Witheredscrote Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 47 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ….but I’m not gay. Well…gayish, perhaps. I don’t doubt that I’m extremely attractive …in a certain kind of light. What, you mean in a soaked in petrol, and ablaze sort of way. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 On 28/08/2021 at 21:44, Decimus said: Can you even begin to imagine the hysteria generated by the parents who have frequented the council run lido in Torquay this summer? Picture taking your toddler there for a dip this bank holiday weekend. You're splashing about minding your own business when all of a sudden the ominous sounds of the 'Jaws' theme starts playing in your head. You turn around and see a 16 inch cock breaking the surface of the water and rushing toward you at break neck speed. Terrified and adamant you're about to re-enact the Quint death scene, you squeeze your eyes shut and hold the fruit of your loins tight. Ten seconds later and you realise your mistake, it's not a great white shark, but a 6'7, sexually engorged Pen doing backstroke. Could be a U-boat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: What, you mean in a soaked in petrol, and ablaze sort of way. (Bastards) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Could be a U-boat! Unlikely. No U-boat ever had a periscope anywhere near as huge as Pen's throbbing cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 minute ago, scotty said: Unlikely. No U-boat ever had a periscope anywhere near as huge as Pen's throbbing cock. A Peniscope? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: A Peniscope? That works on at least two levels Eric, top work 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, scotty said: That works on at least two levels Eric, top work 👍👍 I thought you'd like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought you'd like that one. It would be great for the opening credits of porno films... "shot in glorious PeniScope!!" 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: It would be great for the opening credits of porno films... "shot in glorious PeniScope!!" 🤔 'Beastmancolor®' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Geronimo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 14 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: Geronimo. Here "she" is! A friendless, childless, companionless, absolute freak of fucking nature revelling in the death of another innocent animal. You evil fucking hag. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 On 27/08/2021 at 20:16, camberwell gypsy said: Samovar? Isn't that a Russian tea pot? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: Here "she" is! A friendless, childless, companionless, absolute freak of fucking nature revelling in the death of another innocent animal. You evil fucking hag. You are a big fat puff ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A Peniscope? you crazy dude Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 6 hours ago, scotty said: Unlikely. No U-boat ever had a periscope anywhere near as huge as Pen's throbbing cock. What is wrong with you doc, as I asked previously do you fear your peers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 6 hours ago, scotty said: That works on at least two levels Eric, top work 👍👍 You are very sad and creepy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 11 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: You are very sad and creepy man. I bet you’ve heard that said to you often, over the last 2 or 3 hundred years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 42 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet you’ve heard that said to you often, over the last 2 or 3 hundred years. Never .. but no doubt you have heard it said to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Clavo said: Never .. but no doubt you have heard it said to you. Quality. 👍👍 That's right up there with such sparkling repartee as "no, you're gay!!"..... "no, YOU'RE gay!!!"..... "no, YOU'RE gay!!!" Please just fuck off, for fucksake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, scotty said: Quality. 👍👍 That's right up there with such sparkling repartee as "no, you're gay!!"..... "no, YOU'RE gay!!!"..... "no, YOU'RE gay!!!" Please just fuck off, for fucksake. Far better that you go away, whilst you grammar might be good you thinking processes are dysfunctional and you lack wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 Just now, Clavo said: you lack wit. Coming from the modern-day Oscar Wilde, that slashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 3 hours ago, scotty said: Quality. 👍👍 That's right up there with such sparkling repartee as "no, you're gay!!"..... "no, YOU'RE gay!!!"..... "no, YOU'RE gay!!!" Please just fuck off, for fucksake. Out of likes scotty. One thing that no one can deny though is that he’s the gift that never stops giving. If he wasn’t such a cockmonster he’d be a useful benchmark for the worst on here. I forgot that Frank exists, which sort of negates that argument though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: I love ProfB XXX Ta billy goat gruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Ta billy goat gruff Say something interesting please or just do the right thing and grow up, after you’ve fucked off obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Say something interesting please or just do the right thing and grow up, after you’ve fucked off obviously. Well, why are you wearing a bloody crown? PS Fanny fart face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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