Jiggerycock Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Munch's 'The Scream' made sentient. Poor lass looks sad beyond belief - Never seen anyone more in need of a cheeseburger and a cuddle. I realise this comes more under the banner of 'Poor Cunt' than 'A Cunt' - maybe put that other unintelligable Irish (?) fishwifey geezerbird reporter in the latter category eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 What?...talk sense you fire in the brain spacker bastard Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: What?...talk sense you fire in the brain spacker bastard Panzbaby Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say he may not one day become a dragon! So, may one just man become an army! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say he may not one day become a dragon! So, may one just man become an army! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Munch's 'The Scream' made sentient. Poor lass looks sad beyond belief - Never seen anyone more in need of a cheeseburger and a cuddle. I realise this comes more under the banner of 'Poor Cunt' than 'A Cunt' - maybe put that other unintelligable Irish (?) fishwifey geezerbird reporter in the latter category eh? Well ? Who the fuck is she and why is she a cunt? You’re not going to start ranting about trains and obscure places in Wales are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You still wank over Tripitaka don't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You still wank over Tripitaka don't you? Not now she's dead, I don't. I was waiting for someone to point out that the original quote comes from The Water Margin, not Monkey, but the autists don't appear to be biting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You still wank over Tripitaka don't you? Pigsy more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say he may not one day become a dragon! So, may one just man become an army! Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up smelly finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up smelly finger Man with hole in pocket feeling cocky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 I won't hear a bad word said about 'oral' Orla. She sticks it to the Israelis whenever they go on a Pali slaughter fest. I'd eat her poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 She's married to an A Rab I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Is this that woman that got shot to fuck by the IRA last week? I don't really care either way. If you're going to stick your nose into other people's affairs under the guise of 'being a journalist' then you're just a nosy fucker and you should get a proper job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Is this that woman that got shot to fuck by the IRA last week? I don't really care either way. If you're going to stick your nose into other people's affairs under the guise of 'being a journalist' then you're just a nosy fucker and you should get a proper job. The IRA are fighting lesbians, because no one else will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: The IRA are fighting lesbians, because no one else will I'd pay to watch lesbians fighting, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I won't hear a bad word said about 'oral' Orla. She sticks it to the Israelis whenever they go on a Pali slaughter fest. I'd eat her poo. Ver(rat)er! See what I did there Herr Oberst? 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'd pay to watch lesbians fighting, though. especially if fisting was involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: especially if fisting was involved Fly fisting by JR Hartley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Ver(rat)er! See what I did there Herr Oberst? 😄 Made a cunt of yourself again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Is this that woman that got shot to fuck by the IRA last week? I don't really care either way. If you're going to stick your nose into other people's affairs under the guise of 'being a journalist' then you're just a nosy fucker and you should get a proper job. No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Man with hole in pocket feeling cocky. Man who fart in church have to sit in own pew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Qualitah... The nature of Baws was, irrepressible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Qualitah... The nature of Baws was, irrepressible Hello ladies! Here comes handsome Stubbsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hello ladies! Here comes handsome Stubbsy. Hey, you gave me a bollocking for using your catchphrase last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hey, you gave me a bollocking for using your catchphrase last week. Oh so we've got to have catchphrases now have we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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