Rev Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 This too fat to fucking breathe, mis-shapen, fuck-ugly, cunt like a ripped-out fireplace, talent-resistant Blubberella sow needs to retire from public life. She's stuffed that many calories down her fucking neck, her anal prolapse must look like a burst boxing glove. I'd set this fucking land-whale on fire it weren't for all the Greenpeace lesbians and beardy cock-snorkeling lefties whining about the catastrophic damage the fumes would cause on several continents. I want her dead. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Rev said: This too fat to fucking breathe, mis-shapen, fuck-ugly, cunt like a ripped-out fireplace, talent-resistant Blubberella sow needs to retire from public life. She's stuffed that many calories down her fucking neck, her anal prolapse must look like a burst boxing glove. I'd set this fucking land-whale on fire it weren't for all the Greenpeace lesbians and beardy cock-snorkeling lefties whining about the catastrophic damage the fumes would cause on several continents. I want her dead. Fucking brilliant. Like an amalgam of Percy Shelley and Jerry Sadowitz.. Denizens of this incurable nest of cunts.. I give you The Rev. Simply the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Rev said: This too fat to fucking breathe, mis-shapen, fuck-ugly, cunt like a ripped-out fireplace, talent-resistant Blubberella sow needs to retire from public life. She's stuffed that many calories down her fucking neck, her anal prolapse must look like a burst boxing glove. I'd set this fucking land-whale on fire it weren't for all the Greenpeace lesbians and beardy cock-snorkeling lefties whining about the catastrophic damage the fumes would cause on several continents. I want her dead. You forgot to mention the stench, Rev. I suspect she’d have feet like week old Dairylea, a cunt like Grimsby Docks in July, and a gorgeous band of moist fungus beneath her flabby tits with a distinct whiff of Marmite. Really stays in the nostrils that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Looks like she overdid it with the liposuction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Looks like she overdid it with the liposuction. Punch a hole and you could wear her as a poncho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Looks like she overdid it with the liposuction. Fucking hell, she looks like Björk's mannequin after the remnants bin at Madame Tussauds caught fire. THAT'S why you shouldn't stuff a shit-ton of cakes down your greedy fucking pie-hole in the first place. At least her gammon hangers will keep her ankles warm in the cruel northern winter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, she looks like Björk's mannequin after the remnants bin at Madame Tussauds caught fire. THAT'S why you shouldn't stuff a shit-ton of cakes down your greedy fucking pie-hole in the first place. At least her gammon hangers will keep her ankles warm in the cruel northern winter. She could also accommodate at least two homeless people withing the folds of the saggy arse growing out of her lower abdomen. I bet it smells week old puke in there though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Not a clue who this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, she looks like Björk's mannequin after the remnants bin at Madame Tussauds caught fire. THAT'S why you shouldn't stuff a shit-ton of cakes down your greedy fucking pie-hole in the first place. At least her gammon hangers will keep her ankles warm in the cruel northern winter. Indeed, Mr B. I suspect her sweaty drapes are much like an old laundry bag stuffed with curdled and rather gamy honeycomb tripe. The fucking sea-hag probably lactates pure beef dripping after her breakfast pint of lasagne. Let's arrange her sudden death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 13/04/2020 at 12:04, camberwell gypsy said: Not a clue who this is. She used to front prime-time ITV family show YBF, an acronym of 'You Big Fatty'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Is she related to Rachel Riley ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: Is she related to Rachael Riley ? Who the fuck is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Looks like she overdid it with the liposuction. Neil would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Neil would. Neil would what... skin it and re-cover his rape mattress? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Neil would what... skin it and re-cover his rape mattress? Cut some of that excess skin to make some chamois squares so he can give the rape van a wash now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 Vagisil… DWF doesn't exfoliate with anything less. Not that it removes the chaps from his lips. For those, he swears by gargles of Preparation H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Gregory, portrait of a serial nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gregory, portrait of a serial nutter. I think you mean cereal butter. It anoints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Twins? Lisa and Lily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. If you said that in a Scottish accent it rhymes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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