Guest N/A Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Crisps are not fries. Only fucking retarded American cunts get this wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Yanks call chips fries. They call crisps chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Crisps are not fries. Only fucking retarded American cunts get this wrong. Yes, but at least they can spell “potato”........er......except Dan Quayle, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Crisps are not fries. Only fucking retarded American cunts get this wrong. I see what you did there, but did you? Spudulike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Crisps are not fries. Only fucking retarded American cunts get this wrong. You want fries wiv dat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Repeat bollocks.......and fucking boring repeat bollocks at that.Up your game you stupid fucking yuletide cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, Neil said: Repeat bollocks.......and fucking boring repeat bollocks at that.Up your game you stupid fucking yuletide cunt Someone woke up on the wrong side of the blood stained mattress in their rape shed this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the blood stained mattress in their rape shed this morning. How was it for you? I'm guessing Niels not a very considerate "love maker" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: How was it for you? I'm guessing Niels not a very considerate "love maker" Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 450°F. Using a heavy knife, mince and mash garlic to a paste with 1/8 teaspoon table salt. Beat together butter, shallot, garlic paste, parsley, remaining 1/4 teaspoon table salt, and pepper in a small bowl with an electric mixer until combined well. Beat in wine until combined well. Divide half of garlic butter among snail shells. Stuff 1 snail into each shell and top snails with remaining butter. Spread kosher salt in a shallow baking dish and nestle shells, butter sides up, in salt. Bake snails until butter is melted and sizzling, 4 to 6 minutes. Serve immediately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 450°F. Using a heavy knife, mince and mash garlic to a paste with 1/8 teaspoon table salt. Beat together butter, shallot, garlic paste, parsley, remaining 1/4 teaspoon table salt, and pepper in a small bowl with an electric mixer until combined well. Beat in wine until combined well. Divide half of garlic butter among snail shells. Stuff 1 snail into each shell and top snails with remaining butter. Spread kosher salt in a shallow baking dish and nestle shells, butter sides up, in salt. Bake snails until butter is melted and sizzling, 4 to 6 minutes. Serve immediately. Then shove them up your boyfriend's arse and try to suck them out. Fuck off and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 450°F. Using a heavy knife, mince and mash garlic to a paste with 1/8 teaspoon table salt. Beat together butter, shallot, garlic paste, parsley, remaining 1/4 teaspoon table salt, and pepper in a small bowl with an electric mixer until combined well. Beat in wine until combined well. Divide half of garlic butter among snail shells. Stuff 1 snail into each shell and top snails with remaining butter. Spread kosher salt in a shallow baking dish and nestle shells, butter sides up, in salt. Bake snails until butter is melted and sizzling, 4 to 6 minutes. Serve immediately. You really take the words in your avatar to heart, don't you Punkers. Fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 22 hours ago, Decimus said: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the blood stained mattress in their rape shed this morning. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for implied Paedo activity. While you’re at it, report the Catholic Church too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Idiot. Kill yourself, imagine the state of her fanny, I'm not overly fond of you, there will be no further communication between us, I don't really know, WITHERRRS!!!!!! Along with "idiot", the above is literally all that your entire repertoire consists of. Read it back and tell me you're not absolutely fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Kill yourself, imagine the state of her fanny, I'm not overly fond of you, there will be no further communication between us, I don't really know, WITHERRRS!!!!!! Along with "idiot", the above is literally all that your entire repertoire consists of. Read it back and tell me you're not absolutely fucking shit. I am pleased to see that the Norfolk tradition of pouring vodka on cornflakes is still going strong. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: I am pleased to see that the Norfolk tradition of pouring vodka on cornflakes is still going strong. Fucking idiot. BEAAAAAANNNNNS!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing Niels not a very considerate "love maker" Probably not, but he can spell his own name. Fuck off cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 450°F. Using a heavy knife, mince and mash garlic to a paste with 1/8 teaspoon table salt. Beat together butter, shallot, garlic paste, parsley, remaining 1/4 teaspoon table salt, and pepper in a small bowl with an electric mixer until combined well. Beat in wine until combined well. Divide half of garlic butter among snail shells. Stuff 1 snail into each shell and top snails with remaining butter. Spread kosher salt in a shallow baking dish and nestle shells, butter sides up, in salt. Bake snails until butter is melted and sizzling, 4 to 6 minutes. Serve immediately. Haven’t you got a chef for this sort of domestic drudgery poshboy? What kind of Public School did you go to? You weren’t a day boy were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Kill yourself, imagine the state of her fanny, I'm not overly fond of you, there will be no further communication between us, I don't really know, WITHERRRS!!!!!! Along with "idiot", the above is literally all that your entire repertoire consists of. Read it back and tell me you're not absolutely fucking shit. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. Merry Christmas, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. Do you want to suck our dicks Frank? Is that why you're so angry and bitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 31 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Merry Christmas, Frank. To witness a wasted talent adapt his style of writing to appease the remaining shit on here, upsets me dearly, ape. Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: To witness a wasted talent adapt his style of writing to appease the remaining shit on here, upsets me dearly, ape. Eat shit. You clearly take CC a little too seriously. It’s not real - any of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Waste this pond scum, Ape. He cannot be saved, redeemed or turned back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Kill yourself, imagine the state of her fanny, I'm not overly fond of you, there will be no further communication between us, I don't really know, WITHERRRS!!!!!! Along with "idiot", the above is literally all that your entire repertoire consists of. Read it back and tell me you're not absolutely fucking shit. 8 hours ago, Decimus said: BEAAAAAANNNNNS!!!!!!!!!!!! As I predicted. A pant pissing, spasticated meltdown. Only took a few posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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