Neil Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Just fucking give me my change and shut the fuck up."Hows your day been?" "Having a party? "You have a good rest of the day,yeah" Just fuck off you minimum wage cuntstick.And if you refer to me as 'love' 'sweetheart' or 'darling' again I'll jump over the counter and shit in your pocket. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Neil said: Just fucking give me my change and shut the fuck up."Hows your day been?" "Having a party? "You have a good rest of the day,yeah" Just fuck off you minimum wage cuntstick.And if you refer to me as 'love' 'sweetheart' or 'darling' again I'll jump over the counter and shit in your pocket. Sorry darling .. enjoy the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Neil said: Just fucking give me my change and shut the fuck up."Hows your day been?" "Having a party? "You have a good rest of the day,yeah" Just fuck off you minimum wage cuntstick.And if you refer to me as 'love' 'sweetheart' or 'darling' again I'll jump over the counter and shit in your pocket. There's one of these cunts in our local Co-op. I've just walked in on a Friday at 6 o'clock and asked him for a bottle of scotch.. .."having a drink tonight then?" Fucking genius cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's one of these cunts in our local Co-op. I've just walked in on a Friday at 6 o'clock and asked him for a bottle of scotch.. .."having a drink tonight then?" Fucking genius cunt. You having a drink tonight Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 42 minutes ago, Neil said: Just fucking give me my change and shut the fuck up."Hows your day been?" "Having a party? "You have a good rest of the day,yeah" Just fuck off you minimum wage cuntstick.And if you refer to me as 'love' 'sweetheart' or 'darling' again I'll jump over the counter and shit in your pocket. You're just pissed off Neil, because you were asked if you were planning on having a wank. You need to buy your 'art' pamphlets somewhere else now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Come on! Fuck with these androids! Get wierd on them! This is Cunts Corner for christ's sake; repository of the bon mot, home of badinage, The 'Norman Foster designed archtectural shit stain' of witty repartee. We've got one in our local petrol station. Forever passing comment on whatever comestible you've purchased or how you look today. So when she started in (loudly - that being her default level of comms) with 'Oooh, having a good night tonight then' on seeing my 6-pack of 'Old Wifebeater Superstrength Lager', I came back with 'Well it beats Rohypnol, doesn't it?' before twist, boogie and madisoning my way out. Doubtless y'all could have come up with something better, but in my defence, I was wanking.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 25 minutes ago, The Guard said: You having a drink tonight Eric? Afraid not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 I often revert to Tim's quote from the office when asked "Did you do anything interesting last night?" "No,just stayed in and had a biiiiig wank" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 29 minutes ago, Neil said: I often revert to Tim's quote from the office when asked "Did you do anything interesting last night?" "No,just stayed in and had a biiiiig wank" That's not quoting Martin Freeman, that's just answering the question truthfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Once, as a callow youth, I got a blow job round the back of Fine Fare from a female* shop assistant I had been courting. That's the very definition of "over friendly shop staff". *I shouldn't have to specify "female" but I know what you filthy cunts are like... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's one of these cunts in our local Co-op. I've just walked in on a Friday at 6 o'clock and asked him for a bottle of scotch.. .."having a drink tonight then?" Fucking genius cunt. As a former doorman i’d expect you use the Co-op.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Once, as a callow youth, I got a blow job round the back of Fine Fare from a female* shop assistant I had been courting. That's the very definition of "over friendly shop staff". *I shouldn't have to specify "female" but I know what you filthy cunts are like... The cheese counter was running low, was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: As a former doorman i’d expect you use the Co-op.... You are a regular at your local food bank, faux posh boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 24 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are a regular at your local food bank, faux posh boy. The sperm bank is Spunkers normal hangout.Every Monday morning they wipe down his face and arse cheeks. Last Monday they collected over 100 different samples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 52 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: As a former doorman i’d expect you use the Co-op.... As a former public schoolboy, I'd expect you to capitalise where appropriate. Lol Dolt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: As a former doorman i’d expect you use the Co-op.... When in the U.K, I will only food shop at Waitrose. The staff are never over friendly, simply polite, and efficient. That is the way it should be. Own brand beans indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: When in the U.K, I will only food shop at Waitrose. The staff are never over friendly, simply polite, and efficient. That is the way it should be. Own brand beans indeed. Ordinary people are never over familiar with me because of my dress, bearing and patrician manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: As a former public schoolboy, I'd expect you to capitalise where appropriate. Lol Dolt. As a bouncer you would have enjoyed beating up drunks and slyly peddling drugs on behalf of spiv/criminal nightclub owners. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ordinary people are never over familiar with me because of my dress, bearing and patrician manner. ..and quite right too. I shop wearing Meyer trousers and a light Garlanda jacket. Woe betide anybody approaching me with ANYTHING with a Heinz label. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not quoting Martin Freeman, that's just answering the question truthfully. You're a retired hitman out on license aren't you Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ordinary people are never over familiar with me because of my dress, bearing and patrician manner. You are Thomas Francis Dermot Pakenham, 8th Earl of Longford . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: As a bouncer you would have enjoyed beating up drunks and slyly peddling drugs on behalf of spiv/criminal nightclub owners. Fuck off. Not as much as I enjoy beating up poofs. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, The Guard said: You're a retired hitman out on license aren't you Eric? No. I'm the Lindbergh baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 9 hours ago, Neil said: Just fucking give me my change and shut the fuck up."Hows your day been?" "Having a party? "You have a good rest of the day,yeah" Just fuck off you minimum wage cuntstick.And if you refer to me as 'love' 'sweetheart' or 'darling' again I'll jump over the counter and shit in your pocket. One possible solution to these informal and unprofessional cunts is to ask to speak to their superior and embellish the degree of familiarity they expressed towards you and demand their termination on the spot. Essentially doing what Withers would do, grass the cunt up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not as much as I enjoy beating up poofs. lol. Reported for hate crime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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