Major Cunt Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 09/05/2020 at 23:55, judgetwi said: Just silly? Not pissed then? Don’t worry, I can be whatever you want me to be. Not a problem. I'd imagine you've said that many a time in the Pink Oboes toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 21:01, Stubby Pecker said: Can you be silent then? You’d like that wouldn’t you? I’m a bit of a cunt ain’t I! Not the kind of cunt that you always claim to be yourself obviously. I’ll give it some thought. I can’t be any fairer than that mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I'd imagine you've said that many a time in the Pink Oboes toilets. The sooner they get you back to school the better Marje, that’s what I say. You’re a right fucking Joey ain’t ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: You’d like that wouldn’t you? I’m a bit of a cunt ain’t I! Not the kind of cunt that you always claim to be yourself obviously. I’ll give it some thought. I can’t be any fairer than that mate. 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: The sooner they get you back to school the better Marje, that’s what I say. You’re a right fucking Joey ain’t ya? Would you like a complimentary dinner for two at my Greek restaurant? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you like a complimentary dinner for two at my Greek restaurant? No thanks mate. Restaurants are a bit risky at the moment what with the Flu Manchu and all that. I’m surprised you haven’t heard about it with your dumb fucking face stuck to the tv screen all day long. If it’s in Greece that makes it even more unattractive at the moment. Know what I mean brainbox? 🇨🇺 Fuck, that’s Cuba. Looks the same though......... nearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 21 minutes ago, judgetwi said: No thanks mate. Restaurants are a bit risky at the moment what with the Flu Manchu and all that. I’m surprised you haven’t heard about it with your dumb fucking face stuck to the tv screen all day long. If it’s in Greece that makes it even more unattractive at the moment. Know what I mean brainbox? 🇨🇺 Fuck, that’s Cuba. Looks the same though......... nearly. Well, would you at least be interested in some tickets for a West End show then, Jewdy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Well, would you at least be interested in some tickets for a West End show then, Jewdy? I thought they were all closed Marje. But if you can get me and my carer in the disabled section I will be most grateful. I don’t care which show it is, I don’t get out much these days. No sticking drawing pins in my wheelchair tyres though Marjorie you cheeky little scamp. That sort of shit isn’t funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 54 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I thought they were all closed Marje. But if you can get me and my carer in the disabled section I will be most grateful. I don’t care which show it is, I don’t get out much these days. No sticking drawing pins in my wheelchair tyres though Marjorie you cheeky little scamp. That sort of shit isn’t funny. Has the recent closure of kebab shops helped any with the obesity problem Jewdy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 21:01, Stubby Pecker said: Can you be silent then? So you have actually heard Judge .. have you hacked his phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: I thought they were all closed Marje. But if you can get me and my carer in the disabled section I will be most grateful. I don’t care which show it is, I don’t get out much these days. No sticking drawing pins in my wheelchair tyres though Marjorie you cheeky little scamp. That sort of shit isn’t funny. I think that you are great Judge but you are probably nothing like as fat as Marje or Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: So you have actually heard Judge .. have you hacked his phone? I'd like to hack you... To death with a fucking axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, judgetwi said: I thought they were all closed Marje. But if you can get me and my carer in the disabled section I will be most grateful. I don’t care which show it is, I don’t get out much these days. No sticking drawing pins in my wheelchair tyres though Marjorie you cheeky little scamp. That sort of shit isn’t funny. Can't make any promises regarding the wheelchair, Jewdz, as I'm a bit of a cunt and would puncture one, you're right.... However my four cannabis ruderalis plants on my balcony are enjoying this beautiful weather. They're an auto-flower and will be ready in 70 odd day's. It's strictly for personal use but I'm gonna bring you an eighth along as we're pals. You should come here more often in the morning as you're far less of a cunt sober! 😁 Edited May 13, 2020 by Major Cunt Corona stoned tonight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Can't make any promises regarding the wheelchair, Jewdz, as I'm a bit of a cunt. However my four cannabis ruderalis plants on my balcony are enjoying this beautiful weather. They're an auto-flower and will be ready in 70 odd day's. It's strictly for personal use but I'm gonna bring you an eighth along as we're pals. You should come here more often in the morning as you're far less of a cunt sober! 😁 May I be the first to wish you a Happy Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 44 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Can't make any promises regarding the wheelchair, Jewdz, as I'm a bit of a cunt. However my four cannabis ruderalis plants on my balcony are enjoying this beautiful weather. They're an auto-flower and will be ready in 70 odd day's. It's strictly for personal use but I'm gonna bring you an eighth along as we're pals. You should come here more often in the morning as you're far less of a cunt sober! 😁 We should leave him be for now MC. I fear that we may soon receive a slap on the wrist and poor Jewdy will be placed on the 'Witless Protection Program'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We should leave him be for now MC. I fear that we may soon receive a slap on the wrist and poor Jewdy will be placed on the 'Witless Protection Program'. He really is a miserably as fuck, easily triggered, brittle and insubstantial angry little twat of a man. As he's a Jew- Icke may be on to something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He really is a miserably as fuck, easily triggered, brittle and insubstantial angry little twat of a man. As he's a Jew- Icke may be on to something? Jewdy's actually Viz's Big Vern made flesh Stub, and I love him. As for him being an earwig, this just gives me one I can legally put in the ground over and over again. cunt puffins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We should leave him be for now MC. I fear that we may soon receive a slap on the wrist and poor Jewdy will be placed on the 'Witless Protection Program'. Eric I have been thinking about something that Fender said about seeing the curvature of the Earth, I have been on Babbacombe Downs today and I could also see the curvature of the Earth .. based on what I can see the Earth must only be 300 miles in diameter at the most and therefore about 470 miles around the equator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Eric I have been thinking about something that Fender said about seeing the curvature of the Earth, I have been on Babbacombe Downs today and I could also see the curvature of the Earth .. based on what I can see the Earth must only be 300 miles in diameter at the most and therefore about 470 miles around the equator. Yes. That's correct. Francis Chichester was a lying cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. That's correct. Francis Chichester was a lying cunt. Ted Heath and him could have told a few tales I reckon. Punkers would already know them all from his social media chat groups. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. That's correct. Francis Chichester was a lying cunt. They all were .. Columbus was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Eric I have been thinking about something that Fender said about seeing the curvature of the Earth, I have been on Babbacombe Downs today and I could also see the curvature of the Earth .. based on what I can see the Earth must only be 300 miles in diameter at the most and therefore about 470 miles around the equator. The horizon is 4.8km away. Nevertheless, if you assume flat terrain and good visibility you can multiply your height by 13 and take the sq foot of that. That's the view of an average height person standing at sea level looking out to sea. So apparently the higher you go, the further away You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The horizon is 4.8km away. Nevertheless, if you assume flat terrain and good visibility you can multiply your height by 13 and take the sq foot of that. That's the view of an average height person standing at sea level looking out to sea. So apparently the higher you go, the further away You're welcome. Gypsy Rosalie has gazed into the crystal ball.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The horizon is 4.8km away. Nevertheless, if you assume flat terrain and good visibility you can multiply your height by 13 and take the sq foot of that. That's the view of an average height person standing at sea level looking out to sea. So apparently the higher you go, the further away You're welcome. Babbacombe Downs are 300ft above sea level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Babbacombe Downs are 300ft above sea level. There are many on here wishing you were 300ft below it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Babbacombe Downs are 300ft above sea level. So by my calculation the earth is .......er.........pretty big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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