Cunts Who Don't Use Their Garages To Park Their Cars And Then Subsequently Fill Them Full Of Shit And Spend The Entire Weekend "Tinkering" Inside Them

[Witheredscrote]

35 minutes ago, Ape said:

This comment could equally be aimed at Withers - what a pair of fucking idiots. Tesco, beans, helicopters, Airfix, lol lol lol.

I've moved on, you haven't. Go shit behind a neighbour's tree.

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

I've moved on, you haven't. Go shit behind a neighbour's tree.

Lol lol fuck off.

[Witheredscrote]

Just now, Ape said:

Lol lol fuck off.

I rest my case. Bored now.

[Ape™️]

Just now, Witheredscrote said:

I rest my case. Bored now.

I’ve been bored for months. Bored of your drivel.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 hours ago, Ape said:

I’ve been bored for months. Bored of your drivel.

Can you account for your whereabouts when Jill Dando was shot ?

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Can you account for your whereabouts when Jill Dando was shot ?

I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol.

Reported.

[Major Cunt]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol.

Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur.

[Major Cunt]

5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur.

On second thoughts did you once date Sue Barker?

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

On second thoughts did you once date Sue Barker?

Chris Evert.

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Chris Evert.

“You cannot be serious!”

[King Billy]

26 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur.

Chuffer?

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

“You cannot be serious!”

Well, I had a couple of wanks over her about 1982, and that gymnast, Suzanne Dando, no relation to the one I claimed to have shot.

I think that counts as 'dating' to a 10 year old. 

The original Daisy Duke was supreme chancellor of the wank-bank though.

[ratcum]

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Well, I had a couple of wanks over her about 1982, and that gymnast, Suzanne Dando, no relation to the one I claimed to have shot.

I think that counts as 'dating' to a 10 year old. 

The original Daisy Duke was supreme chancellor of the wank-bank though.

I'd let John Motson pipe me provided he supplied match style commentary throughout.

"Look at Ratty! He's working it round the edge of my box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide."

 

 

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I'd let John Motson pipe me provided he supplied match style commentary throughout.

"Look at Ratty! He's working it round the edge of my box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide."

 

 

Wearing just his sheepskin and fuck all else

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I'd let John Motson pipe me provided he supplied match style commentary throughout.

"Look at Ratty! He's working it round the edge of my box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide."

 

 

Massive turbot tippler.

[camberwell gypsy]

57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Well, I had a couple of wanks over her about 1982, and that gymnast, Suzanne Dando, no relation to the one I claimed to have shot.

I think that counts as 'dating' to a 10 year old. 

The original Daisy Duke was supreme chancellor of the wank-bank though.

Who did you claim to have shot,?

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Who did you claim to have shot,?

The butler, in the library

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol.

The police already fitted up one fucking retard for that, so they won't make the same mistake with another one.😁

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The butler, in the library

I shot Andy Warhol. 

[King Billy]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The police already fitted up one fucking retard for that, so they won't make the same mistake with another one.😁

See, under manned and despite all the negative publicity the boys in blue will always find the right backward, harmless moron to confess. Evening All.

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I shot Andy Warhol. 

But I did not kill the deputy.

[King Billy]

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I shot Andy Warhol. 

I drew the chalk line around his corpse. It sold for 28 million dollars at Sotheby’s last year. I was hoping for a bit more.

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I shot Andy Warhol. 

I'm Jimmy Hoffa.