Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think they had other things on their minds back then. White folk defending democracy against a right wing, jew and black hating fascist regime? If you read modern history I think you'll be very much mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: My great uncle was also a El Alamein but defiantly on the British side. Was you uncle with the 15th or 21st Panzer Division? Withers uncle was deffo on the British side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't know Vera went bald at 30. Indeed our Vera was something of a pioneer in the downstairs topiary stakes. She invented the landing strip, and rumour has it it’s where Glenn Miller was trying to land when he got lost over The Channel. She never forgave herself, and to avoid confusion in future, she went for the full pubic Kojak on her 30th birthday. Prince Phillip was particularly enamoured reportedly, and ordered the privet hedge at Sandringham be thinned in the hope that Brenda would take the hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Withers uncle was deffo on the British side. As was this chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Vera was shit compared to Gracie Fields. Who totally blew her out of the water with that 'Thingummybob' song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 On 18/06/2020 at 15:16, Eric Cuntman said: Vera was shit compared to Gracie Fields. Who totally blew her out of the water with that 'Thingummybob' song. But Vera was responsible for millions more wank soiled and spunk crusty WD issue Y fronts than the screeching old bat from Rochdale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: But Vera was responsible for millions more wank soiled and spunk crusty WD issue Y fronts than the screeching old bat from Rochdale. @Neils rusting transit is currently speeding its way to an undisclosed graveyard, pickax and shovel in the back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Her sister Strawberry was better. Lol Fuck off 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Neils rusting transit is currently speeding its way to an undisclosed graveyard, pickax and shovel in the back Are the German fuzz still holding his camper van? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her sister Strawberry was better. Lol Fuck off 🤣 Strawberry Lynn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Her sister Strawberry was better. Lol Fuck off Cousin Strawberry. Played by Tom Skerrit in 'Things Are Tough All Over'. Im going to have to rewatch all the Cheech & Chong shit now. Even 'Yellowbeard' which was technically a monty python film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cousin Strawberry. Played by Tom Skerrit in 'Things Are Tough All Over'. Im going to have to rewatch all the Cheech & Chong shit now. Even 'Yellowbeard' which was technically a monty python film. I remember the bloke from That's Life got a bit part as a baddie in it and went to Oliver Reed for acting lessons. Reed threw him out because he was so fucking useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her sister Strawberry was better. Lol Fuck off 🤣 Did her dad invent the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember the bloke from That's Life got a bit part as a baddie in it and went to Oliver Reed for acting lessons. Reed threw him out because he was so fucking useless. Chris Searle I think. The cross-eyed baboon who used to fart about in front of the rubber plant behind Esther Paedo-enabler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chris Searle I think. The cross-eyed baboon who used to fart about in front of the rubber plant behind Esther Paedo-enabler. Just did a bit of research. It was Chris Heiney 'In at the deep end' and the film is 'Water'. Can't find just the bit with Reed but on YouTube there's the whole program. Reed interview is about 10 minutes in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 16 minutes ago, Neil said: Did her dad invent the toilet? Did he crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Just did a bit of research. It was Chris Heiney 'In at the deep end' and the film is 'Water'. Can't find just the bit with Reed but on YouTube there's the whole program. Reed interview is about 10 minutes in. I've seen it before. It takes place in some rural cottage or something and he's only in there for a couple of minutes before Reed manhandles him out of the door. I know you like him, but I thought Reed was an obnoxious fucking pig. I would love to have seen Henry Cooper knock the cunt on his arse. Some part in a period drama, they brought Cooper in as a non speaking part to have a 'gentlemans' boxing match with Ollie's character. Ollie decided to take the piss and properly landed one on Coopers chin. Didn't go down well, unlike Reed, who went down like a sack of shit and spent 5 minutes dribbling and mumbling on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've seen it before. It takes place in some rural cottage or something and he's only in there for a couple of minutes before Reed manhandles him out of the door. I know you like him, but I thought Reed was an obnoxious fucking pig. I would love to have seen Henry Cooper knock the cunt on his arse. Some part in a period drama, they brought Cooper in as a non speaking part to have a 'gentlemans' boxing match with Ollie's character. Ollie decided to take the piss and properly landed one on Coopers chin. Didn't go down well, unlike Reed, who went down like a sack of shit and spent 5 minutes dribbling and mumbling on the floor. What was the film where a werewolf turned into Oliver Reed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: She's finally snuffed it. She cost me 20 quid on my local pub's dead pool last year. You despicable lump of fly blown shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: You despicable lump of fly blown shit. Always a pleasure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: What was the film where a werewolf turned into Oliver Reed? 'The Curse Of The Werewolf' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did he crap! Whilst on tour with the MCC in South Africa in 1948 - 49, Jack Crapp and Alec Bedser had enjoyed a particularly lively night out and were returning to the team hotel, to be met by the night concierge. At which point the conversation went thus: Concierge: 'Bed sir?' JC: ' No! Crapp! Concierge: 'Ah, that would be down this corridor, first on the left sir' Now THAT's badinage and a rib-tickling play on words 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are the German fuzz still holding his camper van? outa likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'The Curse Of The Werewolf' We spent an entire night shift talking about Oliver Reed in the computer bureau back in 1975. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 according to my Aunty Vi (an authority on these things), Vera had a fanny like badly fitted decking; you could lose a Jack Russell in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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