Goober Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 53 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Simply roasted for about 20 minutes with a forestiere sauce served separately.A couple is rashers on bacon on the devil before goes in the oven is essential... So you don't have a servant to do that for you. Homosexual peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Simply roasted for about 20 minutes with a forestiere sauce served separately.A couple is rashers on bacon on the devil before goes in the oven is essential... 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That’s more or less how I cook mine...I don’t eat it often...it can be very dry. One of many reasons I still love the corner. On one thread we have certain members getting each other more rattled than the perimeter fence at Auschwitz, then on the next one down we have people swapping tips on how to cook a fucking grouse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, nocti said: One of many reasons I still love the corner. On one thread we have certain members getting each other more rattled than the perimeter fence at Auschwitz, then on the next one down we have people swapping tips on how to cook a fucking grouse. It’s a wild and crazy place, that’s for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Goober said: So you don't have a servant to do that for you. Homosexual peasant. If you had grouse you would prepare it by shoving it up your COVID infested civil parters arse for a week.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you had grouse you would prepare it by shoving it up your COVID infested civil parters arse for a week.. Misspelt and an apostrophe omitted, you ill-educated, illiterate bumder. If you're going to maintain this posh boy, expensively educated pretence you need to up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Goober said: Misspelt and an apostrophe omitted, you ill-educated, illiterate bumder. If you're going to maintain this posh boy, expensively educated pretence you need to up your game. I shall do exactly as I please crustacean face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Simply roasted for about 20 minutes with a forestiere sauce served separately.A couple is rashers on bacon on the devil before goes in the oven is essential... Dyslexia is clearly cuntagious....cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have have studied depravity in some detail and many homosexuals become paediatricians. Talk about stating the fucking obvious... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Pubs are still open in Cheshire so I’ve played golf and been to the pub. I’m having roast grouse tonight shot by one of my public school pals on a shoot in Northumberland yesterday.He was distributing grouse to all and sundry in the golf club car park. Life goes on... Hoist with his own petard. You sir, are a fraud. To eat a grouse, the day after it has been shot is uncouth. The full flavour of the bird can only be tasted after several days hanging. I cannot believe there’s are cunts on here who believe your phoney bluffery. The game’s up Lord Fraud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Hoist with his own petard. You sir, are a fraud. To eat a grouse, the day after it has been shot is uncouth. The full flavour of the bird can only be tasted after several days hanging. I cannot believe there’s are cunts on here who believe your phoney bluffery. The game’s up Lord Fraud... Nobody here believes the bullshit he serves up. However, one's preference for how well hung game is is entirely individual, I for one don't like birds too gamey. Punkers clearly prefers well hung though, particularly black men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Nobody here believes the bullshit he serves up. However, one's preference for how well hung game is is entirely individual, I for one don't like birds too gamey. Punker's clearly prefers well hung though, particularly black men. Put it this way....The Saudi Princes/Kings, and the Duke himself, wouldn’t be seen dead, grousing (pronounced ‘griceing’) in mid-October in Northumberland. The grouse is ALWAYS hung up there, I can assure you. If he has a former school bumchum I’d suggest he’s been flogging wood pidgeon out of the back of his Chevette in the crazy golf car park. Northumberland grouse shoot in October? On Groupon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Put it this way....The Saudi Princes/Kings, and the Duke himself, wouldn’t be seen dead, grousing (pronounced ‘griceing’) in mid-October in Northumberland. The grouse is ALWAYS hung up there, I can assure you. If he has a former school bumchum I’d suggest he’s been flogging wood pidgeon out of the back of his Chevette in the crazy golf car park. Northumberland grouse shoot in October? On Groupon? I'll take your word for it. Not much grouse shooting to be had in my barely above sea level vicinity. I've always preferred the noble pursuit of wildfowling. Far more challenging and rewarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: I'll take your word for it. Not much grouse shooting to be had in my barely above sea level vicinity. I've always preferred the noble pursuit of wildfowling. Far more challenging and rewarding. Trust me Goobs, the man’s a fraud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Trust me Goobs, the man’s a fraud. I trust you on this, have no doubt. The only glorious 12th he celebrates is the 12th inch of chocolate coloured wang as it penetrates his colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Goober said: I trust you on this, have no doubt. The only glorious 12th he celebrates is the 12th inch of chocolate coloured wang as it penetrates his colon. ...again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re going to be banned soon. I’ll wager that you are bummed first...fraud-ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Bollocks, you know what i meant. Just wondering what led you to working at weekends as a doorman. Do you do any other sort of work, besides being on CC just about full time and being a massive cunt. Assuming as you said, you do it to earn a few extra quid on a 12 hour weekend shift. Then i'm most probably right that your other job if you have one, dosnt pay enough to live on. In which case no woman not even a vile hag would have any interest in you. Which would account for the time you spend on CC. I'd quite like to change my perspective of you from a shabby horrible little loser twat, to something that at least resembles a semi decent human being. Alternatively you could be an incurable chutney ferret. Just curious 🙂 Still waiting for the SPCA to visit. 🙂 Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Trust me Goobs, the man’s a fraud. Thanks for sharing the results of your extensive investigation, Sherlock. I’m sure the entire membership of CC will be in shock over such a revelation. You absolute fucking bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Simply roasted for about 20 minutes with a forestiere sauce served separately.A couple is rashers on bacon on the devil before goes in the oven is essential... Do you get your Ugandan boyfriend to jizz on it before it goes in the oven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Do you get your Ugandan boyfriend to jizz on it before it goes in the oven? Are you in Kampala at the moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you in Kampala at the moment? More likely to be trawling canal street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you in Kampala at the moment? Do be so disgusting! I'm not homosexual and even if I were, I wouldn't share your boyfriend's arse with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: More likely to be trawling canal street. Who the fuck asked for your input? Did you wake up this morning and decide you would create a personality for yourself? Fuck off! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 17/10/2020 at 08:21, Eric Cuntman said: I'm the best racist on here. Challenge accepted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 44 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Challenge accepted. Not that it's racist to realise that the diversity which commissioner of this coin, Rishi Sunak, is referring to only really began establishing itself in the 1940's, by which time Britain was a thriving nation in and of itself, but I must admit I was interested in what you gentlemen thought of our lovely new 50p piece coming out next week... https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-diversity-built-britain-coin-unveiled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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