Decimus Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Says the poofy dick sucker with a picture of this 18th century tranny as his avatar.... Is that your alter ego? Your utter lack of self-awareness is too fucking funny. By the way, how's the testicle checking going these days? I hear you're now specializing in black ones only. Despite the hundreds of posts you have made in record time, you're yet to make a genuine contribution which isn't just you squealing "No, you are!" You are utterly fucking rubbish. Everyone is in agreement, so where the fuck are you getting the arrogance to proclaim otherwise? You have plenty of detractors and no defenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Despite the hundreds of posts you have made in record time, you're yet to make a genuine contribution which isn't just you squealing "No, you are!" You are utterly fucking rubbish. Everyone is in agreement, so where the fuck are you getting the arrogance to proclaim otherwise? You have plenty of detractors and no defenders. What makes you think I give a shit, Nancy boy? Its obvious that your angry, bitchy hissy fits are nothing more than a case of you lashing out at me in pure jealous envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Despite the hundreds of posts you have made in record time, you're yet to make a genuine contribution which isn't just you squealing "No, you are!" You are utterly fucking rubbish. Everyone is in agreement, so where the fuck are you getting the arrogance to proclaim otherwise? You have plenty of detractors and no defenders. I've posted this before, and no doubt I'll post it again. It always cheers me up. No apologies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I've posted this before, and no doubt I'll post it again. It always cheers me up. No apologies. The only members of your family who owe the world an apology are your parents. Its not your fault your mum fished you out of the toilet and named you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The only members of your family who owe the world an apology are your parents. Its not your fault your mum fished you out of the toilet and named you. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Reported. Awesome. You ran and told mommy. But since no rule was broken, you might just have to have a good cry instead. "12. Do not make sexual references about other members' family and relatives." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 26 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What makes you think I give a shit, Nancy boy? Its obvious that your angry, bitchy hissy fits are nothing more than a case of you lashing out at me in pure jealous envy. Your lot don't do irony, but if you did, you'd immediately delete the above and your account, too. Check mate. You're finished here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Your lot don't do irony, but if you did, you'd immediately delete the above and your account, too. Check mate. You're finished here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 52 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Awesome. You ran and told mommy. But since no rule was broken, you might just have to have a good cry instead. "12. Do not make sexual references about other members' family and relatives." Oh dear, you actually went and read the rules? What a fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're finished here. It's like the proverbial chicken with its head chopped off, still strutting round the barnyard because it doesn't realise it's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh dear, you actually went and read the rules? What a fucking moron. Just can't quit me, can ya baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's like the proverbial chicken with its head chopped off, still strutting round the barnyard because it doesn't realise it's dead. My, don't we take ourselves seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: Hmm... perhaps I'm not the best role model for newbies... I'll try to get him drawing, might drown out some of the more destructive tendencies. He's ticking all the right boxes for me, Killer. He bounced in and immediately made me chuckle, took a few on the chin, and laughed it of. Made a few noncing accusations resulting in a ban then attempted to create a multi. He's also had a run in with Judge. What's not to like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You're absolutely fucking abysmal. I imagine that at this point in time you're a cunt hair away from drawling "Ooooo, Betty" in a yeee-fucking-hawww accent whilst laughing at your own toes. It might be 1978 in your Everglades trailer, but it's the 21st century here in the United Kingdom. Take your dated comedy musings and UKTV Gold sense of humour and shove it up your mongrel, fat fucking American arse. The fact that he finds 'Keeping up Appearances' hilarious says it all really, it was fucking shit in the 90s, and hasn't aged well. Along with 'One Foot in the Grave' which the only memorable scene for me, was old Vic Meldrew mistaking a kilo of bugle for fertilizer. I'm sure the cunt has received a wake up call of monumental proportions during his tenure here. Finding than rather us Brits being receptive of his terrible 70s working man's club comedian innuendos, bar Judge who still thinks Bernard Manning's hip. So just like every Yank before him who's attempted English humour he's been made to look a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: The fact that he finds 'Keeping up Appearances' hilarious says it all really, it was fucking shit in the 90s, and hasn't aged well. Along with 'One Foot in the Grave' which the only memorable scene for me, was old Vic Meldrew mistaking a kilo of bugle for fertilizer. I never said that Keeping Up Appearances was hilarious. I just enjoy watching it when its on. Same with One Foot in the Grave. Quote I'm sure the cunt has received a wake up call of monumental proportions during his tenure here. Finding than rather us Brits being receptive of his terrible 70s working man's club comedian innuendos, bar Judge who still thinks Bernard Manning's hip. So just like every Yank before him who's attempted English humour he's been made to look a cunt. You don't know your asshole from a pothole, Minor Cunt, and you don't know shit about me. But it's obvious as hell that some of you bitchy queens like @Roadkill, @Cuntybaws, @Decimus and a few others, take yourselves way too seriously. Well, I've got news for you, and those other flaming hemorrhoids... Spoiler ....you're nowhere near as funny as you think you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I never said that Keeping Up Appearances was hilarious. I just enjoy watching it when its on. Same with One Foot in the Grave. You don't know your asshole from a pothole, Minor Cunt, and you don't know shit about me. But it's obvious as hell that some of you bitchy queens like @Roadkill, @Cuntybaws, @Decimus and a few others, take yourselves way too seriously. Well, I've got news for you, and those other flaming hemorrhoids... Reveal hidden contents ....you're nowhere near as funny as you think you are. 'Oh yeah, alright. Take it easy baby, Make it last all night'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I never said that Keeping Up Appearances was hilarious. I just enjoy watching it when its on. Same with One Foot in the Grave. You don't know your asshole from a pothole, Minor Cunt, and you don't know shit about me. But it's obvious as hell that some of you bitchy queens like @Roadkill, @Cuntybaws, @Decimus and a few others, take yourselves way too seriously. Well, I've got news for you, and those other flaming hemorrhoids... Hide contents ....you're nowhere near as funny as you think you are. I don't think any man who has spent 100s of posts arguing about the minutiae of ball related fatalities whilst responding to every single criticism with page upon page of hysterical ranting, can accuse anyone else of taking things too seriously. As for adding "hidden content", why not apply it to the entirety of every post you make? We'd all fucking appreciate it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't think any man who has spent 100s of posts arguing about the minutiae of ball related fatalities whilst responding to every single criticism with page upon page of hysterical ranting, can accuse anyone else of taking things too seriously. As for adding "hidden content", why not apply it to the entirety of every post you make? We'd all fucking appreciate it. How many wigs do you have? Were you wearing a wig when you met David Furnish? Answer both questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I never said that Keeping Up Appearances was hilarious. I just enjoy watching it when its on. Same with One Foot in the Grave. You don't know your asshole from a pothole, Minor Cunt, and you don't know shit about me. But it's obvious as hell that some of you bitchy queens like @Roadkill, @Cuntybaws, @Decimus and a few others, take yourselves way too seriously. Well, I've got news for you, and those other flaming hemorrhoids... Reveal hidden contents ....you're nowhere near as funny as you think you are. Oh good, you're changing subject by the looks of it. At first you utilized the "no, you are" defense, then it was the "I'm not angry" argument and now we're at the "You guys are taking this too seriously" stage. At at this rate I'm guessing the message that you've royally sabotaged yourself on here should sink in by Christmas. It's no wonder you cunts are such warmongering twats - the world from your perspective must look like its moving in fast forward... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Your lot don't do irony, but if you did, you'd immediately delete the above and your account, too. Check mate. You're finished here. Will you be attending a “Fudgepackers Ball” in your regency costume and wig over the weekend ? You degenerate sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Will you be attending a “Fudgepackers Ball” in your regency costume and wig over the weekend ? You degenerate sod. No, I'll be aborting a few kids in my back street clinic and cleaning up the mess with a bible. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: No, I'll be aborting a few kids in my back street clinic and cleaning up the mess with a bible. How old are the children you will be aborting ? So you’re a degenerate homosexual child murderer in regency dress. Compulsory clinic for you soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: How old are the children you will be aborting ? So you’re a degenerate homosexual child murderer in regency dress. Compulsory clinic for you soon... Kill your self immediately you fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't think any man who has spent 100s of posts arguing about the minutiae of ball related fatalities whilst responding to every single criticism with page upon page of hysterical ranting, can accuse anyone else of taking things too seriously. As for adding "hidden content", why not apply it to the entirety of every post you make? We'd all fucking appreciate it. No, no, no! Not the hidden comment attack! What a merciless bastard he truly is. We’re all fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Ape said: No, no, no! Not the hidden comment attack! What a merciless bastard he truly is. We’re all fucked. Don't forget the "giving posts an iron" onslaught. A fucking bellend of Albert Ross proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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