Kent Becomes a Car Park

[camberwell gypsy]

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Absolute bollocks, honestly. It looks fucking dreadful and obviously fake because it's not what the eye records.

What's more is you're blowing your own trumpet (what a surprise!) through trying to sound ultra-skilled and technical:

'Firstly I would have shot on a 1:1 format so there is nothing to distract the viewer. A combination of sharpening some detail and reducing the image saturation would accentuate the decay. One could shoot the image with a slow shutter speed by using a neutral density filter...'

What the fuck, seriously? Get back in the kitchen, or better still, show us how to manipulate another soft-porn photo of your snatch taken 30-odd years ago.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[camberwell gypsy]

On 12/07/2020 at 14:17, Trucking Funt said:

You should be more concerned about what's going to happen down there now your Chinese landlords have decided to fuck you over. WTF possessed the NT state government to flog a strategic asset like the Port of Darwin to the Chinese People's Liberation Army? Or how about the Victoria state government selling its soul to the Chinese communist party for some belt and road money? Isn't it also true that the yellow sadists own NINE MILLION hectares of land along with most of the water network? I thought the Huawei deal was the optimum level of fuckwittery but this takes the piss! One day you're going to find a chink having a shit in your front garden. Lol!

One day you're going to find a chink having a shit in your front garden.

Or me, having a piss. 

[camberwell gypsy]

On 12/07/2020 at 14:17, Trucking Funt said:

You should be more concerned about what's going to happen down there now your Chinese landlords have decided to fuck you over. WTF possessed the NT state government to flog a strategic asset like the Port of Darwin to the Chinese People's Liberation Army? Or how about the Victoria state government selling its soul to the Chinese communist party for some belt and road money? Isn't it also true that the yellow sadists own NINE MILLION hectares of land along with most of the water network? I thought the Huawei deal was the optimum level of fuckwittery but this takes the piss! One day you're going to find a chink having a shit in your front garden. Lol!

One day you're going to find a chink having a shit in your front garden.

Or me, having a piss. 

[camberwell gypsy]

On 12/07/2020 at 14:17, Trucking Funt said:

You should be more concerned about what's going to happen down there now your Chinese landlords have decided to fuck you over. WTF possessed the NT state government to flog a strategic asset like the Port of Darwin to the Chinese People's Liberation Army? Or how about the Victoria state government selling its soul to the Chinese communist party for some belt and road money? Isn't it also true that the yellow sadists own NINE MILLION hectares of land along with most of the water network? I thought the Huawei deal was the optimum level of fuckwittery but this takes the piss! One day you're going to find a chink having a shit in your front garden. Lol!

One day you're going to find a chink having a shit in your front garden.

Or me, having a piss. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

 

Every national leader and his finance minister will apply the Covid excuse when explaining why a country's economy tanked. Obviously sterling was going to be subject to volatility given the UK was leaving a rigid closed shop that is the EU trading bloc and take advantage of trading with greater agility on the open world stage. The situation was made far worse due to the losing side using every trick in the book to frustrate the will of a democratically mandated instruction to leave.

 

6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

Of course they will but there were omens before Covid that a downturn was on the way. Shrinking house price inflation, record levels of personal debt and less than expected wage growth are usually a sign of worse to come. The UK was never going to exit the EU smoothly whatever the scenario but the government hasn't exactly covered itself in glory with its cackhanded PR approach on keeping the country informed about trade talks with the rest of the world. We are told that there are talks with the US, Australia and Canada but very little about what is going on. There's been practically nothing about the talks with Japan or Mexico and it seems India is being ignored completely despite putting out some positive overtures.

In my opinion, the UK economy is never going to be the same again simply because Covid has rapidly accelerated the demise of high street retail and many businesses have realized that they can cut costs with some of its employees working from home. However, it would would ease fears if the government spelled out exactly where we are on developing our independent trade policy rather than piecemeal announcements every now and then.

Some next-level armchair economics here from the usual suspects. I’ll inform the Nobel committee. More shifting of blame and finger pointing than a nursery school playground. Amazed neither of you did the old “a weaker pound is good for exports” quickstep, or perhaps you’ve learned that’s horse shit too. A 40% collapse in value pre-Covid isn’t “volatility”, it’s a crash. A self-inflicted crash. Get real. 

[Wolfie]

On 14/07/2020 at 15:05, Frank said:

https://imgur.com/a/frXEXji

Life is great in Andalucía 🕺 

You utter fucking mincer.

[Last Cunt Standing]

5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

He wears shit tinted spectacles due to his penchant for arse licking the wrong side of an argument and... everything else. 

Who put 50p in the dickhead?

[Wolfie]

On 12/07/2020 at 11:56, Last Cunt Standing said:

I know it’s a subject that has been done to death since 2016, but I could not let news of HMG’s latest construction project pass without asking The Corner what their collective view is, as if I don’t know. Reports are that The Govester is buying up vast tracts of Ashford to form a Lorry park so that all those hefty trucker types can complete their reams of paperwork between Yorkies, while the Hop fields of central Kent become home to fleeing Somalis and Prostitute corpses’ wrapped in carpet offcuts. In addition I gather that vile Witch Leadsom has rather let the mask slip by going on the morning news to say no deal does indeed mean no job for many and this was absolutely what the people voted for.

From this distance I can just shrug and change the channel, but fuck me, it’s not exactly going to plan, is it?

 

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

More good news to bring joy to the Heart of middle England, and no doubt grist to the mill for our resident Armchair Economists:

https://www.ft.com/content/4fd04fd9-7209-4b7c-97a1-97466f226159
 

The Pound Sterling now regarded as a 2nd tier currency and is “best compared to the Mexican Peso, with an Economy that is small and shrinking”. Hands up if you’re tired of winning yet....

 

On 10/07/2020 at 13:06, Last Cunt Standing said:

Yes, but England looking at a big first innings deficit.

'From a distance I can just shrug and change the channel'

Strange, therefore, you consistently return to a British website to spout your obvious & deep-rooted hostility towards a country which has provided you a first-class and successful career – allegedly.

[Roadkill]

44 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Absolute bollocks, honestly. It looks fucking dreadful and obviously fake because it's not what the eye records.

What's more is you're blowing your own trumpet (what a surprise!) through trying to sound ultra-skilled and technical:

'Firstly I would have shot on a 1:1 format so there is nothing to distract the viewer. A combination of sharpening some detail and reducing the image saturation would accentuate the decay. One could shoot the image with a slow shutter speed by using a neutral density filter...'

What the fuck, seriously? Get back in the kitchen, or better still, show us how to manipulate another soft-porn photo of your snatch taken 30-odd years ago.

Visually speaking I like it - the lighting on the boats should have been changed to go with the darker sky as the sun is clearly shining on them still, but the washed out colours and added grain make it look like it was taken on film. Removing the seagulls would have made it seem a lot more desolate and gritty, but it was just a rush job.

I've nerded out to Roops over PM plenty of times about my drawing, so I don't think this was intended as trumpet blowing - just talking shop about her own art like I have to her.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

'Firstly I would have shot on a 1:1 format so there is nothing to distract the viewer. A combination of sharpening some detail and reducing the image saturation would accentuate the decay. One could shoot the image with a slow shutter speed by using a neutral density filter...'

I'd have shot it with a Snapchat filter that made all the boats look like Pokémon. 

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'd have shot it with a Snapchat filter that made all the boats look like Pokémon. 

[Mrs Roops]

43 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Some next-level armchair economics here from the usual suspects. I’ll inform the Nobel committee. More shifting of blame and finger pointing than a nursery school playground. Amazed neither of you did the old “a weaker pound is good for exports” quickstep, or perhaps you’ve learned that’s horse shit too. A 40% collapse in value pre-Covid isn’t “volatility”, it’s a crash. A self-inflicted crash. Get real. 

So you stumbled across an old FT article that fitted with your own myopic narrative. The trouble is two days later the very same paper published this article. Basically the article said, "remember what we published two days ago? Well, that was bollocks". Doc, its not us who you need to convince that you made the right decision to up sticks and relocate...its you.

[Major Cunt]

On 12/07/2020 at 11:56, Last Cunt Standing said:

I know it’s a subject that has been done to death since 2016, but I could not let news of HMG’s latest construction project pass without asking The Corner what their collective view is, as if I don’t know. Reports are that The Govester is buying up vast tracts of Ashford to form a Lorry park so that all those hefty trucker types can complete their reams of paperwork between Yorkies, while the Hop fields of central Kent become home to fleeing Somalis and Prostitute corpses’ wrapped in carpet offcuts. In addition I gather that vile Witch Leadsom has rather let the mask slip by going on the morning news to say no deal does indeed mean no job for many and this was absolutely what the people voted for.

From this distance I can just shrug and change the channel, but fuck me, it’s not exactly going to plan, is it?

No not exactly, but then again if it all falls through the pikies will make use of it. A lot of pikies in Kent. 

[Roadkill]

Just now, Major Cunt said:

No not exactly, but then again if it all falls through the pikies will make use of it. A lot of pikies in Kent. 

*Pikeys

[Major Cunt]

4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

*Pikeys

Indeed. My bad. 

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Absolute bollocks, honestly. It looks fucking dreadful and obviously fake because it's not what the eye records.

What's more is you're blowing your own trumpet (what a surprise!) through trying to sound ultra-skilled and technical:

'Firstly I would have shot on a 1:1 format so there is nothing to distract the viewer. A combination of sharpening some detail and reducing the image saturation would accentuate the decay. One could shoot the image with a slow shutter speed by using a neutral density filter...'

What the fuck, seriously? Get back in the kitchen, or better still, show us how to manipulate another soft-porn photo of your snatch taken 30-odd years ago.

A rather hysterical reaction from someone who, not for the first time, has not thought things through. I made it clear that my image was a quick and dirty post-production treatment of someone else's photograph. In fact I spent all of thirty seconds messing around with it. The amended image was by way of example on how I would approach the taking of an image to convey a story. As for your stellar insight that its obviously fake because its not what the eye records I would point out that the vast majority of award winning photography is "not what the eye records". Take it to a baser level I guess in your book a black and white photo is fake because "its not what the eye records". Photography is not only used to provide an objective confirmation of events or for illustrative purposes to instruct you on how to change a cylinder head gasket as shown in your Haynes manual, its also a subjective art form. You should calm down...

[Roadkill]

Just now, Mrs Roops said:

A rather hysterical reaction from someone who, not for the first time, has not thought things through. I made it clear that my image was a quick and dirty post-production treatment of someone else's photograph. In fact I spent all of thirty seconds messing around with it. The amended image was by way of example on how I would approach the taking of an image to convey a story. As for your stellar insight that its obviously fake because its not what the eye records I would point out that the vast majority of award winning photography is "not what the eye records". Take it to a baser level I guess in your book a black and white photo is fake because "its not what the eye records". Photography is not only used to provide an objective confirmation of events or for illustrative purposes to instruct you on how to change a cylinder head gasket as shown in your Haynes manual, its also a subjective art form. You should calm down...

Those cunts at Nasa with all of their Hubble bollocks should be sued for false advertising.

[Eric Cuntman]

24 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Those cunts at Nasa with all of their Hubble bollocks should be sued for false advertising.

I'm still amazed that NASA named their telescope thingy after a crack pipe. 

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm still amazed that NASA named their telescope thingy after a crack pipe. 

Explain? I am innocent in the ways of such things.

[Eric Cuntman]

29 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Explain? I am innocent in the ways of such things.

Hubbly-Bubbly. The eastern crackheads preferred delivery method.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

I didn't know Andy Warhol was that short!

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Strange, therefore, you consistently return to a British website to spout your obvious & deep-rooted hostility towards a country which has provided you a first-class and successful career – allegedly.

I see a distinction between a country and it’s government. Britain made me and gave me plenty. There are many things I miss about Blighty. Michael Gove and his unthinking drones aren’t one of them. 

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

So you stumbled across an old FT article that fitted with your own myopic narrative. The trouble is two days later the very same paper published this article. Basically the article said, "remember what we published two days ago? Well, that was bollocks". Doc, its not us who you need to convince that you made the right decision to up sticks and relocate...its you.

No convincing required. I only wish I’d done it earlier. 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Absolute bollocks, honestly. It looks fucking dreadful and obviously fake because it's not what the eye records.

What's more is you're blowing your own trumpet (what a surprise!) through trying to sound ultra-skilled and technical:

'Firstly I would have shot on a 1:1 format so there is nothing to distract the viewer. A combination of sharpening some detail and reducing the image saturation would accentuate the decay. One could shoot the image with a slow shutter speed by using a neutral density filter...'

What the fuck, seriously? Get back in the kitchen, or better still, show us how to manipulate another soft-porn photo of your snatch taken 30-odd years ago.

I'm sure the staff at CERN are eagerly awaiting her guidance and correction, concerning their ham-fisted attempts at particle acceleration. 

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I see a distinction between a country and it’s government. Britain made me and gave me plenty. There are many things I miss about Blighty. Michael Gove and his unthinking drones aren’t one of them. 

'its'.

Retired GP my arse.