Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not big enough Do you still have that Amazon Fire or did that ointment I sent sort it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off, bucket-cunt. Come on Ape you can do better that that .. use one of your choppers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 23:13, Mrs Roops said: Brilliance not required, just plenty of stamina, a high pain threshold and mental toughness. Oh yeah, and no spandex like wot you mountain bikers wear which looks a bit gay. Bullshit never happened. Mrs Roops full-time mother, venture capitalist, 24/7 moderator, polymath and now runs mountains like an Ibex. The sort of cunt that probably says they got every question right on last weeks University Challenge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 14 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve always imagined Roops to have a big beaver. A massive, cavernous beaver. It probably builds it's own dam once a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Bullshit never happened. Mrs Roops full-time mother, venture capitalist, 24/7 moderator, polymath and now runs mountains like an Ibex. The sort of cunt that probably says they got every question right on last weeks University Challenge. Unbearable fantasist pain in the arse sums her up for me. Her bloke if he even exists must be the daftest and most desperate cunt ever born to put up with its constant narcissistic bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: It probably builds it's own dam once a month. Those days are long gone Major. The only blood down there for many a year is from the regular kicks in the cunt she undoubtedly receives if she talks the same shit to people in public. Fucking dried up old crone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Only you Ape, is capable of being so assertively limp... are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: Her bloke if he even exists must be the daftest and most desperate cunt ever born to put up with its constant narcissistic bullshit. True but in my defence she is as dirty as a dogs bum, once you try taff you never go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: are. You may want to read this. Tell us it ain't so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 56 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It probably builds it's own dam once a month. but only when there's an "R" in the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 54 minutes ago, Eddie said: True but in my defence she is as dirty as a dogs bum, once you try taff you never go back. You missed a glorious chance there to rhyme "taff" with "spaff". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 36 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You may want to read this. Tell us it ain't so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 39 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: but only when there's an "R" in the month. There was a cricketer who played for Surrey and England called Graham Roop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There was a cricketer who played for Surrey and England called Graham Roop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Is that for gorgeous dusky wimmin who want to turn into ginger haired pasty faced hags? Foreword by Catherine Tate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There was a cricketer who played for Surrey and England called Graham Roop always batting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that for gorgeous dusky wimmin who want to turn into ginger haired pasty faced hags? Foreword by Catherine Tate. She doesn't stand a chance on Dragons Den with her latest load of old tosh. Deborah Meadon will take one look at her and rip her to shreds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: She doesn't stand a chance on Dragons Den with her latest load of old tosh. Deborah Meadon will take one look at her and rip her to shreds. I dont watch it. I don't watch up their own arses, arrogant millionaire business people. When I listen to gobshites like Meadon and Brady I somehow yearn for communism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dont watch it. I don't watch up their own arses, arrogant millionaire business people. When I listen to gobshites like Meadon and Brady I somehow yearn for communism Not sure how long you’d last if your lot pitched up your caravans in Tianenmen Square. I can’t see Winnie the Pooh waiting for a court order Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dont watch it. I don't watch up their own arses, arrogant millionaire business people. When I listen to gobshites like Meadon and Brady I somehow yearn for communism What do you watch? Have you gone satellite, cabelistic or valve? B&W or no preference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 As Michael Jackson once said 'the best thing about have sex with 28 year olds is there is twenty of them...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: As Michael Jackson once said 'the best thing about have sex with 28 year olds is there is twenty of them...' Ed? Edited May 3, 2020 by Eric Cuntman Oh yeah. My mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 A recent survey has revealed that Undertakers can be trusted during this current crisis and they are the last to let people down.... the survey also revealed, that most peoples wills have been a dead giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: A recent survey has revealed that Undertakers can be trusted during this current crisis and they are the last to let people down.... the survey also revealed, that most peoples wills have been a dead giveaway. Someone get this man a regular gig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Someone get this man a regular gig! Stand-up and say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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