Eddie Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 At the age of 82 the silly old sod has split from his 2nd wife for a fresh start. why should he be any different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 He wants to go out with a bang. Expect to see plenty of papparazi shots of big trev red eyed in the backs of various limos with a mysterious white powdery residue visible around his nostrils, and some expensive young companions draped decoratively over his shoulders. nqXcJgDrBIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 24/09/2020 at 20:38, Weary&Disgusted said: He wants to go out with a bang. Expect to see plenty of papparazi shots of big trev red eyed in the backs of various limos with a mysterious white powdery residue visible around his nostrils, and some expensive young companions draped decoratively over his shoulders. nqXcJgDrBIA Wonder how he fitted in in Devon at Topsham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 23/09/2020 at 23:20, Eddie said: At the age of 82 the silly old sod has split from his 2nd wife for a fresh start. why should he be any different... I’m not going to buy any more happy meals from his drive throughs if he carries on behaving like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m not going to buy any more happy meals from his drive throughs if he carries on behaving like that. I do like his cinnamon McDoughnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I do like his cinnamon McDoughnuts. What do you call being caught by the staff sneaking in just to use the bog telling them you're going to buy something? A McPiss with lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 I'd like to see the Vision Express advert remade with Sir Trev talking about the importance of good vision ogling half naked birds on the beach and sitting in a seedy Soho bar watching pole dancers get naked with various zoom shots of the nipples and fanny area. Phowwar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 52 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'd like to see the Vision Express advert remade with Sir Trev talking about the importance of good vision ogling half naked birds on the beach and sitting in a seedy Soho bar watching pole dancers get naked with various zoom shots of the nipples and fanny area. Phowwar! Does anyone know the identity of the much younger white woman yet? There's bound to be one. proof positive that you can teach them to speak properly, and dress them up smartly like in the PG Tips adverts, but they'll always revert to type eventually. I bet that even Don Warrington sucks his teeth and grabs his crotch when not in the public eye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does anyone know the identity of the much younger white woman yet? There's bound to be one. proof positive that you can teach them to speak properly, and dress them up smartly like in the PG Tips adverts, but they'll always revert to type eventually. I bet that even Don Warrington sucks his teeth and grabs his crotch when not in the public eye. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does anyone know the identity of the much younger white woman yet? There's bound to be one. proof positive that you can teach them to speak properly, and dress them up smartly like in the PG Tips adverts, but they'll always revert to type eventually. I bet that even Don Warrington sucks his teeth and grabs his crotch when not in the public eye. The nom. said 'a fresh start'. Have you considered it may not even be a woman?? It didn't do Silver Fox Phil's publicity any harm when he said he enjoyed golf...., sorry, I meant sticking his cock up a mans arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Wonder how he fitted in in Devon at Topsham. You pronounced that wrong .. its Tops Ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does anyone know the identity of the much younger white woman yet? There's bound to be one. proof positive that you can teach them to speak properly, and dress them up smartly like in the PG Tips adverts, but they'll always revert to type eventually. I bet that even Don Warrington sucks his teeth and grabs his crotch when not in the public eye. "Like in the PG Tips adverts". You cunt. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: "Like in the PG Tips adverts". You cunt. LOL Just trying to walk the 'thin black line'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You pronounced that wrong .. its Tops Ham. Ignoramus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just trying to walk the 'thin black line'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Floyd was suffocated by one tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Floyd was suffocated by one tit. I hope that police officers will be issued with skater-style knee protectors to prevent injuries whilst crushing the windpipes of filthy drug addicted violent criminals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope that police officers will be issued with skater-style knee protectors to prevent injuries whilst crushing the windpipes of filthy drug addicted violent criminals. Security at Chessington World of Adventures wear them. You seen them? Stab vests, military boots. Like fucking riot police. I guess they need all the protection as they search kiddies backpacks for shivs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Security at Chessington World of Adventures wear them. You seen them? Stab vests, military boots. Like fucking riot police. I guess they need all the protection as they search kiddies backpacks for shivs. Is a shiv a backward gypsy? In other words most gypsies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is a shiv a backward gypsy? In other words most gypsies? What the fuck is it with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is a shiv a backward gypsy? In other words most gypsies? It derives from chivvomengro, which means blade in Romani. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck is it with you? Your plaice or mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Just now, Weary&Disgusted said: It derives from chivvomengro, which means blade in Romani. Rumania is full of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck is it with you? Breeding, and good taste. lol. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Rumania is full of cunts. Wrong, 95% of them are in caravans, in Lincolnshire. How do you think she can afford scuba diving lessons. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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