Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah. I typed the bit you quoted into Google and nothing came up. Sadly, they've also edited out the little red van in the distant background of the climactic battle. What about the Land Rover in Lawrence of Arabia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: What about the Land Rover in Lawrence of Arabia? I didn't know about that one. I think the most famous accidental anachronism was the coke can, which could be seen falling out of a chariot in Ben Hur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't know about that one. I think the most famous accidental anachronism was the coke can, which could be seen falling out of a chariot in Ben Hur. Not sure if its Ben Hur or Gladiator but one of the spectators in the colluseum was wearing sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't know about that one. I think the most famous accidental anachronism was the coke can, which could be seen falling out of a chariot in Ben Hur. One to watch out for is Lady Penelope’s skirt falling open in the back of her pink Roller, revealing a 9” cock and a very impressive pair of clinkers. Parker is having a crafty eyeful in the rear view mirror and comments “Whoops M’Lady”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah. I typed the bit you quoted into Google and nothing came up. Sadly, they've also edited out the little red van in the distant background of the climactic battle. Little red van? It weren't Neil's Bedford Rascal was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Little red van? It weren't Neil's Bedford Rascal was it? Dunno. It was too far away to see if there was a dead prostitute in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I get the Telegraph and the F.T daily and on Sunday I get the Sunday Times and the Observer for some balance.... I also have periodicals delivered....The Spectator,Golf Monthly, Country Life, the Cheshire Magazine, Private Eye and the Investor’s Chronicle. Which newspapers do you have delivered ? Have you been to see the new film about Judy Garland yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you been to see the new film about Judy Garland yet? He’s got Rocket Man, Bohemian Rhapsody and Brokeback Mountain on DVD. The dirt box set. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you been to see the new film about Judy Garland yet? (S)he went dressed up as Judy to the premiere, complete with ruby slippers and a stuffed Toto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 43 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: (S)he went dressed up as Judy to the premiere, complete with ruby slippers and a stuffed Toto. Good evening Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: (S)he went dressed up as Judy to the premiere, complete with ruby slippers and a stuffed Toto. And immediately stole the Tinman's oil can. To lubricate the things he puts up his arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you been to see the new film about Judy Garland yet? No. Is it about traveller paedophilia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No. Is it about traveller paedophilia? Why do you ask? A bizarre question if ever I heard one. Strange little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And immediately stole the Tinman's oil can. To lubricate the things he puts up his arse. It was 3 in one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ape said: Why do you ask? A bizarre question if ever I heard one. Strange little cunt. How are you Ape .. is everything OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: A bit cryptic I guess... Its from the deleted scene (since restored) from "Spartacus" where the bisexual Crassus is sounding out Antonius as to which way he leans. Despite the hidden meanings, the scene still didn't get past the original censors. Olivier probably had it written into his contract that he could do Tony Curtis up the shitter whilst Kirk Douglas wanked over them @Earl of Punkape has recreated this deleted scene many times, playing all the roles in rotation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: No. Is it about traveller paedophilia? You strange little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 On 25/10/2019 at 22:56, Eric Cuntman said: Do you like gladiator movies? I seem to remember me taking the piss out of you for using the wannabe Yank term “movies” and you crying like a girl and denying you ever used that word. Gotcha Hardman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 On 26/10/2019 at 05:29, Earl of Punkape said: I get the Telegraph and the F.T daily and on Sunday I get the Sunday Times and the Observer for some balance.... I also have periodicals delivered....The Spectator,Golf Monthly, Country Life, the Cheshire Magazine, Private Eye and the Investor’s Chronicle. Which newspapers do you have delivered ? No Catholic Herald on this list, Punky? I’m shocked. I would suggest you get on your knees in front of Father McFeeley immediately and beg forgiveness. The penance will I imagine be something suitable like hoovering Rusk crumbs from his cassock or hiding an Armalite for a big fella from County Wicklow. I’m surprised your fantasy golf mates would be seen dead with a Papist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: I seem to remember me taking the piss out of you for using the wannabe Yank term “movies” and you crying like a girl and denying you ever used that word. Gotcha Hardman! Pictures, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 15 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: No. Is it about traveller paedophilia? You utter fucking spastic. Typical catholic response. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself, sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: I seem to remember me taking the piss out of you for using the wannabe Yank term “movies” and you crying like a girl and denying you ever used that word. Gotcha Hardman! You would be correct. If what I said wasn't a direct quote from Peter Graves as the Pervy pilot from 'Airplane'*. But it was. So fuck off. *aeroplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You would be correct. If what I said wasn't a direct quote from Peter Graves as the Pervy pilot from 'Airplane' "Joey, you like movies about gladiators?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" Scraps certainly does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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