Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Whether he keeps fat birds in an empty well in his cellar is in dispute. Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: Unlikely, since he lives in a 3x2 bedsit above a kebab shop in Lambeth. And he would never fork out for a sewing machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And he would never fork out for a sewing machine. You forget Eric. He's already told us he lives in a council bedsit with his mum and works part time at a gay bar. So he has a disposable income come on mate, keep up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You forget Eric. He's already told us he lives in a council bedsit with his mum and works part time at a gay bar. So he has a disposable income come on mate, keep up? What a bizarre coincidence, I live in a gay bedsit with the council, and work part time at a mum bar! Edited June 18, 2019 by Eric Cuntman I've turned into Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What a bizarre coincidence, I live in a gay bedsit with the council, and work part time at a mum bar! No you don't, you live in a bus shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What a bizarre coincidence, I live in a gay bedsit with the council, and work part time at a mum bar! Interesting...I'll file that away for future reference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Fucking Saskia?!!?! That says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 It was Carolyn McCall, (I may not have the spelling correct). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Khiwa said: Fucking Saskia?!!?! That says it all. Just looked at her commissioning history. Some real fucking gems amongst it; The Kumars Psycho Bitches, Walking the dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just looked at her commissioning history. Some real fucking gems amongst it; The Kumars Psycho Bitches, Walking the dogs. I wonder who daddy had to bum at boarding school for her to get that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, Khiwa said: I wonder who daddy had to bum at boarding school for her to get that job. Punkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 23 hours ago, DrCunt said: The solution to this will be to hire a woman to check the grammar and spelling in the script, or perhaps to proof read it for material that could potentially be offensive to minorities. So the admin girl will become a member of the "writing team" and will be getting pay equal to those doing the heavy lifting. Of course the other alternative is that women will actually be included in a meaningful way on the writing teams and it will be the final nail in the coffin and the death of the last vestiges of humour on TV. I can see an opportunity here for job #37 for Roops. She's fucking humourless. What a fucking joke. I don't mind admitting this Dr C, but you are the reason I get out of bed and check the site first thing. Who could forget the offer to see sight of a deceased relative's death certificate? It was cutting edge humour, I can tell you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 15 hours ago, DrCunt said: Unlikely, since he lives in a 3x2 bedsit above a kebab shop in Lambeth. So he lives in the same block as you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Was just flicking through the channels and stumbled upon a "comedy" panel show. 3 of the 6 panellists are women (cue the standard period/man hating "jokes"), one is ethnic, and tries to be funny by accusing everything of being racist), one is physically disabled, and another appears to be mentally retarded. Sat through this shite for 30mins now, purely for research purposes, and not heard one single thing even remotely approaching funny. I don't blame the cunts on these shows, they're just shit. It's the fuckers in charge who feel the need to tick all the boxes and fill the quotas. Fuck the quality! PC cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Was just flicking through the channels and stumbled upon a "comedy" panel show. 3 of the 6 panellists are women (cue the standard period/man hating "jokes"), one is ethnic, and tries to be funny by accusing everything of being racist), one is physically disabled, and another appears to be mentally retarded. Sat through this shite for 30mins now, purely for research purposes, and not heard one single thing even remotely approaching funny. I don't blame the cunts on these shows, they're just shit. It's the fuckers in charge who feel the need to tick all the boxes and fill the quotas. Fuck the quality! PC cunts. To be a stand up comedian nowadays the requirements are : maximum weight - 4 and 1/2 stone, skinny jeans with rolled up bottoms, ten year old filthy canvas deck shoes, ridiculous gelled up spiky hair, disability such as cerebral palsy or short arms or a missing limb, stupid accent or speech impediment. hatred of anyone whose politics are to the right of Lenin and the love of all things transgender or non binary or whatever the brainwashing program currently is. Humorous material is not necessary as long as you remember to take the piss out of ‘Trump’ every 10 seconds or so. Bring back Bernard Manning ffs lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: To be a stand up comedian nowadays the requirements are : maximum weight - 4 and 1/2 stone, skinny jeans with rolled up bottoms, ten year old filthy canvas deck shoes, disability such as cerebral palsy When is it we can expect to see Frank on 'Live at the Apollo', then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: When is it we can expect to see Frank on 'Live at the Apollo', then? ‘Barely Alive’ at the Blue Oyster It couldn’t be called ‘Stand Up’ with his pipe cleaner legs lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: Bring back Bernard Manning ffs lol "My old headmaster was what's known as an unorthodox jew. He was a nazi." Imagine the gasps and outrage if someone said that on tv these days. Obviously with everyone looking round first to see if it was ok to laugh or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Khiwa said: "My old headmaster was what's known as an unorthodox jew. He was a nazi." Imagine the gasps and outrage if someone said that on tv these days. Obviously with everyone looking round first to see if it was ok to laugh or not. My grandad had a stall at Belsen market selling gold teeth and round wire rimmed glasses. He disappeared one day after a dispute with a Mr Himmler. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 55 minutes ago, King Billy said: To be a stand up comedian nowadays the requirements are : maximum weight - 4 and 1/2 stone, skinny jeans with rolled up bottoms, ten year old filthy canvas deck shoes, ridiculous gelled up spiky hair, disability such as cerebral palsy or short arms or a missing limb, stupid accent or speech impediment. hatred of anyone whose politics are to the right of Lenin and the love of all things transgender or non binary or whatever the brainwashing program currently is. Humorous material is not necessary as long as you remember to take the piss out of ‘Trump’ every 10 seconds or so. Bring back Bernard Manning ffs lol You forgot the first thing that comes out of their gobs is highlighting the fact they are black/asian/woman. Usually followed by roar of laughter from audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 39 minutes ago, Khiwa said: "My old headmaster was what's known as an unorthodox jew. He was a nazi." Imagine the gasps and outrage if someone said that on tv these days. Obviously with everyone looking round first to see if it was ok to laugh or not. Good old Bernard. A genuinely funny cunt. "heard the one about the Jewish Kamikaze?..... Crashed his plane into his brothers scrap yard" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 On 18/06/2019 at 22:02, camberwell gypsy said: Just looked at her commissioning history. Some real fucking gems amongst it; The Kumars Psycho Bitches, Walking the dogs. You’ve spelled wanking wrong Gypps. just saying lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: You’ve spelled wanking wrong Gypps. just saying lol I once misread the Sky+ listings, and tuned in to watch what i thought would be a shocking documentary... Imagine my disappointment when I discovered 'Wanking The Dead' was just a remake of 'Quincy' with some tart in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good old Bernard. A genuinely funny cunt. "heard the one about the Jewish Kamikaze?..... Crashed his plane into his brothers scrap yard" ‘Hymies Volvo Breakers’ ‘All parts guaranteed kosher’ Sorry no credit. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once misread the Sky+ listings, and tuned in to watch what i thought would be a shocking documentary... Imagine my disappointment when I discovered 'Wanking The Dead' was just a remake of 'Quincy' with some tart in it. Co starring Khasim Khuram in the opening episode: “What goes on at the Co Op stays at the Co Op. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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