Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Weren't the Lancia Delta Integrales so rust prone they eventually had to stop selling them in the UK and in right hand drive due to complaints? The Beta was the nail in Lancia's coffin. Delta Integrale are keenly preserved by enthusiasts and prized by collectors. They did rust like bastards though. Just not as badly as Beta coupes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Beta was the nail in Lancia's coffin. Delta Integrale are keenly preserved by enthusiasts and prized by collectors. They did rust like bastards though. Just not as badly as Beta coupes. It seemed par for the course for old Italian and French(shit) cars then again some British cars were renown for being rust buckets too in the BL era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: It seemed par for the course for old Italian and French(shit) cars then again some British cars were renown for being rust buckets too in the BL era. Lancia is part of the FIAT group, which stands for “Feex eet again Tony” in Italian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 10/03/2020 at 00:14, Monumental cunt said: Birds football is a fucking joke... Birds? They're a bunch of ugly lezzers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Birds? They're a bunch of ugly lezzers. The wimmins England team captain was asked the other night after they got beat by Spain whether Coronavirus precautions ie playing in an empty stadium had affected their performance? “ Not at all” she replied. “ The spectator ban don’t start till next week, and we’re shit anyway.” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 10:40, King Billy said: The wimmins England team captain was asked the other night after they got beat by Spain whether Coronavirus precautions ie playing in an empty stadium had affected their performance? “ Not at all” she replied. “ The spectator ban don’t start till next week, and we’re shit anyway.” Birds football is always played in empty stadiums.....average league gate is less than 1500. Fucking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 01:22, Monumental cunt said: Birds football is always played in empty stadiums.....average league gate is less than 1500. Fucking joke. 'Birds' rugby are getting 11000 gates in some matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Birds' rugby are getting 11000 gates in some matches. 11,000 tons of lesbo tuskers more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: 11,000 tons of lesbo tuskers more like I go and I'm not a tusker. Nor am I a lesbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I go and I'm not a tusker. Nor am I a lesbo. That's exactly what a lesbo tusker would say! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I go and I'm not a tusker. Nor am I a lesbo. Let's hope you don't get squashed or fisted rotten against your will then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let's hope you don't get squashed or fisted rotten against your will then Who's Will? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 20/03/2020 at 20:26, camberwell gypsy said: 'Birds' rugby are getting 11000 gates in some matches. Fuck off...1100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 20/03/2020 at 22:15, camberwell gypsy said: I go and I'm not a tusker. Nor am I a lesbo. Why don’t you watch men? You’re obviously a carpet muncher.. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why don’t you watch men? You’re obviously a carpet muncher.. lol. Well I've got one over on you then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 20/03/2020 at 20:26, camberwell gypsy said: 'Birds' rugby are getting 11000 gates in some matches. Nothing more than the morbid curiosity of fat northern homemakers who have been permitted to leave the cooker while the husband is fishing. 'Ave you erd abowt them girls that do roogbey'. The previous evening she was punched to oblivion because she let his pie filling cool to an inadequate temperature and he'd had 37 pints on his way home from the shed. This is the north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Nothing more than the morbid curiosity of fat northern homemakers who have been permitted to leave the cooker while the husband is fishing. 'Ave you erd abowt them girls that do roogbey'. The previous evening she was punched to oblivion because she let his pie filling cool to an inadequate temperature and he'd had 37 pints on his way home from the shed. This is the north. Excluding Cheshire obviously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 9 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: The previous evening she was punched to oblivion because she let his pie filling cool to an inadequate temperature and he'd had 37 pints on his way home from the shed. This is the north 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Excluding Cheshire obviously Obviously. For Cheshire read 37 pints of spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 11 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Nothing more than the morbid curiosity of fat northern homemakers who have been permitted to leave the cooker while the husband is fishing. 'Ave you erd abowt them girls that do roogbey'. The previous evening she was punched to oblivion because she let his pie filling cool to an inadequate temperature and he'd had 37 pints on his way home from the shed. This is the north. Well these northern fat homemakers travel well, considering that the matches are "Down in dat dere Loondon' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well these northern fat homemakers travel well, considering that the matches are "Down in dat dere Loondon' The lezzers are moderately less hairy in the south Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 12:40, Cuntybaws said: Pictures speak louder than words, so I’ve chosen Gareth “Chimp” Bale and Ellen White as the exemplars of this abject form of fuckwittery. (Yes, I know, women’s football isn’t a proper sport, but as it was just International Women’s Day and the removal of the “tampon tax” is imminent, why not, eh?) You’ll notice the absence of that skeletal Somalian chancer Farah, as he does not deserve the oxygen of further publicity. (The only time I’d give that cunt oxygen is if he was actually on fire.) I blame Harvey Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 20:40, Cuntybaws said: Pictures speak louder than words, so I’ve chosen Gareth “Chimp” Bale and Ellen White as the exemplars of this abject form of fuckwittery. (Yes, I know, women’s football isn’t a proper sport, but as it was just International Women’s Day and the removal of the “tampon tax” is imminent, why not, eh?) You’ll notice the absence of that skeletal Somalian chancer Farah, as he does not deserve the oxygen of further publicity. (The only time I’d give that cunt oxygen is if he was actually on fire.) So what sign do we all have to learn now Gareth is moving back to White Hart Lane? I’m going to suggest it’s a 21st Century version of Loadsamoney. I’m sure @Cuntybawsis delighted to have Mr Bale back, he’s on record as a huge fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So what sign do we all have to learn now Gareth is moving back to White Hart Lane? I’m going to suggest it’s a 21st Century version of Loadsamoney. I’m sure @Cuntybawsis delighted to have Mr Bale back, he’s on record as a huge fan. The Welsh are not my favourite nationality - but then again, who is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Welsh are not my favourite nationality - but then again, who is? Bawsey, give the indigenous Ni-Vanuatu people a try. They really like Jocks, especially with taro and yams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The Welsh are not my favourite nationality - but then again, who is? Paula Yate was born in Colwyn Bay .. does that make a difference to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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