Rev Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Fat cunts are too busy horsing down their Boneless Banquets to notice blokes bungee-ing down their uterus. They probably don't even feel us scraping out their Thrush with a saucepan. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: How does one "loose" their virginity you thick divvy twat? Well it's quite clearly a typo cocksucker. Why don't you email the incel gaming community again, and launch another class action lawsuit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Well it's quite clearly a typo cocksucker. Why don't you email the incel gaming community again, and launch another class action lawsuit? No it's quite clearly you're one of the thickest twats on here who's whole output consists of parroting word for word unfunny shit other wankers have already posted, along with sticking your tongue up Decimus' rusty sheriff's badge : Ooh Decs decs! look at me Decs! over here Decs! decs! Look Decs! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: No it's quite clearly you're one of the thickest twats on here who's whole output consists of parroting word for word unfunny shit other wankers have already posted, along with sticking your tongue up Decimus' rusty sheriff's badge : Ooh Decs decs! look at me Decs! over here Decs! decs! Look Decs! 😂 Absolutely dreadful. What the fuck is wrong with you? Infantile wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Absolutely dreadful. What the fuck is wrong with you? Infantile wanker. You're quite possibly the most unfunny load of shit on here, lol fuck off idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: You're quite possibly the most unfunny load of shit on here, lol fuck off idiot. Absolutely dreadful. What the fuck is wrong with you? Infantile wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 What doesn't help is fat fuckers making tv programmes claiming that fat is beautiful and how happy they are to be that way. Never mind that the cunts are costing the nhs millions every fucking year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Absolutely dreadful. What the fuck is wrong with you? Infantile wanker. I'd like you to go the same way as Avicii, i'm not actually sure how Avicii died but i like to imagine he was suspended by his feet from a crane and lowered headfirst into a tank full of hungry Piranhas while he's covered in Daddy's brown sauce and singing 'Wake me up' as he's being lowered in. ✌️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: I'd like you to go the same way as Avicii, i'm not actually sure how Avicii died but i like to imagine he was suspended by his feet from a crane and lowered headfirst into a tank full of hungry Piranhas while he's covered in Daddy's brown sauce and singing 'Wake me up' as he's being lowered in. ✌️ Just the kind of sick fantasy your type would come up with. Weird little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 55 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: No it's quite clearly you're one of the thickest twats on here who's whole output consists of parroting word for word unfunny shit other wankers have already posted, along with sticking your tongue up Decimus' rusty sheriff's badge : Ooh Decs decs! look at me Decs! over here Decs! decs! Look Decs! 😂 Have you recently undergone some kind of brain trauma because you're coming across as a childish wanker who probably still lives at home and spends his disability living allowance on a 300 quid gaming chair Hold on.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: No it's quite clearly you're one of the thickest twats on here who's whole output consists of parroting word for word unfunny shit other wankers have already posted, along with sticking your tongue up Decimus' rusty sheriff's badge : Ooh Decs decs! look at me Decs! over here Decs! decs! Look Decs! 😂 I don't even have to try with you cuntchops. Of your own volition you've provided several both damming and hilariously pitiful facts that have sealed your fate here. Not to worry though your part of the axis of fucking idiocy which welcomes back Albert the Dross. You've chucked the Decs accusation about before, and it was shit the first time. Every quality punter here thinks you're a fucking idiot way out of your depth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 I'm with Gypo here. These blubbernought bastards are a drain on our taxes. When I become emperor, these fucking calorie-laden slab-crackers will be publicly bludgeoned through a bark-stripper, their screaming remains set on fire and the flames put out with a golf shoe. Cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I don't even have to try with you cuntchops. Of your own volition you've provided several both damming and hilariously pitiful facts that have sealed your fate here. Not to worry though your part of the axis of fucking idiocy which welcomes back Albert the Dross. You've chucked the Decs accusation about before, and it was shit the first time. Any quality punter here thinks you're a fucking idiot way out of your depth. Whatever you say poodle boy. What kind of bellend that isn't Michael Douglas or Mick Jagger has a girlfriend 11 years younger than them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Rev said: I'm with Gypo here. These blubbernought bastards are a drain on our taxes. When I become emperor, these fucking calorie-laden slab-crackers will be publicly bludgeoned through a bark-stripper, their screaming remains set on fire and the flames put out with a golf shoe. Cunts. Modern day golf shoes are spikeless (soft spikes). You obviously know nothing about modern day golf and you wouldn’t get into a decent golf club anyway.....you’re too lower class... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: your You're. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I don't even have to try with you cuntchops. Of your own volition you've provided several both damming and hilariously pitiful facts that have sealed your fate here. Not to worry though your part of the axis of fucking idiocy which welcomes back Albert the Dross. You've chucked the Decs accusation about before, and it was shit the first time. Every quality punter here thinks you're a fucking idiot way out of your depth. Anyone who chooses to have this as their profile signature: “If you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat How can you have any meat if you don't beat yer meat?" should be treated with extreme suspicion. Weird little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Whatever you say poodle boy. What kind of bellend that isn't Michael Douglas or Mick Jagger has a girlfriend 11 years younger than them? Obviously a 40 year old bloke who looks after himself, and doesn't live in his parents cellar... I don't like to blow my own trumpet, she does that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Anyone who chooses to have this as their profile signature: “If you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat How can you have any meat if you don't beat yer meat?" should be treated with extreme suspicion. Weird little cunt. Have you been having a good time with your family and friends today Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Anyone who chooses to have this as their profile signature: “If you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat How can you have any meat if you don't beat yer meat?" should be treated with extreme suspicion. Weird little cunt. Indeed, Ape. Not to mention having Gary Glitter as an avatar. The prosecution rests it's case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Modern day golf shoes are spikeless (soft spikes). You obviously know nothing about modern day golf and you wouldn’t get into a decent golf club anyway.....you’re too lower class... lol. Oh fuck, you've cut me to the bone with your rapier-like wit. However, you are correct, I know nothing about golf. It's a game for chinless and gender-fluid poofs. A bit like football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Modern day golf shoes are spikeless (soft spikes). You obviously know nothing about modern day golf and you wouldn’t get into a decent golf club anyway.....you’re too lower class... lol. What's your handicap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's your handicap? His t-cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 11 hours ago, Rev said: I'm with Gypo here. These blubbernought bastards are a drain on our taxes. When I become emperor, these fucking calorie-laden slab-crackers will be publicly bludgeoned through a bark-stripper, their screaming remains set on fire and the flames put out with a golf shoe. Cunts. Pleased to see you are still in circulation. I am staying in Helensburgh this week. I have seen a couple of cheese sarnies, one vaguely Turkish looking cunt, but not a single lemonade. Plenty of corpulent cunts though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 On 24/10/2019 at 14:37, White Cunt said: At the opposite end of the scale (in shrinking numbers) you get the preying mantis Victoria Beckam juniors, equally fucking disgusting. Except that the scrawny bitch has somehow manged to squeeze out four fuckin' kids and, according to some nonsense I read today, the eldest is supposedly the 'most eligible bachelor of 2019' FFS, it's only because of his dad's money, the gormless little faggot is incapable of creating his own wealth, he's never done a days work in his privileged fuckin' life, cunt! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Joker said: FFS, it's only because of his dad's money, the gormless little faggot is incapable of creating his own wealth, he's never done a days work in his privileged fuckin' life, cunt! Elephants are so hard to take a photo of because they are big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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