Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Don’t have a telly Mrs Roops, partly because it fucked up after 12 years but mainly because I don’t want to watch shite and propaganda so I haven’t bothered to replace it. 4 months now and I can’t say i’m missing that cunt parade. Of course I could ask friends if I could come round and watch Stacey fucking Dooley crying her BBC eyes out over Islamist terrorists but I don’t wan’t to embarrass myself. I suspect they would tell me to fuck off anyway. If you don't have a telly, how do you watch your 'America's Sexiest Quarterbacks' DVD? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you don't have a telly, how do you watch your 'America's Sexiest Quarterbacks' DVD? He watches it through his next door neighbours window. It's the one with the dried jizz all over it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He watches it through his next door neighbours window Only if there's scaffolding round his Thamesmead tower block. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Only if there's scaffolding round his Thamesmead tower block. That was one housing estate that was purpose built to be awful. Imposing cold concrete, dark passageways and all built half a mile from 300 gypsies and Europes busiest sewage treatment plant... Location location location! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was one housing estate that was purpose built to be awful. Imposing cold concrete, dark passageways and all built half a mile from 300 gypsies and Europes busiest sewage treatment plant... Location location location! Anyone know what the current body count is over on the Open Corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Anyone know what the current body count is over on the Open Corner? To be honest KB, it's now a case of waiting until 2 PM tomorrow, Gary Cooper 'High Noon' style and see what happens. Exciting isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: To be honest KB, it's now a case of waiting until 2 PM tomorrow, Gary Cooper 'High Noon' style and see what happens. Exciting isn't it. I’m half expecting Danny Dyer or Ross Kemp to get involved Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m half expecting Danny Dyer or Ross Kemp to get involved Eric. Ross "it looked like things could kick off, so we got outta there" Kemp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ross "it looked like things could kick off, so we got outta there" Kemp. Complete load of shite starring Ross Kemp. Over on BBC2 now you can see an identical load of shite starring Danny Dyer. What a dilemma. Which one do I not watch first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Complete load of shite starring Ross Kemp. Over on BBC2 now you can see an identical load of shite starring Danny Dyer. What a dilemma. Which one do I not watch first? You can always borrow Judges 'America's sexiest quarterbacks' DVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was one housing estate that was purpose built to be awful. Imposing cold concrete, dark passageways and all built half a mile from 300 gypsies and Europes busiest sewage treatment plant... Location location location! It's a shithole of the highest order Eric as you rightly pointed out, talk about fucking depressing. It just popped into my head as an apt location for Jewdy's residence. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually hails from there, the flat-cap wearing cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Anyone know what the current body count is over on the Open Corner? Its getting hard to tell Ereptile is about to reveal that he is also Rothers, LondonM and Flinty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Complete load of shite starring Ross Kemp. Over on BBC2 now you can see an identical load of shite starring Danny Dyer. What a dilemma. Which one do I not watch first? I thought you modelled yourself after Grant Mitchell and Danny Dire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can always borrow Judges 'America's sexiest quarterbacks' DVD And 'Linebackers in Leather'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And 'Linebackers in Leather'. And 'wide receivers'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Its getting hard to tell Ereptile is about to reveal that he is also Rothers, LondonM and Flinty. Back in the day, Flinty was the only cunt whose name began with a 'F'. That sort of class can't be bought . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: Back in the day, Flinty was the only cunt whose name began with a 'F'. That sort of class can't be bought . Poor old Furio, gone and forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 9 hours ago, ratcum said: Back in the day, Flinty was the only cunt whose name began with a 'F'. That sort of class can't be bought . Bring back the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 17 hours ago, ratcum said: Back in the day, Flinty was the only cunt whose name began with a 'F'. That sort of class can't be bought . Mackerel channel chomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mackerel channel chomper prawn grinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 On 02/08/2019 at 10:24, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: I think it’s only fair to acknowledge that I’ve done an alfie noakes. Frank will return within 30 days. Fuck you I am dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 On 01/08/2019 at 19:14, camberwell gypsy said: I know I commented on this fucker yesterday on the archives, but I've had to take myself off into the garden. My aunt is staying with me and she loves The One Show, so when she saw this talentless, screeching banshee come on the show again she clapped her hands and said "oooh I like her". If I hadn't walked out, I'd have been digging an auntie sized hole in the garden. Not that that would bother me, but I didn't want to have to nip to Currys tomorrow for a new TV, to replace the one that I used to bludgeon my aunt to death with. Can someone tell me how this mouthy, talent vacuum got to where she is? I can even hear her fucking voice from here. 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 Christ, she must be old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: prawn grinder Pollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Ghost of Alfie Noakes said: Fuck you I am dead. Alf you might recall the fanfare surrounding the mockery of you and your umpteen stupid fucking usernames. I guess it’s something that comes with age. I’m sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 34 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Christ, she must be old. Oh fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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