Neil Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 Just received an invitation to a wedding,a second marriage for both concerned as they are both in their late 40's.An 80's themed fucking fancy dress do! Give me fucking strength,on what planet do these cunts live when expecting you to check in your dignity at the door and look like a cunt for the night.Fucking grow up.Maybe I'll go as Michael Ryan complete with live ammunition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 55 minutes ago, Neil said: Just received an invitation to a wedding,a second marriage for both concerned as they are both in their late 40's.An 80's themed fucking fancy dress do! Give me fucking strength,on what planet do these cunts live when expecting you to check in your dignity at the door and look like a cunt for the night.Fucking grow up.Maybe I'll go as Michael Ryan complete with live ammunition. If they are in their late 40s wedding should really be mid to late 90s themed .. cunts have be watching too much of that "Get the Quattro" Ashes to Ashes crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 It was a shit decade for music,fashion and most other things.80's theme nights are every fucking where and I just don't fucking get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 33 minutes ago, Neil said: It was a shit decade for music,fashion and most other things.80's theme nights are ever fucking where and I just don't fucking get it. What? You have to pretend you’re in your 80’s. Just wandering around mumbling with piss and shit in your pants. I like the idea of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Neil said: Just received an invitation to a wedding,a second marriage for both concerned as they are both in their late 40's.An 80's themed fucking fancy dress do! Give me fucking strength,on what planet do these cunts live when expecting you to check in your dignity at the door and look like a cunt for the night.Fucking grow up.Maybe I'll go as Michael Ryan complete with live ammunition. You'll need a shitty, smelly parka in that case. Punkers will probably let you borrow his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Neil said: Just received an invitation to a wedding,a second marriage for both concerned as they are both in their late 40's.An 80's themed fucking fancy dress do! Give me fucking strength,on what planet do these cunts live when expecting you to check in your dignity at the door and look like a cunt for the night.Fucking grow up.Maybe I'll go as Michael Ryan complete with live ammunition. Go as Michael Jackson. You'd have to rent a chimpanzee and hire a black midget to accompany you, though. Maybe bring a couple of the neighborhood little boys along, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Go as Michael Jackson. You'd have to rent a chimpanzee and hire a black midget to accompany you, though. Maybe bring a couple of the neighborhood little boys along, too. That's Ratty's costume. He dresses as Michael Jackson and cavorts in his window every Halloween, to deter trick or treaters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Go as Michael Jackson. You'd have to rent a chimpanzee and hire a black midget to accompany you, though. Maybe bring a couple of the neighborhood little boys along, too. What colour Jackson? He started the 80s black but got gradually lighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What colour Jackson? He started the 80s black but got gradually lighter. Apart from that minor setback when he blew his face up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Apart from that minor setback when he blew his face up Exploding phosphorous lights, the choice for a new generation. I wonder if they extinguished his head by pouring Pepsi on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exploding phosphorous lights, the choice for a new generation. I wonder if they extinguished his head by pouring Pepsi on it. They phoned Lisa Marie Presley and sang to her 🎶 “Your ex is on fire” 🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's Ratty's costume. He dresses as Michael Jackson and cavorts in his window every Halloween, to deter trick or treaters. I heard they had to have a word with him about unzipping his trousers and sticking an unwrapped Snickers bar out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What colour Jackson? He started the 80s black but got gradually lighter. That was aids that caused the weight loss...........oh hang on?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What colour Jackson? He started the 80s black but got gradually lighter. That's a good question, but since we're talking about an 80's themed party, I'd suggest going with whichever shade he was around 1985 or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 Two flying French people in one week? Madness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 22 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That's a good question, but since we're talking about an 80's themed party, I'd suggest going with whichever shade he was around 1985 or so. You'd have to consult the Dulux shade chart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You'd have to consult the Dulux shade chart. We always used the Pantone Color Guide when I was working in exhibit design... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 8 hours ago, Neil said: Just received an invitation to a wedding,a second marriage for both concerned as they are both in their late 40's.An 80's themed fucking fancy dress do! Give me fucking strength,on what planet do these cunts live when expecting you to check in your dignity at the door and look like a cunt for the night.Fucking grow up.Maybe I'll go as Michael Ryan complete with live ammunition. Do as my Solicitor did when he reluctantly attended a fancy dress party..... He donned his usual 3 piece tweed suit and around his shoulders he had a piece of washing line from which hung several pairs of ladies knickers....He was a chest of drawers... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Just wandering around mumbling with piss and shit in your pants. I like the idea of that. I believe that's called formal wear at the Kilburn IRA fundraisers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exploding phosphorous lights, the choice for a new generation. I wonder if they extinguished his head by pouring Pepsi on it. Ain't singin' for Pepsi, Ain't singin' for Coke. I don't sing for nobody, Makes me look like a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ain't singin' for Pepsi, Ain't singin' for Coke. I don't sing for nobody, Makes me look like a joke. Neil looked so... Young... back then. With all his hair and only one chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Neil looked so... Young... back then. With all his hair and only one chin. It's better to burn out than to fade away, right enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I heard they had to have a word with him about unzipping his trousers and sticking an unwrapped Snickers bar out of it. In the 80's? A Marathon, you thick fucking twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: We always used the Pantone Color Guide when I was working in exhibit design... It's spelt Colour with a 'u', you fucking Yankee cunt and besides, Pantone is primarily for inks and gay artist types. Men use either DCD or Ral colour references. What Pantone shade is your presidents hair? Fuck UrSelf. Edited August 5, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox Fuck. I'm clever, like Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exploding phosphorous lights, the choice for a new generation. I wonder if they extinguished his head by pouring Pepsi on it. They wouldn't pour coke over it, as that would keep the fire burning. See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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