Penny Farthing Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok. (You're, by the way) "You are" or more certainly "he is". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Haha, thanks for pointing out the error of my ways. You sad little fuck. Drink bleach. You're upset. I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 Gone to the dogs. No wonder talented posters left long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Gone to the dogs. No wonder talented posters left long ago. Stop kissing its arse and destroy it then. Fucking sitting there moaning, yet doing fuck all about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop kissing its arse and destroy it then. Fucking sitting there moaning, yet doing fuck all about it. I've got no issue the the Don expect he doesn't know when to stop, take one on the chin and laugh at himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've got no issue the the Don expect he doesn't know when to stop, take one on the chin and laugh at himself. I've got an issue with him. He admits to virtually drowning a cat and setting his dogs on it. Maybe he should try that shit on a Bengal Tiger. I'm going to destroy the sick little animal torturing cunt at every opportunity. If it had been foxes, Roops would have already dealt with it. But as it doesn't fall within her 'Sab' remit, it looks like it's down to me. He'll be dead before Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got an issue with him. He admits to virtually drowning a cat and setting his dogs on it. Maybe he should try that shit on a Bengal Tiger. I'm going to destroy the sick little animal torturing cunt at every opportunity. If it had been foxes, Roops would have already dealt with it. But as it doesn't fall within her 'Sab' remit, it looks like it's down to me. He'll be dead before Christmas. Eric, I believe "Sab" is an acronym for suspicious amatuer bullshit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 22 hours ago, Frank said: He’s on the ropes Johnny. Good work. You’re the best on here Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It really is a thick fucking bullshitting wanker. It's contradicted itself 5 times in 3 hours. I give up. I can't compete with a Kiwi multimillionaire whose friends are happy for him to to post their address on a cunting website. He's an absolute legend, and none of us are worthy. I think I might have to drink bleach now. Was nice knowing you. Last time I checked only 14 people lived in New Zealand Eric, and 9 of them had tested positive for Chink Virus. So unless I’ve done my calculations wrong there’s a one in seventeen chance he’ll be pushing up the daisies by Christmas. Mathematics....fucking easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Not at all. I just imagine you as some sad little git. Rather skinny and probably ginger and if ever having had a job it would be something like stacking shelves at Tescos. I can say though, if by chance i ever stumbled across your nasty little gaff on one of my rare visits to the UK and you did have a cat, i'd happily impale the thing on a fence. The last time i visited was a few years ago now, sailing with a few friends from Plymouth to Dublin and then across to Scotland. That was fun, but the drive south to London reminded me of all the reasons i vacated the fucking place. I'm off skiing for a couple of days to Mt Olympus an hour or so away as it's getting near the end of the season. Have a nice life, you ginger cunt. Oh and drink bleach. So fucking what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Gone to the dogs. No wonder talented posters left long ago. Wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said: the drive south to London reminded me of all the reasons i vacated the fucking place. Let me guess. It was so cold your tongue got stuck to the window of the big yellow bus and your friends pulled your pants down and bummed you repeatedly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got an issue with him. He admits to virtually drowning a cat and setting his dogs on it. Maybe he should try that shit on a Bengal Tiger. I'm going to destroy the sick little animal torturing cunt at every opportunity. If it had been foxes, Roops would have already dealt with it. But as it doesn't fall within her 'Sab' remit, it looks like it's down to me. He'll be dead before Christmas. That’s a lot of misspent energy, Eric. The boy might or might not be so keen on cats. No one cares. You appear to have a good, if not a little warped, brain. Use it for the greater good, you egotistical stupid old bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, Frank said: That’s a lot of misspent energy, Eric. The boy might or might not be so keen on cats. No one cares. You appear to have a good, if not a little warped, brain. Use it for the greater good, you egotistical stupid old bastard. Banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 28 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Meow meow Eric, meow in home. Took me ages to haul myself here, meow meow, Johnny Sauce Pant's dog and his mate the fucking fox ripped me back legs off meow meow, and cunting birds have been mocking me, meow meow. Can you meow build me a little trolley so's i can haul myself to the box of gravel and shit meow in yer kitchen. Meow fucking meow, oh fuckinell, get me to a vet meow. Oh fuck meow, it's too fucking late meow meow, im getting visions of Gareth Morgan and he's got a claw hammer and a machete meow. Oh meow fucking meow, meow fucking meow meow meow meobluuuurrrggg. This post speaks volumes about your mental health. Remind me - how old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: 65 going on twelve. Idiot. You ? 50 going on 90 🙂 You were 69 yesterday at this rate you will 32 by September the 1st and unborn by the 8th of September. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: This post speaks volumes about your mental health. Remind me - how old are you? I know that it's puerile trash, but I actually laughed out loud at that post this morning, and that's not something that happens often these days. Perhaps it's because I was picturing the look on Eric's face as he read it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I know that it's puerile trash, but I actually laughed out loud at that post this morning, and that's not something that happens often these days. Perhaps it's because I was picturing the look on Eric's face as he read it? You'd be disappointed then. It's just a little troll. Less significant than Ereptile. You've lowered your bar somewhat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Correct Now, about that shag, how about it 🙂 She's got the best shag money can buy. Many sailors swear by it. Mix it with a tot of rum in the pipe and it's very fragrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 9 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Can you meow build me a little trolley so's i can haul myself to the box of gravel and shit meow in yer kitchen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've lowered your bar somewhat. Says the cunt from the FlidSpack thread. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Says the cunt from the FlidSpack thread. 🤣 Says the IT genius that needed @Roadkill to tell him how to use the edit facility. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Says the IT genius that needed @Roadkill to tell him how to use the edit facility. 😂 Yeah, and that'll teach me trust anything you say without actually checking it for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yeah, and that'll teach me trust anything you say without actually checking it for myself. Excuses, excuses. Don't get worked up. You started on me. I didn't realise we had a problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Excuses, excuses. Don't get worked up. You started on me. I didn't realise we had a problem. Council scum. I can see your top lip curling in as you tapped that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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