfect video. 

Good evening, you hideous reptile; love to the family. 

You ghastly sycophantic fucking mong, please die at once!

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On 12/26/2018 at 10:10 PM, Iam Ape said:

I expect she chooses to moderate this fucking place to keep herself in touch with reality - all that wealth could turn someone into a conceited, self-centred braggart, if they didn’t do something to “keep it real”. I’m on @Monumental cunt‘s side from now on. 

If Ape is on my side, I am changing teams.  Iam now going to be a self righteous  prick and join Roops.

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On 12/27/2018 at 4:14 PM, Frank said:

I accept it’s an all-round shit performance, ape, but felt obliged to fulfil poor withers dying wish. The pilot could’ve been great but I’m not confident on skis.

 

 

 

The high pitch, falsetto, shrill voice confirms what we already knew about you, Frank.

I wish you would go over a cliff on those skis.

Cocksucker.

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On 12/27/2018 at 9:14 PM, Frank said:

I accept it’s an all-round shit performance, ape, but felt obliged to fulfil poor withers dying wish. The pilot could’ve been great but I’m not confident on skis.

 

What a piss poor attempt at slithering down a slope. Your spindly, necrotised legs must act quite well as springs/shock absorbers so no excuse for your Eddie the Eagle on helium piss poor performance.

Any chance you could go off piste and trigger an all consuming avalanche?

 

 

 

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