Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Are you saying that you can't outrun a fucking bulldog?!! Don't you have any legs, or something? They've been over bred to the point where they move about as fast as Frank being asked to leave a peep show. They sound like a wanking asthmatic warming his hand up ie Frank. Get a better wheelchair you cunt. When you spend your days glued to a computer screen, doing nothing of any value to society, leg muscles waste away. Espacktile can barely stand on his little spindle-legs, let alone run. Still, his disabilities don’t prevent him being “big man on campus” in the Minecraft world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Are you saying that you can't outrun a fucking bulldog?!! Don't you have any legs, or something? They've been over bred to the point where they move about as fast as Frank being asked to leave a peep show. They sound like a wanking asthmatic warming his hand up ie Frank. Get a better wheelchair you cunt. It's not that i couldn't outrun them it's more i'd look like a bit of a twat and it'd be embarrassing if they turned out not to be aggressive. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ape said: When you spend your days glued to a computer screen, doing nothing of any value to society, leg muscles waste away. Espacktile can barely stand on his little spindle-legs, let alone run. Still, his disabilities don’t prevent him being “big man on campus” in the Minecraft world. He tried his big brothers ‘Sims’ but had to have counselling. The full size controller was too heavy for him as well. Fucking Millhouse spastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 23 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They're crafty cunts: It's a shame that such a symbol of Britishness is now a corpulent waddler with misaligned teeth.....oh, er....Never fucking mind, a British bulldog could still kick the fuck out of a French bulldog with his cock tied behind his back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 47 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: It's not that i couldn't outrun them it's more i'd look like a bit of a twat and it'd be embarrassing if they turned out not to be aggressive. lol You looking a bit of a twat is a given, irrespective of the situation. I'd have expected you to have spent time tickling their arseholes to encourage them to lay an egg that you could add to your meticulously catalogued canine scat collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 On 14/06/2019 at 22:00, Erroreptile404 said: Is it true you hold the world record for most dog's cocks in the mouth at once? lol True dat. Rumour has it he practised for a couple of days by changing his diet to the tins of beans 'n' sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 On 13/06/2019 at 12:39, Glowworm said: Dogs owners have been done in one form or the other but I am not sure that dogs have been done in their own right Five seconds on the search function should persuade you otherwise. Here are just a couple of examples which might be particularly familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Five seconds on the search function should persuade you otherwise. Here are just a couple of examples which might be particularly familiar. They are not generalist though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Five seconds on the search function should persuade you otherwise. Here are just a couple of examples which might be particularly familiar. I knew it!!............Repeat.Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 21 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Dogs are vicious, unpredictable, aggressive, stinking, worm ridden, scat eating, disgusting shitting fuckers that'll attack people, kids, cats and basically anything that moves. I remember going out for for a walk by the beach once and two fucking Bulldogs started running towards me like they were going to do something, their owner comes up and says "oh don't worry they're British bulldogs!" Sorry in what way is that supposed to reassure me as they're trying to rip my legs off? It's like saying "oh don't worry mate it's only a Bengal tiger!" as it's got your fucking head in it's mouth. Dogs only get cunty with people that are scared of them, they can smell adrenaline and it makes them edgy. Dogs are fine with people that aren't nancy boy poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs only get cunty with people that are scared of them, they can smell adrenaline and it makes them edgy. Dogs are fine with people that aren't nancy boy poofs. Indeed - they can sense a sinister, games-console (and dog shit) obsessed wanker at 100 paces. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs only get cunty with people that are scared of them, they can smell adrenaline and it makes them edgy. Dogs are fine with people that aren't nancy boy poofs. ..or toddlers looked after by their staffi owning 35 year old gran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 23 hours ago, Roadkill said: The poor cunt isn't long of this world: Poor Keith. I hope all other nonces go this way but including a savage mauling from wild dogs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs only get cunty with people that are scared of them, they can smell adrenaline and it makes them edgy. I thought that was spiders. 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs are fine with people that aren't nancy boy poofs. Are you getting fresh with me eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 22 hours ago, DrCunt said: You looking a bit of a twat is a given, irrespective of the situation. I'd have expected you to have spent time tickling their arseholes to encourage them to lay an egg that you could add to your meticulously catalogued canine scat collection. Oh look another insecure non-entity wanker who's jealous of my self confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs only get cunty with people that are scared of them, they can smell adrenaline and it makes them edgy. Dogs are fine with people that aren't nancy boy poofs. You must have been ripped to pieces many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: You must have been ripped to pieces many times. Albert, why do you continue with this? Ever since you joined, you've had every cunt on here throwing rocks at you, and you keep coming back. This time, I thought to myself, 'this cunt likes this place and wants to be a part of it', and consequently, I decided to drop the feud and give you a chance, i.e, give you a few likes for decent posts, and respond politely to comments you've made. It's a conciliatory handshake, not a trap. But you seem determined to keep this tired, boring fucking feud alive by hitting the cunt button and trying to pick arguments. If you do want to fit in round here, drop all the playground shit-flinging and get on with it. If not, then fuck you, I tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Albert, why do you continue with this? Ever since you joined, you've had every cunt on here throwing rocks at you, and you keep coming back. This time, I thought to myself, 'this cunt likes this place and wants to be a part of it', and consequently, I decided to drop the feud and give you a chance, i.e, give you a few likes for decent posts, and respond politely to comments you've made. It's a conciliatory handshake, not a trap. But you seem determined to keep this tired, boring fucking feud alive by hitting the cunt button and trying to pick arguments. If you do want to fit in round here, drop all the playground shit-flinging and get on with it. If not, then fuck you, I tried. Albert has been ok for a week or so but last couple of days I’ve also been a bit curious at the targets of his random attacks. No provocation and then full ‘Fuck You Cunt’ mode. One step forward etc. etc. I feel he’s s little confused or I don’t really know WTF. He likes people one minute and then cunts them next minute. Maybe there’s 2 Alberts fighting each other constantly. And you lot thought I was him when I joined. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Albert has been ok for a week or so but last couple of days I’ve also been a bit curious at the targets of his random attacks. No provocation and then full ‘Fuck You Cunt’ mode. One step forward etc. etc. I feel he’s s little confused or I don’t really know WTF. He likes people one minute and then cunts them next minute. Maybe there’s 2 Alberts fighting each other constantly. And you lot thought I was him when I joined. Good evening mollusc brain.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening mollusc brain.. lol. How’s things Mr Mussel lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: How’s things Mr Mussel lol I’m full of rum... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 On 14/06/2019 at 21:35, Roadkill said: You fucking pansy. Rottweilers, Staffies, German Shepards, even Yorkshire fucking Terriers I can understand being hostile cunts if they're brought up wrong, but this is the face of your horror? "Kill me! Kill meeeeee'". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m full of rum... lol. Are you drunk? Because you’ve spelled ‘shit’ completely wrong. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you drunk? Because you’ve spelled ‘shit’ completely wrong. lol Jizz more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: Albert has been ok for a week or so but last couple of days I’ve also been a bit curious at the targets of his random attacks. No provocation and then full ‘Fuck You Cunt’ mode. One step forward etc. etc. I feel he’s s little confused or I don’t really know WTF. He likes people one minute and then cunts them next minute. Maybe there’s 2 Alberts fighting each other constantly. And you lot thought I was him when I joined. When you joined, you kicked off aggressively and then found the level, and became one of us. Albert has never settled in. I genuinely admire the cunt, for the simple reason, that no matter how many times he gets hit, he gets back up and carries on. It had occurred to me, that he might have a big dose of Aspergers or something similar and wanted to be one of the gang, but found it difficult to fit in. So I backed off and offered the olive branch. Fuck knows Billy, there's nothing as strange as people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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