Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How, precisely? Got you, I understand your sentiment...etc. As opposed to ‘Hahaha...I’ve caught you out due to my craftiness!’ Anything else you need me to explain? Do you need most posts illustrating? Fuck off you paranoid meff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is this a genuine question or a thinly veiled request? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Cnut, I have to say it isn't looking very good for you... Best get better at this quick, eh? But I’m enjoying myself RK....why stop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: But I’m enjoying myself RK....why stop? I didn't say stop. At this point its a runaway situation - like the stalled Chernobyl reactor after they burned away the carbon. Just get better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: What the blazing fuck are you going on about now, you nonsensical fucking idiot? This is exactly what Moses said to God when he received those ridiculous commandments. How old are you again Wolfman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I didn't say stop. At this point its a runaway situation - like the stalled Chernobyl reactor after they burned away the carbon. Just get better. Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Got you, I understand your sentiment...etc. As opposed to ‘Hahaha...I’ve caught you out due to my craftiness!’ Anything else you need me to explain? Do you need most posts illustrating? Fuck off you paranoid meff. Most loudmouth cunts, especially oversensitive and easily triggered petulant ones, appear immune to basic manners when put to the test. It's typical for newbies to be aggressive, but the repetition soon runs out of steam. I'm fucking desperate for some of this year's new blood to prove worthy of the Corner, but I honestly don't rate your chances of survival, DC. I'll be surprised if you're still here in January. We'll see. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I didn't say stop. If there's a safe word, some cunt neglected to let me know it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Most loudmouth cunts, especially oversensitive and easily triggered petulant ones, appear immune to basic manners when put to the test. It's typical for newbies to be aggressive, but the repetition soon runs out of steam. I'm fucking desperate for some of this year's new blood to prove worthy of the Corner, but I honestly don't rate your chances of survival, DC. I'll be surprised if you're still here in January. We'll see. Wow, actual survival eh? Grow the fuck up you keyboard hero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a Spider-Man thread now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Cnut, I have to say it isn't looking very good for you... Best get better at this quick, eh? I fear it's too late for young Cnut, he's no more capable of turning back the tide than his historical namesake was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I fear it's too late for young Cnut, he's no more capable of turning back the tide than his historical namesake was. So now you’re a metaphorical Canute? In your own time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: So now you’re a metaphorical Canute? In your own time. I'm Canute. He's Moses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I fear it's too late for young Cnut, he's no more capable of turning back the tide than his historical namesake was. Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: So now you’re a metaphorical Canute? In your own time. Fishing for ‘Likes?’ You peaked last week....enjoy your slide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fishing for ‘Likes?’ You peaked last week....enjoy your slide. A friendly bit of advice; try and say whatever you've got to say when you originally quote someone. Going back and re-quoting the same post, and then yourself, makes you look like a rattled, out of his depth, spastic fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: A friendly bit of advice; try and say whatever you've got to say when you originally quote someone. Going back and re-quoting the same post, and then yourself, makes you look like a rattled, out of his depth, spastic fucking cunt. A semicolon which isn't dividing two concurrent sentences and denoting equal validity. Nor is it employed as an incremental list break... reckless, I like it. Bawsy won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: That's a bit harsh. I go away for a few days holiday to the Punakaiki resort and come back to find your still here insulting folk. FF sake you miserable mealy mouthed cunt, do the world a favour and hang yourself in public. Better still, leap in front of a truck on the M1. You filthy low life. What facilities does Punkape have at his resort? Presumably Catholic Mass, crazy golf and compulsory bumming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A semicolon which isn't dividing two concurrent sentences and denoting equal validity. Nor is it employed as an incremental list break... reckless, I like it. Bawsy won't. I've seen a lot worse. A colon might have been better, but at least it wasn't an ellipsis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Yeah but he's privileged and successful and we're all just jealous and should bow down and suck his cock blah blah fucking blah. Which would sound ridiculous coming from any cunt, but it's especially outrageous when you consider that this is the attitude of our resident communist, ChildePolitburoHarold. Childo isn't a commie, he is just another soft liberal leftie. A real commie is flog 'em and hang 'em .. not a log different than a far right fruitcake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: I stand by that post and the fact that Trump has 10 million more votes than last time, not including the votes not credited to him yet should arouse some suspicion from a cunt with your self proclaimed genius status. Unless of course it’s you who is the prize schmuck? I will of course accept your apology when the blindingly obvious fraud is overturned and ‘The Donald’ is installed for four more years. Good luck with that...we'll speak again on this on the 20th January. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Decimus said: A friendly bit of advice; try and say whatever you've got to say when you originally quote someone. Going back and re-quoting the same post, and then yourself, makes you look like a rattled, out of his depth, spastic fucking cunt. Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Good luck with that...we'll speak again on this on the 20th January. 👍 That should be plenty of time to build up your appetite for humble pie, a dish you’ve probably never tasted before.👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 15 hours ago, ratcum said: This is exactly what Moses said to God when he received those ridiculous commandments. How old are you again Wolfman? On the subject of religion, Herr obersturmbannführer, my contact at a South East London synagogue has informed me that two burial plots were needed for one recently deceased. Now this could all be coincidence, but considering Jewdy's vanished into the ether, I'm just joining the dots here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Decimus said: I fear it's too late for young Cnut, he's no more capable of turning back the tide than his historical namesake was. I'm giving it 2/1 that Dyslexic doesn't make it past Christmas. He's attempting the @judgetwiinsolation technique, but has neither the wit or repertoire to pull it off... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 On 17/11/2020 at 13:25, Mrs Roops said: Wow indeed... Add "prize schmuck" to your miniscule list of talents. Well, fuck me sideways and call me Frank, as your comebacks are becoming just as one dimensional. I'll expect you to include "gig economy", "schmuck", and "thickster" in your retort... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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