Neil Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 More like fucking hand relief, multi millionaires guilt tripping sheeple to part with their hard earned wonga.Fuck off you jug eared cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 soon I'd acquired acres and acres of chickpeas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, Neil said: More like fucking hand relief, multi millionaires guilt tripping sheeple to part with their hard earned wonga.Fuck off you jug eared cunt. I’ve just sent an envelope with some cash inside. All the notes came from my local Chinese takeaway as change from a £50 note. It’s now closed due to illness, according to a sign on the door.I sent it to jug ears home address so he’ll at least pick it up for a good look at it, even if he’s suspicious of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'm all for helping fucked up folks, but why do I have to be told all about it by the woke wankers society. All the absolute cunts have made an appearance, paddy McGuiness, Beckham, Orlando Bloom. The teeth on show are suspiciously shiny and I feel very uneasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I'm all for helping fucked up folks, but why do I have to be told all about it by the woke wankers society. All the absolute cunts have made an appearance, paddy McGuiness, Beckham, Orlando Bloom. The teeth on show are suspiciously shiny and I feel very uneasy. Has anyone thought to phone Jackie Chan. If any cunt can stop this virus bollocks it’s JC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Has anyone thought to phone Jackie Chan. If any cunt can stop this virus bollocks it’s JC. Interesting. How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Interesting. How? Easy. Some kicking and punching and all that sort of thing. ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 When I hear the words "Sport Relief" I always flash on a women's beach volleyball team taking turns to give me a sloppy blowjob. Mmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just switched channels and Ed Sheeran is begging for donations.Really? The world is in meltdown. No one knows if they’re gonna have a job at best or be dead at worst soon. It took me 10 seconds to find that he’s worth around £160 million at 28 years old and his current world tour is projected to make him the richest music star ever in the next 2 years. OK ginger. How about you just fuck right off you cunt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: More like fucking hand relief, multi millionaires guilt tripping sheeple to part with their hard earned wonga.Fuck off you jug eared cunt. Sport relief, comedy relief, children in need, et al....Giant steaming pile o shit, I'm relieved when the current wankfest is over,.trouble is, It's only a few weeks to the next one. Right, I'm off for a massive shit, now there's a true relief scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'm watching the Slipknot documentary on BBC4. It's nice to know sanity still exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: Just switched channels and Ed Sheeran is begging for donations.Really? The world is in meltdown. No one knows if they’re gonna have a job at best or be dead at worst soon. It took me 10 seconds to find that he’s worth around £160 million at 28 years old and his current world tour is projected to make him the richest music star ever in the next 2 years. OK ginger. How about you just fuck right off you cunt? Fucking obscene. How much did the sheeple donate tonight? I bet it weren't even a 3rd of the cunts wealth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Just switched channels and Ed Sheeran is begging for donations.Really? The world is in meltdown. No one knows if they’re gonna have a job at best or be dead at worst soon. It took me 10 seconds to find that he’s worth around £160 million at 28 years old and his current world tour is projected to make him the richest music star ever in the next 2 years. OK ginger. How about you just fuck right off you cunt? Meanwhile, Bill Gates announced his retirement. It may have something to do with the virus, though an explanation was not given. From tomorrow on, he will be directing the cunt “foundation” from some remote space station orbiting Mars, Venus or the Pleiades. Musk is there already, prepping up a warm welcome for Bill, waving a big “aliens go home” flag, to discourage nosy neighbours from crashing the party and abducting vips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Easy. Some kicking and punching and all that sort of thing. ffs. I'll be egging on the virus, just for fucking rush hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, BuggerLugs said: Sport relief, comedy relief, children in need, et al....Giant steaming pile o shit, I'm relieved when the current wankfest is over,.trouble is, It's only a few weeks to the next one. Right, I'm off for a massive shit, now there's a true relief scenario. It's a right pile o wank luggsy. All that cash straight to the third world so they can afford to pay the smugglers for a wilkos inflatable and breed a dozen rat kids What times we live in old chum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: Young Hewitt and Meghan have booked a couple of one way, first class tickets. Uncle Andrew will be looking after Archie. Isn’t Canada in a full lockdown? They may be trapped there, interstellar or not, moose lovers won’t launch them till they get paid first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Rylan cunting Clark,Tom cunting Allen,knob jockey overload!...coupled with Emma Willis doing her best Max Headroom animations......M-m-m-minger.A true shitfest.Most of the money will be siphoned away by greedy corporate wankers and what does reach umbongo will probably be enough to plant a couple of rice plants.Still,as long as its achieved it's real target,making multi millionaires feel smug about themselves because of their input(no doubt for a fee) the selfish,ivory towered cuntsticks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Just switched channels and Ed Sheeran is begging for donations.Really? The world is in meltdown. No one knows if they’re gonna have a job at best or be dead at worst soon. It took me 10 seconds to find that he’s worth around £160 million at 28 years old and his current world tour is projected to make him the richest music star ever in the next 2 years. OK ginger. How about you just fuck right off you cunt? All that cash and the tight cunt still doesn't buy any hair dye. Ginger tosser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm watching the Slipknot documentary on BBC4. It's nice to know sanity still exists. Corey Taylor has more talent in his right bollock than those cunts on last nights shitfest, Pussywailing Dolls my arse! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: Rylan cunting Clark,Tom cunting Allen,knob jockey overload!...coupled with Emma Willis doing her best Max Headroom animations......M-m-m-minger.A true shitfest.Most of the money will be siphoned away by greedy corporate wankers and what does reach umbongo will probably be enough to plant a couple of rice plants.Still,as long as its achieved it's real target,making multi millionaires feel smug about themselves because of their input(no doubt for a fee) the selfish,ivory towered cuntsticks. How about offering your services next year for ‘RAPE RELIEF’ Neil? where you could terrorise all the celebrity arsewipes who’ve made a career out of these abominable begathons and fuck the living daylights out of them until they give up every penny they have, and then bury the fucking lot of them in a mass grave in the woods with a JCB sprayed the same colour as your van. I’d watch that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 hours ago, King Billy said: How about offering your services next year for ‘RAPE RELIEF’ Neil? where you could terrorise all the celebrity arsewipes who’ve made a career out of these abominable begathons and fuck the living daylights out of them until they give up every penny they have, and then bury the fucking lot of them in a mass grave in the woods with a JCB sprayed the same colour as your van. I’d watch that. Naa. Colour coordination is so last year. It's like matching shoes with a handbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Naa. Colour coordination is so last year. It's like matching shoes with a handbag. You’re right WC. Colour coordination is about as common now as seeing a white girl with a white baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 6 hours ago, King Billy said: How about offering your services next year for ‘RAPE RELIEF’ Neil? where you could terrorise all the celebrity arsewipes who’ve made a career out of these abominable begathons and fuck the living daylights out of them until they give up every penny they have, and then bury the fucking lot of them in a mass grave in the woods with a JCB sprayed the same colour as your van. I’d watch that. It could have special episodes of tv programmes: Only Fools and Rapists Last of the summer rhohypnol Are you being chloroformed Drop the dead prozzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It could have special episodes of tv programmes: Only Fools and Rapists Last of the summer rhohypnol Are you being chloroformed Drop the dead prozzie Whores under the hammer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Whores under the hammer I think you'll find most are under the patio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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