Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: So there’s a difference? Thanks for supplying me with that fascinating information Yank. I really don’t think we need Yanks telling us about the use of the English language and, personally, I don’t give a flying fuck about how shit is printed on a t-shirt. I either buy the fucking thing or I don’t buy the fucking thing. I don’t need some boring cunt telling me how it was put together. Give it a rest Yank. It was a joke, dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I think I should sell up Drew. I've had 3 anglers staying in my gite. What a bunch of moronic cunts, even by British standards. Four hours of listening to their 'we caught nuffink'. If their line tying is as good as their grammar, I'm not surprised. The only high point is that they live in Norfolk, which proves a point. What the fuck is a boilie? Probably what is growing on the end of their minuscule dicks. Smelly cunts. They couldn't have been proper Norfolk otherwise they would have said, " we got nowt, boy!" And in answer to your question, a boilie is a ball of bait mixtures which makes it easier to place on the hook - have you tried to put a maggot on a hook with 6 fingers that are slightly webbed? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: They couldn't have been proper Norfolk otherwise they would have said, " we got nowt, boy!" And in answer to your question, a boilie is a ball of bait mixtures which makes it easier to place on the hook - have you tried to put a maggot on a hook with 6 fingers that are slightly webbed? I find it both disturbing and funny that so many of the corners punters are Norfolk men. There must be something in this? Indecently when you webby and Neil were all at school together did the science teacher bring in his sister or dog to teach the sex education practical? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I find it both disturbing and funny that so many of the corners punters are Norfolk men. There must be something in this? Indecently when you webby and Neil were all at school together did the science teacher bring in his sister or dog to teach the sex education practical? Mine brought in his mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/fashion/even-nike-s-size-16-mannequin-isn-t-safe-from-fat-shamers-1.3920838 I'm going with this since the idea of posting a real fat bird in spandex is sickening to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I find it both disturbing and funny that so many of the corners punters are Norfolk men. There must be something in this? Indecently when you webby and Neil were all at school together did the science teacher bring in his sister or dog to teach the sex education practical? I did my sex education before I attended school,Decs was home schooled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A1200 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 12/10/2019 at 19:19, Ape said: Just do what? Just eat all the fucking pies? Just pick up the ‘phone and order three large Big Mac meals with fully leaded Coke, for home delivery? Just stuff a family-sized pizza down your fucking fat gullet, whilst chuckling over Gogglebox with the other members of the fat cunt family? Just fuck off. If you moved to a more up market area you would be less likely to meet such underclass apparitions. Oh sorry you are one..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you moved to a more up market area you would be less likely to meet such underclass apparitions. Oh sorry you are one..... lol. What, a caravan park with doors on the shower block? lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 17 minutes ago, A1200 said: OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). Simply don't log in. The account will terminate in due course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, A1200 said: OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). Drink bleach you stupid cunt, and lots of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 51 minutes ago, A1200 said: OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). bye and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 5 hours ago, A1200 said: OK I am bored - thanks for the lols - Admins please delete me (I can't seem to self terminate). A1200 sounds more like a vacuum cleaner or a dual carriageway, so it’s probably best you say bye bye. It’s not your real name is it? If it is You could probably get a personalised number plate quite cheaply for your wheelchair or your Stannah stair lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I find it both disturbing and funny that so many of the corners punters are Norfolk men. There must be something in this? Indecently when you webby and Neil were all at school together did the science teacher bring in his sister or dog to teach the sex education practical? I've never understood it, even ProfFuckingB hailed from somewhere in Norfolk, and fucking Jazz ended up in Hemsby. I'm sure there's some sort of deep seated, societal based reason behind it, but fucked if I know. Anyway, I'm fucking off for a few days, make sure it's you and not that cunt Withers who takes the throne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've never understood it, even ProfFuckingB hailed from somewhere in Norfolk, and fucking Jazz ended up in Hemsby. I'm sure there's some sort of deep seated, societal based reason behind it, but fucked if I know. Anyway, I'm fucking off for a few days, make sure it's you and not that cunt Withers who takes the throne. Sardinia isn't it? I hope your nads get sliced off. lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you moved to a more up market area you would be less likely to meet such underclass apparitions. Oh sorry you are one..... lol. Poor old Ape never had a tail rotor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Poor old Ape never had a tail rotor. Recycled quotes from someone better. You're hopeless I hope soon you'll be dead- I stole that from withers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Recycled quotes from someone better. You're hopeless I hope soon you'll be dead- I stole that from withers Good morning Swampy .. are you tree hugging anywhere in Devon today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Good morning Swampy .. are you tree hugging anywhere in Devon today? No but I'll happy come over a nail you to any tree of your choice as long as I can set the cunt on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No but I'll happy come over a nail you to any tree of your choice as long as I can set the cunt on fire "be happy to" come over "and " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: "be happy to" come over "and " You'd be happy if one your fellow trainspotting types "came over" you lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 On 14/10/2019 at 13:16, Stubby Pecker said: You'd be happy if one your fellow trainspotting types "came over" you lol lol You still "platform-ending" at Stroud Swampy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 On 12/10/2019 at 14:19, Ape said: Just do what? Just eat all the fucking pies? Just pick up the ‘phone and order three large Big Mac meals with fully leaded Coke, for home delivery? Just stuff a family-sized pizza down your fucking fat gullet, whilst chuckling over Gogglebox with the other members of the fat cunt family? Just fuck off. Maybe they're just trying to be ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Maybe they're just trying to be ironic. Salty you next to useless twat, being a yank I'm sure you can identify with the subjects of the nomination. Apart from you're lot gunning each other down with the perfectly legal to own assault rifles (not necessarily a bad thing), dying of being fat lazy, lardy gut bucket surely tops the list. When you walk into a super market here the first things us Brits encounter, except for flids like pen collecting for their pre op tranny charity, are the healthy and tasty fruit and veg, thus encouraging the shopper to buy and eat this instead to the less nutritious items further within. I'm guessing to a seppo (seppo is an aussie term for an americunt; sepo=septic tank=yank) "grocery store" its wall to wall twinkies and fried chicken to entice the child like shoppers to put on the standard kilo per month and spend the rest of your money on health care to keep you all pointlessly alive? You people make me sick. The only way you can possibly redeem yourself on this dog turd of site is to; a) admit you yanks are cancer on planet earth, should be expunged from it so the first nations wallahs can get "their" rightful land back b) get over to my excellent cunting through song thread in the superior open corner and make me fucking laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Maybe they're just trying to be ironic. I think it's a case of, 'your t-shirt says UFC, but your body says KFC.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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