America's imploding!

[Wolfie 2,776]

33 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Gotcha...get fucked, it was a one off you ungrateful cunt.

How, precisely?

[Roadkill 2,828]

54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You're the sort of sick fuck who posts pictures of saucy little elves being raped by dragons on DeviantArt, aren't you?

Or is that just @Roadkill?

Is this a genuine question or a thinly veiled request?

Edited November 17, 2020 by Roadkill
Either way - yes.

[Roadkill 2,828]

24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Any chance of the website addresses? Asking’ for a mate.

Cnut, I have to say it isn't looking very good for you... Best get better at this quick, eh?

[Dyslexic cnut 260]

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

How, precisely?

Got you, I understand your sentiment...etc. As opposed to ‘Hahaha...I’ve caught you out due to my craftiness!’ Anything else you need me to explain? Do you need most posts illustrating? Fuck off you paranoid meff.

[Cuntybaws 6,934]

9 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Is this a genuine question or a thinly veiled request?

[Dyslexic cnut 260]

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Cnut, I have to say it isn't looking very good for you... Best get better at this quick, eh?

But I’m enjoying myself RK....why stop?

[Roadkill 2,828]

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

But I’m enjoying myself RK....why stop?

I didn't say stop. At this point its a runaway situation - like the stalled Chernobyl reactor after they burned away the carbon. Just get better.

[ratcum 1,482]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

What the blazing fuck are you going on about now, you nonsensical fucking idiot? 

This is exactly what Moses said to God when he received those ridiculous commandments. How old are you again Wolfman? 

[Dyslexic cnut 260]

13 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I didn't say stop. At this point its a runaway situation - like the stalled Chernobyl reactor after they burned away the carbon. Just get better.

Noted.

[Wolfie 2,776]

23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Got you, I understand your sentiment...etc. As opposed to ‘Hahaha...I’ve caught you out due to my craftiness!’ Anything else you need me to explain? Do you need most posts illustrating? Fuck off you paranoid meff.

Most loudmouth cunts, especially oversensitive and easily triggered petulant ones, appear immune to basic manners when put to the test. It's typical for newbies to be aggressive, but the repetition soon runs out of steam. I'm fucking desperate for some of this year's new blood to prove worthy of the Corner, but I honestly don't rate your chances of survival, DC. I'll be surprised if you're still here in January. We'll see.

[Cuntybaws 6,934]

12 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I didn't say stop. 

If there's a safe word, some cunt neglected to let me know it.

[Dyslexic cnut 260]

9 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Most loudmouth cunts, especially oversensitive and easily triggered petulant ones, appear immune to basic manners when put to the test. It's typical for newbies to be aggressive, but the repetition soon runs out of steam. I'm fucking desperate for some of this year's new blood to prove worthy of the Corner, but I honestly don't rate your chances of survival, DC. I'll be surprised if you're still here in January. We'll see.

Wow, actual survival eh? Grow the fuck up you keyboard hero...

[Eric Cuntman 8,614]

36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This is a Spider-Man thread now...

[Decimus 8,348]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Cnut, I have to say it isn't looking very good for you... Best get better at this quick, eh?

I fear it's too late for young Cnut, he's no more capable of turning back the tide than his historical namesake was.

 

[Dyslexic cnut 260]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I fear it's too late for young Cnut, he's no more capable of turning back the tide than his historical namesake was.

 

So now you’re a metaphorical Canute? In your own time.

[Eric Cuntman 8,614]

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

So now you’re a metaphorical Canute? In your own time.

I'm Canute. He's Moses.

[Dyslexic cnut 260]

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I fear it's too late for young Cnut, he's no more capable of turning back the tide than his historical namesake was.

 

 

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

So now you’re a metaphorical Canute? In your own time.

Fishing for ‘Likes?’ You peaked last week....enjoy your slide.

[Decimus 8,348]

15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

 

Fishing for ‘Likes?’ You peaked last week....enjoy your slide.

A friendly bit of advice; try and say whatever you've got to say when you originally quote someone. Going back and re-quoting the same post, and then yourself, makes you look like a rattled, out of his depth, spastic fucking cunt. 

[JohnnySaucePants 114]

5 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re a vile piece of shit. A vile, bullshitting, self-quoting piece of shit.

That's a bit harsh.

I go away for a few days holiday to the Punakaiki resort and come back to find your still here insulting folk. FF sake you miserable mealy mouthed cunt, do the world a favour and hang yourself in public. Better still, leap in front of a truck on the M1. You filthy low life. 

[Eric Cuntman 8,614]

38 minutes ago, Decimus said:

A friendly bit of advice; try and say whatever you've got to say when you originally quote someone. Going back and re-quoting the same post, and then yourself, makes you look like a rattled, out of his depth, spastic fucking cunt. 

A semicolon which isn't dividing two concurrent sentences and denoting equal validity. Nor is it employed as an incremental list break... reckless, I like it.

Bawsy won't.

[Eric Cuntman 8,614]

9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

That's a bit harsh.

I go away for a few days holiday to the Punakaiki resort and come back to find your still here insulting folk. FF sake you miserable mealy mouthed cunt, do the world a favour and hang yourself in public. Better still, leap in front of a truck on the M1. You filthy low life. 

What facilities does Punkape have at his resort? Presumably Catholic Mass, crazy golf and compulsory bumming?

[Cuntybaws 6,934]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A semicolon which isn't dividing two concurrent sentences and denoting equal validity. Nor is it employed as an incremental list break... reckless, I like it.

Bawsy won't.

I've seen a lot worse. A colon might have been better, but at least it wasn't an ellipsis.

[Dawn Chorus 1,090]

12 hours ago, Decimus said:

Yeah but he's privileged and successful and we're all just jealous and should bow down and suck his cock blah blah fucking blah.

Which would sound ridiculous coming from any cunt, but it's especially outrageous when you consider that this is the attitude of our resident communist, ChildePolitburoHarold.

Childo isn't a commie, he is just another soft liberal leftie. A real commie is flog 'em and hang 'em .. not a log different than a far right fruitcake.

[Mrs Roops 2,123]

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

I stand by that post and the fact that Trump has 10 million more votes than last time, not including the votes not credited to him yet should arouse some suspicion from a cunt with your self proclaimed genius status. Unless of course  it’s you who is the prize schmuck? I will of course accept your apology when the blindingly obvious fraud is overturned and ‘The Donald’ is installed for four more years. 

Good luck with that...we'll speak again on this on the 20^th January. 👍

[Dyslexic cnut 260]

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

A friendly bit of advice; try and say whatever you've got to say when you originally quote someone. Going back and re-quoting the same post, and then yourself, makes you look like a rattled, out of his depth, spastic fucking cunt. 

Noted.