White Cunt Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 Just as expected, the old hag and her convoy of inbreds, servants and useful sycophants, are leaving Londinium for pastures new, leaving peasants to scrap over of what’s left over, wearing protective brown paper bags and keeling over on back lawns and hospitals’ corridors. We are all in it together, in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Just as expected, the old hag and her convoy of inbreds, servants and useful sycophants, are leaving Londinium for pastures new, leaving peasants to scrap over of what’s left over, wearing protective brown paper bags and keeling over on back lawns and hospitals’ corridors. We are all in it together, in it? I wonder if it will see Phil off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Just as expected, the old hag and her convoy of inbreds, servants and useful sycophants, are leaving Londinium for pastures new, leaving peasants to scrap over of what’s left over, wearing protective brown paper bags and keeling over on back lawns and hospitals’ corridors. We are all in it together, in it? That's not a nice way of describing her. What's Pen ever done to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: Just as expected, the old hag and her convoy of inbreds, servants and useful sycophants, are leaving Londinium for pastures new, leaving peasants to scrap over of what’s left over, wearing protective brown paper bags and keeling over on back lawns and hospitals’ corridors. We are all in it together, in it? The current situation is ruining my golfing calendar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 35 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The current situation is ruining my golfing calendar... How is your church congregation doing, Punks? Any deserters? I hear the catholics have suspended all activities, but you are still welcome to lend a hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: How is your church congregation doing, Punks? Any deserters? I hear the catholics have suspended all activities, but you are still welcome to lend a hand... How the hell are all those horny priests going to get their dose of choir boys arse? Next thing you know they'll insist the sheep parents send their kids to church for quarantine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: How the hell are all those horny priests going to get their dose of choir boys arse? Next thing you know they'll insist the sheep parents send their kids to church for quarantine Father Murphy will be very busy. ”Right now young fella.... Let’s have those shorts down and I’ll have you vaccinated before you can say HOLY SHIT!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: How is your church congregation doing, Punks? Any deserters? I hear the catholics have suspended all activities, but you are still welcome to lend a hand... We were missing a lot of the elderly congregation and no wine was served at communion. We said a prayer however for the confused and feeble minded...such as yourself... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: We were missing a lot of the elderly congregation and no wine was served at communion. We said a prayer however for the confused and feeble minded...such as yourself... Wine in church is fully reserved for the priest performing the ritual of Wine -- Christ’s blood allegory. Pay attention next time, your alcoholic cravings are playing tricks with what’s left of your “mind. Repent. Join AA (not the car breakdown service) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Wine in church is fully reserved for the priest performing the ritual of Wine -- Christ’s blood allegory. Pay attention next time, your alcoholic cravings are playing tricks with what’s left of your “mind. Repent. Join AA (not the car breakdown service) A.A.....Arsehole Alert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: A.A.....Arsehole Alert He has a watch for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I wonder if it will see Phil off? Probably not, but a four hours blow job in the sanctuary of a remote castle might do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I wonder if it will see Phil off? Schofield? A mild gust of wind would see that sausage clencher off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 hours ago, White Cunt said: Wine in church is fully reserved for the priest performing the ritual of Wine -- Christ’s blood allegory. Pay attention next time, your alcoholic cravings are playing tricks with what’s left of your “mind. Repent. Join AA (not the car breakdown service) I don't think a bunch of deluded pederasts indulging in their ritual cannibalism is representative of the general population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Father Murphy will be very busy. ”Right now young fella.... Let’s have those shorts down and I’ll have you vaccinated before you can say HOLY SHIT!!” "I don't like needles, father". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The current situation is ruining my golfing calendar.. Can't you get any toilet roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Every cloud has a silver lining. It turns out that Dirty Harry has been wallowing with infected lot and spreading it around. For the lack of leper’s prison to put the blighter in and the small fact that he quickly scampered back to Moose Land, the queen had her servants run her a Lysol bath In another, less infected castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 19:37, Earl of Punkape said: The current situation is ruining my golfing calendar... It’s shocking isn’t it Pretend Posh Boy? I played a couple of rounds at Penha Longa Atlantico last week and I nearly got my first ever hole in one. Nine fucking inches away! It’s amazing the difference nine inches makes, don’t you agree PPB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 17:02, White Cunt said: Just as expected, the old hag and her convoy of inbreds, servants and useful sycophants, are leaving Londinium for pastures new, leaving peasants to scrap over of what’s left over, wearing protective brown paper bags and keeling over on back lawns and hospitals’ corridors. We are all in it together, in it? Bob Hope entertaining GIs based in Britain in the run up to D Day: "I was back in the States last week. Remember the States? That's where Churchill lives" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Bob Hope entertaining GIs based in Britain in the run up to D Day: "I was back in the States last week. Remember the States? That's where Churchill lives" Eltham born arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eltham born arsehole Eltham born 'unfunny' arsehole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eltham born arsehole Fuck Stephen Lawrence and his freeloading cunt of a mother. One less pimp/dealer in the world. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck Stephen Lawrence and his freeloading cunt of a mother Not my idea of a threesome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not my idea of a threesome. Although I bet Neil would regard it as prime fodder for a creative session one wet Saturday afternoon, when this hideousness is all behind us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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