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1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

FYI, looking stupid has as much to do with the the looker as the lookee.

Being described as looking stupid to those who themselves are stupid looking, is the equivalent of not looking stupid to the non-stupid looking, and as such, is a compliment to the one being looked upon as looking stupid by the stupid looking.

Get it, stupid?

Given the fact that the stupid punters here, including and mainly yourself, who you so eagerly want to put forth the notion that I've supposedly made myself look stupid in front of, make yourselves look much more stupid on a regular and daily basis, than I could ever come close to making myself look, your weak, limp-wristed, plaid miniskirt wearing Nancy boy attempt at insulting me, is as flaccid as your pecker would be in a room full of half naked lingerie models.

To put it much more simply, and on a level more to your ability to comprehend, any stupidity seen in me by "you lot" is meaningless, because you're all so stupid looking yourselves.

You may now resume stupidly fucking off.

Simply. Fucking. Awful.

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1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

FYI, looking stupid has as much to do with the the looker as the lookee.

Being described as looking stupid to those who themselves are stupid looking, is the equivalent of not looking stupid to the non-stupid looking, and as such, is a compliment to the one being looked upon as looking stupid by the stupid looking.

Get it, stupid?

Given the fact that the stupid punters here, including and mainly yourself, who you so eagerly want to put forth the notion that I've supposedly made myself look stupid in front of, make yourselves look much more stupid on a regular and daily basis, than I could ever come close to making myself look, your weak, limp-wristed, plaid miniskirt wearing Nancy boy attempt at insulting me, is as flaccid as your pecker would be in a room full of half naked lingerie models.

To put it much more simply, and on a level more to your ability to comprehend, any stupidity seen in me by "you lot" is meaningless, because you're all so stupid looking yourselves.

You may now resume stupidly fucking off.

Verbose, humourless, tiresome drivel.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Pete, I've just extended your suspension by 48 hours for your unsuccessful attempt to create another account. DollyBuster, really?

I sincerely hope you haven't just banned an actual Czech former porn star from the Corner by mistake? Those cunts don't come along every day.

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27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Simply. Fucking. Awful.

That's what the rest of the world says about the way you and your fellow Sottish queers look in your little plaid miniskirts.

Maybe you "guys" should try shaving your legs and wearing pantyhose and high heels with them.

If you don't already, that is.

Of course, that might make accessing each other's assholes more difficult, but being as creative minded as I'm certain you all are when it comes to bumfuckery, aka the Scottish national pastime, I'm confident you'll figure out a way around it.

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12 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

That's what the rest of the world says about the way you and your fellow Sottish queers look in your little plaid miniskirts.

Maybe you "guys" should try shaving your legs and wearing pantyhose and high heels with them.

If you don't already, that is.

Of course, that might make accessing each other's assholes more difficult, but being as creative minded as I'm certain you all are when it comes to bumfuckery, aka the Scottish national pastime, I'm confident you'll figure out a way around it.

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That's you, that is.

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47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Simply. Fucking. Awful.

 

33 minutes ago, Ape said:

Verbose, humourless, tiresome drivel.

Just be very careful, lads. He's made it very clear that he's not angry about all of this. We're dealing with some 3D chess, higher intelligence shit here. One wrong move and we're all done on here...

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Just be very careful, lads. He's made it very clear that he's not angry about all of this. We're dealing with some 3D chess, higher intelligence shit here. One wrong move and we're all done on here...

Loadswill - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

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15 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

 

Just be very careful, lads. He's made it very clear that he's not angry about all of this. We're dealing with some 3D chess, higher intelligence shit here. One wrong move and we're all done on here...

 

 

Harry Truman wasn’t angry when he gave the order.

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18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

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That's you, that is.

How long did it take you to scour Google Images to come up with that childish meme in lieu of an actual response?

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And that's you, gayboy.

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9 minutes ago, Ape said:

He doesn’t need any support from me, I just wholeheartedly agreed with him, so decided to add my own take on your appalling output. 

No surprise how you swallow his "appalling output"....

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2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

No surprise how you swallow his "appalling output"....

You're absolutely fucking abysmal.

I imagine that at this point in time you're a cunt hair away from drawling "Ooooo, Betty" in a yeee-fucking-hawww accent whilst laughing at your own toes.

It might be 1978 in your Everglades trailer, but it's the 21st century here in the United Kingdom.

Take your dated comedy musings and UKTV Gold sense of humour and shove it up your mongrel, fat fucking American arse.

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30 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You're absolutely fucking abysmal.

I imagine that at this point in time you're a cunt hair away from drawling "Ooooo, Betty" in a yeee-fucking-hawww accent whilst laughing at your own toes.

It might be 1978 in your Everglades trailer, but it's the 21st century here in the United Kingdom.

Take your dated comedy musings and UKTV Gold sense of humour and shove it up your mongrel, fat fucking American arse.

Says the poofy dick sucker with a picture of this 18th century tranny as his avatar....

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Is that your alter ego?

Your utter lack of self-awareness is too fucking funny.

By the way, how's the testicle checking going these days?

I hear you're now specializing in black ones only.

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