King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Which firefighter was she talking about; Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble or Grubb? Sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 3 hours ago, KingRollo said: A veritable tragedy, Big Ted was always over at the palace for sleepovers - I think I had a lucky escape! The less said the better KR. I had to dispose of that beautiful watercolour of Andrew and Big Ted with the bunch of grapes on the Louis X1V chaise longue, in hasty fashion. I had a couple of the Royal Protection chaps drop it off at the corgi protection league charity shop last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: The less said the better KR. I had to dispose of that beautiful watercolour of Andrew and Big Ted with the bunch of grapes on the Louis X1V chaise longue, in hasty fashion. I had a couple of the Royal Protection chaps drop it off at the corgi protection league charity shop last week. That beautiful work of art? Such a shame although I think, given the artist, it might have been wise to remove it some time ago. I understand that the "Rolferoo signature" has fallen seriously out of favour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 6 hours ago, KingRollo said: That beautiful work of art? Such a shame although I think, given the artist, it might have been wise to remove it some time ago. I understand that the "Rolferoo signature" has fallen seriously out of favour... Do you remember those noises that he would make whilst drawing a cartoon character? Do either yourself or your queen make such sounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Do you remember those noises that he would make whilst drawing a cartoon character? Do either yourself or your queen make such sounds? No, godamnit, we do not. Have some respect or I'll have you locked up in the tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I went to see Jerry Sadowitz a few months after the fire, and it's fair to say that "bang out of order" doesn't even begin to do justice to that act. Did you know there’s a new issue of The Crimp/The Dodo in the works Baws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I heard Big Ted got done by Operation Yewtree and Jemima went on the game.......How the fuck do I remember this shit? I’d like to push you through The Round Window you fucking dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 20 minutes ago, KingRollo said: No, godamnit, we do not. Have some respect or I'll have you locked up in the tower. I most sincerely apologise your majesty. I was told that it was so by King Frank. I told him that I very much doubted it and he said to ask you. He went so far as to say it's something you brag about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I most sincerely apologise your majesty. I was told that it was so by King Frank. I told him that I very much doubted it and he said to ask you. He went so far as to say it's something you brag about. Ok GG, no problem. Have some Baby Bio. As for King Frank, he needs a kick up his fockan arse, the lousy fockan bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Ok GG, no problem. Have some Baby Bio. As for King Frank, he needs a kick up his fockan arse, the lousy fockan bastard. Aah, KR? Did you put one too many of Wizard's dancing crystals in your glass pipe? You seem unusually aggressive today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Aah, KR? Did you put one too many of Wizard's dancing crystals in your glass pipe? You seem unusually aggressive today. I am just worried GG. The Kingdom's going to shit, we're about to become a narcostate in league with the Major, I am up to my balls in debt with @King Billy although he's been generous enough to call it a gift, Mehmet the fucking Turk is doing the rounds again, Sir Eric's up to no good with Queen Gwen and to top it all, the village idiot's just died of Covid. I need to recruit another. Any suggestions for any of the above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I am just worried GG. The Kingdom's going to shit, we're about to become a narcostate in league with the Major, I am up to my balls in debt with @King Billy although he's been generous enough to call it a gift, Mehmet the fucking Turk is doing the rounds again, Sir Eric's up to no good with Queen Gwen and to top it all, the village idiot's just died of Covid. I need to recruit another. Any suggestions for any of the above? You are are not a roopling by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 57 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d like to push you through The Round Window you fucking dullard. Your wank fantasies are of no concern of mine you Walter Mitty crotch sniffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Your wank fantasies are of no concern of mine you Walter Mitty crotch sniffer. Pathetic. But as long as you’re picking on me you’re not drooling over the prospect of intimidating women you don’t approve of you micropenised little cunt bubble. Knock yourself out. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: I am just worried GG. The Kingdom's going to shit, we're about to become a narcostate in league with the Major, I am up to my balls in debt with @King Billy although he's been generous enough to call it a gift, Mehmet the fucking Turk is doing the rounds again, Sir Eric's up to no good with Queen Gwen and to top it all, the village idiot's just died of Covid. I need to recruit another. Any suggestions for any of the above? My advice to you would be to do your best Jeremy Clarkson impression and review chariots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Pathetic. But as long as your picking on me you’re not drooling over the prospect of intimidating women you don’t approve of you micropenised little cunt bubble. Knock yourself out. Literally. How chivalrous of you Cockles. Perhaps on your next visit to the fancy dress shop you can pretend to be a knight of the round table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 54 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: How chivalrous of you Cockles. Perhaps on your next visit to the fancy dress shop you can pretend to be a knight of the round table. Plenty of room for such japes on the Corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Plenty of room for such japes on the Corner! Perhaps he might be more qualified as your court jester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Perhaps he might be more qualified as your court jester. Conventionally, one has to be funny to occupy that role... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: Conventionally, one has to be funny to occupy that role... True, he doesn't cut the mustard in that regard but the uniform is worthy of a fuckwit of his calibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 9 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Do you remember those noises that he would make whilst drawing a cartoon character? Do either yourself or your queen make such sounds? I used to love the huge wall murals he did with buckets of emulsion and 6 inch paint brushes lashed to long poles. And cartoon time was brilliant. I was most upset when he turned out to be a kiddie fiddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to love the huge wall murals he did with buckets of emulsion and 6 inch paint brushes lashed to long poles. And cartoon time was brilliant. I was most upset when he turned out to be a kiddie fiddler. I read somewhere that they put a pig on the jury for his trial. Rather suspicious if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I read somewhere that they put a pig on the jury for his trial. Rather suspicious if you ask me. The pig was probably one of his victims from that 'animal rescue' programme he did. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to love the huge wall murals he did with buckets of emulsion and 6 inch paint brushes lashed to long poles. And cartoon time was brilliant. I was most upset when he turned out to be a kiddie fiddler. They actually have a copy of that one with the little girl losing a red balloon in the children's ward of my local hospital - fucking pandering shite that some liberal management cunt slapped up for self indulgence no doubt - surely the kiddies would prefer a Lion King mural or whatever shite they're watching these days. Last thing I remember being really popular was Frozen, but the creepy side of the internet wasted no time in depicting the main characters in that as incestuous, underage, lesbian sisters... Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. Fuck Banksy is what I'm saying. Edited July 25, 2020 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to love the huge wall murals he did with buckets of emulsion and 6 inch paint brushes lashed to long poles. And cartoon time was brilliant. I was most upset when he turned out to be a kiddie fiddler. My gran knew. "He's a fecking wrong 'un and no mistake'! Crumblies have this 6th sense about these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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