Decimus Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank, I've been staying in a trullo for a week. Puglia is beautiful this time of year, as you probably know. Incidentally, the shoes look good. It's just a pity they are attached to you. It is indeed. I once spent a lazy three weeks in Corigliano d'Otranto during my gap year after meeting a Griko girl on an exchange programme. I'll tell you what, Withers, there's nothing that's ever come close to pounding that hairy fucking arse outside the back of her old man's taverna whilst stray cats hovered around her minge. Beautiful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: there's nothing that's ever come close to pounding that hairy fucking arse I knew you and @Wolfie were friends, but this is just a touch too fuckin' much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @Frank, I've been staying in a trullo for a week. Puglia is beautiful this time of year, as you probably know. Incidentally, the shoes look good. It's just a pity they are attached to you. https://ibb.co/2FYtKJZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Frank said: Now I’ve got the measure of you, I’ll move on. Edit away, idiot. You do that. I'm sure your rehearsals for "I Kissed a Boy" are very demanding. So thanks for taking the time out to post. Goodbye. Don't come back. Edited May 16, 2023 by Shitpipe Sid Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: How is your civil partner? She's down the dentist again Eric. Costing me a ruddy fortune, the greasy foreign cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'll tell you what, Withers, there's nothing that's ever come close to pounding that hairy fucking arse. Well worth a second quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: Well worth a second quote. Once again you’ve misunderstood entirely. Decs quoting an Italian town in Apulia accompanied by a classic Spanish piece, played by a Croat, is an old plagiarised Trotter trademark. The stray cat minge was the trap. I doubt you’ll survive the weekend. Dolt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 22 minutes ago, Frank said: Once again you’ve misunderstood entirely. Decs quoting an Italian town in Apulia accompanied by a classic Spanish piece, played by a Croat, is an old plagiarised Trotter trademark. The stray cat minge was the trap. I doubt you’ll survive the weekend. Dolt. How anyone who posts photographs of their feet to a bunch of strangers, wearing a variety of hugely gay-looking shoes, thinks their opinion carries any weight on here is laughable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: How anyone who posts photographs of their feet to a bunch of strangers, wearing a variety of hugely gay-looking shoes, thinks their opinion carries any weight on here is laughable. All true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: How anyone who posts photographs of their feet to a bunch of strangers, wearing a variety of hugely gay-looking shoes, thinks their opinion carries any weight on here is laughable. Good evening MATE, have you had a good day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 50 minutes ago, Frank said: Once again you’ve misunderstood entirely. Decs quoting an Italian town in Apulia accompanied by a classic Spanish piece, played by a Croat, is an old plagiarised Trotter trademark. The stray cat minge was the trap. I doubt you’ll survive the weekend. Dolt. No. There's no "Once again". I haven't missed a thing. Do you honestly think I'm so stupid? Whilst I might have missed your 'Trotter", having only just arrived here, don't you think I've at least read back a little? So I know full well that a paper-clip clerk from Long Stratton doesn't holiday in Apulia, nor does he even like Spanish guitar. The tiny size of his penis would make rear-entry impossible, and he's allergic to cats. You fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said: She's down the dentist again Eric. Costing me a ruddy fortune, the greasy foreign cow. I genuinely hope that was disingenuous. But never mind that. It’s become apparent that @Frank has taken an interest in you. How do you plan to proceed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 59 minutes ago, Frank said: Once again you’ve misunderstood entirely. Decs quoting an Italian town in Apulia accompanied by a classic Spanish piece, played by a Croat, is an old plagiarised Trotter trademark. The stray cat minge was the trap. I doubt you’ll survive the weekend. Dolt. 3 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: No. There's no "Once again". I haven't missed a thing. Do you honestly think I'm so stupid? Whilst I might have missed your 'Trotter", having only just arrived here, don't you think I've at least read back a little? So I know full well that a paper-clip clerk from Long Stratton doesn't holiday in Apulia, nor does he even like Spanish guitar. The tiny size of his penis would make rear-entry impossible, and he's allergic to cats. You fucking twat. I was actually waiting for one of you thick cunts to take issue with "taverna". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was actually waiting for one of you thick cunts to take issue with "taverna". If you want to fuck a bloke behind a shop, then that's up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 10 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: There we are, isn't modern technology great 'eh. Ok, the results are in. Let me just bring up your file and have a look. Ah yes, just as I thought. The system believes your best course of action is to Fuck Off and Kill Yourself. You needed a computer to come up with this advice for the freak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was actually waiting for one of you thick cunts to take issue with "taverna". The real one or the one Jewdy turned up at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Tom O’Connor last week, Bobby Davro today. Who’ve you got lined up for next week’s withering retort? Knock it off. I’m sure it was me who mentioned TOC last week DC. Don’t give the has been, wannabe cunt any ammunition to fuel his futile dreams of a spectacular comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: both of them are about as funny as Mrs Roops with PMT. That was decades before Eric and Ernie though, long before the television era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Shitpipe Sid said: She's down the dentist again Eric. Costing me a ruddy fortune, the greasy foreign cow. Did her dentures fall out of the dinghy into the Channel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 46 minutes ago, Shitpipe Sid said: If you want to fuck a bloke behind a shop, then that's up to you. ‘Poundland’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shitpipe Sid Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Poundland’ WithersSpooned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/2FYtKJZ Use a shoe-horn you derelict. The backs of those mincing loafers are fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: https://ibb.co/2FYtKJZ Frank your B & Q, click together laminate is starting to separate. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: Frank your B & Q, click together laminate is starting to separate. Idiot. Nice pouffe though, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 16, 2023 Report Share Posted May 16, 2023 Just now, Frank said: Nice pouffe though, eh? I thought it was Punkers’ ringpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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