Jiggerycock Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 Have you noticed that the obligatory Zoom / Skype shot of some political / scientific / medical talking head always has them in front of a bookcase? Furthermore said bookcase alway contains desperately worthy stuff? It's like they were all in on this shit in January and someone went '"Job lot of Proust....Solzhenitsyn.....d'ye think Homer's 'Iliad' is pushing it a bit.....oh and some Jilly Coopers to keep it real for the proles, 'eh?' That'll impress the bollocks off 'em - should get me a regular slot on HIGNFY when this is over. Get my agent on the phone now!" Never a dog-eared copy of Razzle and some Sven Hassel's is it? Always cocking 'Gravity's Rainbow' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 So, when I have my Zoom meeting this week are you saying it would be better if I didn't have my complete collection of Viz annuals and anniversary edition of Mein Kampf on display in the bookcase? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 I'm waiting to see Neil's zoom meeting in front of his vast collection of art pamphlets, jizz vids and body disposal Manuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 Panza's zoom meeting would be interesting. Not that we'd see much. He'd forget to remove the lens-cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 I think we can all guess what Fwanks would look like, an epileptic with rickets and a wig with a creme bin in the foreground and the bookcase in the background with a book about the Ming Dynasty and Reincarnation for Dummies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 45 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think we can all guess what Fwanks would look like, an epileptic with rickets and a wig with a creme bin in the foreground and the bookcase in the background with a book about the Ming Dynasty and Reincarnation for Dummies. Roops would have HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE ‘My meteoric descent to the bottom in the moderating world’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So, when I have my Zoom meeting this week are you saying it would be better if I didn't have my complete collection of Viz annuals and anniversary edition of Mein Kampf on display in the bookcase? Not really. But a drier filled with wet, frilly underwear may be somewhat misconstrued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm waiting to see Neil's zoom meeting in front of his vast collection of art pamphlets, jizz vids and body disposal Manuals. 'How to lay a new patio in 24 hours' is the only book on the shelf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: 'How to lay a new patio in 24 hours' is the only book on the shelf Get yourself some pigs, Neil. They'll go through a dead prozzie in no time. But remember the teeth and the hair. Not good for the piggys digestion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 I imagine @Stubby Pecker shelf in the background would have dead babies and cocks in jars of formaldehyde on it and a Dr Frankenstein rape table just in view too the creepy little dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, stoolstabber5000 said: I imagine @Stubby Pecker shelf in the background would have dead babies and cocks in jars of formaldehyde on it and a Dr Frankenstein rape table just in view too the creepy little dunce. was it is you want here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: was it is you want here? Crucifixion? Hung drawn & quartered? I doubt that he even knows, Ed. At a guess, he probably thinks he's reached Customer Services on Etsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: was it is you want here? He clearly wants to be figuratively kicked to death as regularly as possible. Never seen such a glutton for word-rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Need a few sparkly "Live- Laugh - Love" thingies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Need a few sparkly "Live- Laugh - Love" thingies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 A plod relative never fails to be surprised at the irony of the blood spattered wall decoration versions often seen seen when attending your typical violent domestic murder scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 On 19/04/2020 at 18:43, Cunty BigBollox said: So, when I have my Zoom meeting this week are you saying it would be better if I didn't have my complete collection of Viz annuals and anniversary edition of Mein Kampf on display in the bookcase? Got rid of those books as it didn't portray my inner me. I've got for an author I think most people on here would like, David Britton. I particularly like the novel, "Motherfuckers: Auschwitz of Oz", so soothing to read a chapter before bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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