Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's probably found some statistics which prove that baseball bats are used in more gay sex games in Florida than cricket bats, and is desperate to share them. Why, oh fucking why, wasn't he in Pulse that fateful night? Why oh why wasn't that ICBM that was 'accidentally' launched at Florida by the Royal Navy a couple of years ago a live warhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 The best one was him trying to convince everyone(more himself really) that Britain was this bleak, Dickensian dystopia with "crumbling soot covered buildings" stuck in the victorian era and claiming the least Cyberpunk place on earth Florida was cyberpunk. Oh and the Yew Ese apparently being more technologically advanced than us or something. Insecure as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It was puerile cry-baby stuff. Anyway suffice to say he's just made another attempt - clearly a lonely git who has rejection issues, no doubt he stalks former partners who dumped him. His IP has now been blocked which means he can only access The Corner from public hot spots or via "free" proxies. Good. No doubt his device will be infected by a virus or a juicy piece of malware. You do know you're probably going to be responsible for the next mass shooting over there now? Cunt is going to go all Marvin John Heemayer on his mobility scooter and terrorise his trailer park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 I'd like to think the desperate cunt will indeed log in from some hideous shopping mall or more probably a Maccy D's in the desert one last time and be able to read these farewell messages.Salty,You and you alone stopped me logging in on a regular basis as i just couldn't face having to read copious amounts of your name calling schoolyard antics,"you're a bellend" "It takes one to know one" "You're so fat you were born on the 21st,22nd and 23rd of july"..."No,you're fat,Na na na na na na. Absolute fucking yanky doodle dandy shit.I can only hope that your gelatinous arteries give up on your heart and nature puts you out of your own misery.You have a nice day now y'all 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: @Salty Piss Flap I know that you are a serial last word merchant, and that every single dig made about you used to cut to your core, hence your pathological need to respond every time. That's why I'm going to enjoy saying this so much as you sit there seething impotently with no way to respond: You were without doubt, the worst poster that this site has ever seen. You clearly thought that you were some sort of comedy genius, yet your style revolved around posting unoriginal memes, gifs and variations of "I know you are, but what am I?" Despite being a pensioner, your obsession with schoolyard gay insults and tantrums gave you a sense of humour more associated with a ten year old. You never made me laugh, not once. You were told numerous times your sense of humour was shit to non existent by at least a dozen members, so there's your proof that you're not anywhere near as funny as you think you are. You also thought that you were an intellectual powerhouse and declared victory in every debate you had. The fact is, you lost every single one, and quite badly, and were told this by every member who ventured an opinion on the outcome of your latest bore bitch fest. On top of that, you originally made out that you were some sort of Adonis, but then, being the thickest cunt this site has ever known, revealed that you weighed over 240lbs with a body mass index that put you in the morbidly obese range. You will forever be remembered as a thick, grossly fat, American wanker who wasn't in the least bit funny and who could have lost an argument in an empty room. The fact that you are so pathetically desperate to get back on to a site where everybody despises you speaks volumes about what a sad, miserable existence you must lead. All the best, Decimus. You forgot “Merry Christmas”, which is most uncouth of you. Punky will be furious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: The best one was him trying to convince everyone(more himself really) that Britain was this bleak, Dickensian dystopia with "crumbling soot covered buildings" stuck in the victorian era and claiming the least Cyberpunk place on earth Florida was cyberpunk. Oh and the Yew Ese apparently being more technologically advanced than us or something. Insecure as fuck. That's Catford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Post Removed Reptyle, we've always been the very best of mates, so I have to warn you Admin is cracking down on the high slagging off/low traditional cunting material. Behave. You've been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 20 hours ago, Roadkill said: Reptyle, we've always been the very best of mates, so I have to warn you Admin is cracking down on the high slagging off/low traditional cunting material. Behave. You've been warned. I noticed the cunt, iron and sad reaction buttons have been removed too, what a pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 32 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I noticed the cunt, iron and sad reaction buttons have been removed too, what a pile of shit. Fucking hell, I hadn't noticed that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Post Removed Reported for acrimony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 57 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hell, I hadn't noticed that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hell, I hadn't noticed that... If you don’t mind Old Chap, perhaps you could moderate your language. Times have changed on Cunts Corner. And I trust you are wearing a tie and your hair is neat and tidy. There’s a good chap. Hugs and kisses. KB 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 This website is fucking shit. Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Barneycunt said: This website is fucking shit. Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out. Set yourself on fire as you're doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Barneycunt said: This website is fucking shit. Goodbye. Oh please don't go, I promise we can change. What are you terms? We'll do anything to keep you here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Barneycunt said: This website is fucking shit. Goodbye. You do realise you won't get your subscription back, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Barneycunt said: This website is fucking shit. Goodbye. Who the fuck was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out. Set yourself on fire as you're doing it. Technically, he is still a new member, and your comment is acrimonious. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Technically, he is still a new member, and your comment is acrimonious. Reported. A French sticking up for a blatant foot fetishist? How refreshing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Technically, he is still a new member, and your comment is acrimonious. Reported. Stop goggling words. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: If you don’t mind Old Chap, perhaps you could moderate your language. Times have changed on Cunts Corner. And I trust you are wearing a tie and your hair is neat and tidy. There’s a good chap. Hugs and kisses. KB What in all that's holy has happened to the Corner Bill? Fuck me, I get a two week ban for a worthy cause, and the place has turned into fucking Mumsnet. Withers has now resorted to grassing for acrimony offences, (about what I'd expect from him) Francis has been permanently banished, (the one trick cocksucker cunt) and the Septic has finally been deleted. I've a feeling I'll be spending a lot more time in the open corner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: What in all that's holy has happened to the Corner Bill? Fuck me, I get a two week ban for a worthy cause, and the place has turned into fucking Mumsnet. Withers has now resorted to grassing for acrimony offences, (about what I'd expect from him) Francis has been permanently banished, (the one trick cocksucker cunt) and the Septic has finally been deleted. I've a feeling I'll be spending a lot more time in the open corner. You can't cunt or iron, either. Can't even use the weird sad emoji. You can only like or shut the fuck up. Stalin would be proud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: What in all that's holy has happened to the Corner Bill? Fuck me, I get a two week ban for a worthy cause, and the place has turned into fucking Mumsnet. Withers has now resorted to grassing for acrimony offences, (about what I'd expect from him) Francis has been permanently banished, (the one trick cocksucker cunt) and the Septic has finally been deleted. I've a feeling I'll be spending a lot more time in the open corner. This has happened before, The Open Corner was created because myself and four others couldn't stop calling other members nonces, beasts, cunts, spastics etc etc so Proper kindly provided us a place where we could be vile to each other. I'm happy to spend my time down in the slums resorting to lowest common denominator insults as long as others will join me. What happened before is that everyone ended up down there because no one was posting up here so it made little difference to me overall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: What in all that's holy has happened to the Corner Bill? Fuck me, I get a two week ban for a worthy cause, and the place has turned into fucking Mumsnet. Withers has now resorted to grassing for acrimony offences, (about what I'd expect from him) Francis has been permanently banished, (the one trick cocksucker cunt) and the Septic has finally been deleted. I've a feeling I'll be spending a lot more time in the open corner. Yes Major the corner is now mumsnet lite sowords like cocksucker are strictly verboten. We wouldn’t want any of the new mums (or dads or non gender specific parents) to read such profanity and undo the marvellous changes that have been made since you’ve been away at that business conference. ( Shhh... there’s no cooler anymore. It’s called the naughty step now.) Isn't it absolutely marvellous? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: I noticed the cunt, iron and sad reaction buttons have been removed too, what a pile of shit. Well, that's gonna seriously fuck your predictable a-game. On another note, why have you suddenly turned on the Septic? It was only a fortnight ago that you him and uber cunt Frank attempted a fruitless pincer movement. One that I defeated with ease I hasten to add. For the record Reptile, I was coming down from a serious bender, so you can take this as an apology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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