Mother, 42, is pissed off with Ocado for delivering three carrier bags of URINE.

[Penny Farthing]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yeah... but you can get around it with a bit of gaffer tape. Soon have 'em turning purple.

Its when I read comments like this that I realise that deep inside you are a very good and kind person Eric.

[Guest Brit Brutus]

Just now, Dawn Chorus said:

I have just examined a Tesco (sorry to whoever feels hurt by the mention of Tesco) plastic bag .. there are no holes in the said bag to prevent your little ones or ProfB from crawling in and choking themselves.

Tesco: proud sponsor of the Darwin awards.

I can only assume ProfB’s legal guardian uses breathable cotton mesh bags now, to avoid a repeat of when his brain was last starved of oxygen.

[ProfB]

10 hours ago, Brit Brutus said:

Aren’t plastic carrier bags supposed to have little holes in them to stop our wee nippers crawling in and choking? 

Piss would run out if there was holes.

[Decimus]

4 minutes ago, Brit Brutus said:

Tesco: proud sponsor of the Darwin awards.

I can only assume ProfB’s legal guardian uses breathable cotton mesh bags now, to avoid a repeat of when his brain was last starved of oxygen.

If you examine the plastic bags that Sainsbury's dish out, you'll find that they also contain no holes.

Proof of the age old anti-Semitic trope that Jews are evil baby killers.

[Decimus]

8 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Piss would run out if there was holes.

She'd be better off putting the bags over her face, the ugly fucking pig.

[Guest Brit Brutus]

Just now, Decimus said:

If you examine the plastic bags that Sainsbury's dish out, you'll find that they also contain no holes.

Proof of the age old anti-Semitic trope that Jews are evil baby killers.

I guess now that you’re paying anywhere up to 50p for a basic bag, at the very least it should hold a litre or two of warm piss.

[Guest Brit Brutus]

Just now, Decimus said:

She'd be better off putting the bags over her face, the ugly fucking pig.

I was about to say the mother has fared quite well, considering the likely trauma of both birthing and raising ProfB.

[Neil]

Nothing screams 'Compo!' like a bag of warm piss,If it was me she'd get a suprise when she opened what she thought was 1/2 kilo of beef mince.Her face when she put 'mayonnaise' on her sandwich would be a picture too.

[Penny Farthing]

I am assuming that mothers 1 to 41 had satisfactory service?

[Witheredscrote]

12 hours ago, Decimus said:

Kill yourself.

Reported. Violation of rule 10. Another 32 week ban with luck. 

[Witheredscrote]

12 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

This nomination would have a happy ending were its author to fucking kill itself.

Reported. Rule 10 violation.

[Decimus]

50 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Reported. Violation of rule 10. Another 32 week ban with luck. 

 

35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Reported. Rule 10 violation.

Reported. Unwritten rule of rattling like a cry-baby cunt violation.

[Ape™️]

4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Reported. Violation of rule 10. Another 32 week ban with luck. 

 

4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Reported. Rule 10 violation.

Reported for being a devious, conniving, sneaky, manipulative fucking dickhead.

[Cuntybaws]

5 hours ago, Decimus said:

She'd be better off putting the bags over her face, the ugly fucking pig.

Is that "Mother, 42" or "Mother of 42"?

[camberwell gypsy]

42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Is that "Mother, 42" or "Mother of 42"?

By the looks of her, she's probably a great grandmother 

[Cunty BigBollox]

18 hours ago, ProfB said:

The story has an happy ending, the mother got replacement food & her money back too.

The mother believes the driver was caught short.

She should be fucking grateful that they weren't reusable bags that she would have to rinse out and re-use or risk the wrath of that poison little scandic dwarf Greta Thunberg.

Where have you been Prof? Were your asylum discharge papers lost in the post?

[Cunty BigBollox]

6 hours ago, ProfB said:

Piss would run out if there was holes.

The poor driver looks dehydrated on the left one.

[Roadkill]

6 hours ago, ProfB said:

Piss would run out if there was holes.

Why in the fuck is the dirty bitch taking selfies with them? Is this Reptyle's missus?

Throw it out, you grotty bitch.

[camberwell gypsy]

57 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The poor driver looks dehydrated on the left one.

Diabetic

[Cunty BigBollox]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Why in the fuck is the dirty bitch taking selfies with them? Is this Reptyle's missus?

Throw it out, you grotty bitch.

How the fuck do you take a selfie when you're about 7 foot from the camera with both arms folded in front of you, looking as if you'd take it up the shitter whilst posing with bags of Romanian drivers piss?? Answers on a postcard to ProfB's shit-pit.

[Roadkill]

3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

How the fuck do you take a selfie when you're about 7 foot from the camera with both arms folded in front of you, looking as if you'd take it up the shitter whilst posing with bags of Romanian drivers piss?? Answers on a postcard to ProfB's shit-pit.

Camera timer. Fuck off.

And who the fuck is/was ProfB?

[Decimus]

13 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

And who the fuck is/was ProfB?

That's one of life's greatest philosophical questions. My own personal theory is that it's an infant school child's first attempt at a chatbot.

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Why in the fuck is the dirty bitch taking selfies with them? Is this Reptyle's missus?

Throw it out, you grotty bitch.

Inspired by Reptyle, I might pop round later and deliver her a doorstep challenge of my own.

[Stubby Pecker]

23 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

He might decide to do some more of his Dame Widow Fwankie stuff though - that’s always good for a laugh, along with Weimaraner references. Jazz coming back would be bad, but not all bad.

Bring back ‘evans/jazz

I feel another brilliant “cunting through song” nomination (cruelly deleted by the witch), and it’s almost xmas

[Stubby Pecker]

12 hours ago, Decimus said:

If you examine the plastic bags that Sainsbury's dish out, you'll find that they also contain no holes.

Proof of the age old anti-Semitic trope that Jews are evil baby killers.

Isn’t this the gist of what you said to poor old Judge Jewdy that got you exiled for so long? 

Administrative error my fucking arse